I don't know why, but ever since I heard them he's idea of the two tag teaming a storm to Area 51 with Roman and Deceit, Maybe Virgil tagging along for the meme,I suddenly ship it. LET'S GO!!!
STORYTIME!
Remus isn't just dirty thoughts and gore. There's much more to intrusive thoughts than you'd think. That song that gets stuck in your head? That random fact you suddenly think of out of nowhere? That's Remus. It's a more tame Remus, but it's still Remus. So if you wanna know why Thomas is suddenly thinking about a bunch of random space facts while Sweet Caroline plays infinitely in the back of his mind just ask Remus and Logan. Because something like that has to be a collaboration between boyfriends. Don't tell anyone about their relationship, though. It's a secret.
"Remus, were you aware of the fact that nobody knows exactly how many stars there's are in our solar system, let alone in our universe? And with the Big Bang Theory and nebulas the number of stars dying and being created could very well possibly mean that there's sre an infinite number of stars in our solar system alone?"
"Ooh, fun~! That sounds like a wonderful thought to keep us up at night! Oopsie doopsie! I forgot that you're a stickler for a sleep schedule! Sorry Honey Bunches Of Creamy Oats! Now, where was I? Oh! Right! 🎶Sweet Caroline. BAH BAH BAH!!!!🎶"
Logan scoffed and rolled his eyes at his quite 'extra' boyfriend. His twin was a different kind of extra. It was odd to Logan how he found Remus more manageable, let alone attractive. Yet here we are. Logan hummed proudly at the fact he stated and went back to his research on space. He is totally a space dork. And no, he does not mean the definition of dork in which it is a Male whale's genitalia. The one in which you are adorable yet obsessed with a certain topic. Still least, that was the definition Deceit used when defining the word 'dork'. There's no clear definition.
So that's how it went for the next small while. Remus just played his little ukulele and kept singing Sweet Caroline over and over and over again. He never grew tired of it. In contrast to popular belief, it didn't annoy Logan. Repetitive behavior is commonly used in a memorization technique so things like this were normal to Logan. It was how public school taught him to learn things. Choir, Mathamatics, exetera. Repetition repetition repetition. It didn't bother Logan in the slightest. It did, however, annoy the majority of the other sides. That's why Remus did it.
"HEY CAN YOU SHUT UP FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY!? JESUS CHRIST YOU'VE BEEN SINGING THE SAME SONG FOR THREE HOURS!!! LOGAN CAN YOU GET YOUR EXPIRED GREMLIN MONOPOLY MAN TO SHUT HIS MOUTH BECAUSE LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS MINDSCAPE HAS A HEADACHE!!!!"
Logan stared at the doorway with wide eyes. Virgil slammed open the door, the for hitting the wall and bouncing back into his palm as he screamed over Remus's loud voice. There was a literal record scratch when Remus stopped palying just gave a demented smile to the anxious side who has had enough of this BS.Remus then met eyes with Logan and wriggled his eyebrows. Logan was just shocked at this point he didn't really care. He hated bein stsrtled and being yelled at had been instilled in his brain that he did something wrong whenever a voice was raised at him. That bothered him. Logan just gave Remus a signal via his eyes and he smirked, screaming instead of singing.
"HANDS, TOUCHING HANDS!!! REACHING OUT!!! TOUCHING ME, TOUCHING YOU!!! SWEET CAROLINE!!! BAH BAH BAH!!! TIMES HAVE NEVER FELT DO GOOD!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIBA HA HA HA!!!"
Remus did the rolled tongue thing they'd do in those old western movies in Texas or Mexico. Virgil groaned, hid his head in his hands, and slammed the door behind him before speed walking off. Remus cheered as if he just won the Super Bowl. Remus looked over at Logan for affirmation that he didn't a good job. Logan didn't really know how to react to this scenario. On one hand he should be cognicent to the other sides and respect their wishes, however he felt a certain adrenaline rush when that was happening that was most pleasant. Logan just breathed out a coy laugh and he thought of a evilous plan. With a snap of his fingers and a tug upwards with his hand, he summoned Deceit into the room. He was honestly surprised.
"Logan, you called upon me? Well, this was expected."
"I have an idea."
Remus gasped, a light filling his eyes with excitement. Deceit rose a singular eyebrow and allowed himself to smirk when he could see the reflections of his eyes illuminate with mischief. Logan wanted to be evil. That's new. Logan never wanted to do anything that's not serious. It was only a matter of time until Remus broke him. Logan snapped and summoned large speakers, since this was his own room after all. He gave both of the, microphones and Remus's ukulele teleported into Logan's arms. Thanks to Remus's playing, he had the notes of the song memeorized. Logan's eyes flickered and he pitied Roman and Virgil now. Patron loves Sweet Caroline so he shouldn't really care either way.
"Are you sweisouly doing what I think you're doing?"
"Logan, I have never felt more attracted to you than I do right now. Sexually and Romantically. It is very weird and I love it~"
Logan has the speakers put up all the way and he just gave Remus a sideways name glance at his comment. He had nevertheless been a sexual guy. He actually would place himself, Logan as a side and not in relation to Thomas at all, on the Asexual Spectrum. However he knows that Remus is overly explicit so he feeds Into his jokes and play sometimes. He knows he enjoys that kind of humor and respects that. Despite the fact that this wasn't a joke. Logan started playing the bridge and the two of them began singing in their best voices the same song that annoyed Virgil to Hell and back.
"🎶Hands, touching hands. Reaching out, touching me, touching you~ Sweet Caroline BAH BAH BAH good times never felt so good~🎶"
Just playing that short part a loud scream echoed across the entire mindscape. That was definately Virgil. Remus covered his mouth, dropping the microphone to keep him from breaking down laughing. But the best part that made even Logan laugh heartily? Virgil's scream scared Patton and Roman so bad that Roman did the high pitched scream again from Accepting Anxiety which scared Patton so bad he screamed for help and then everything went silent and you could hear Patton call out for help because he peed himself. That was the funniest thing in the entire universe.
Oh, Sweet Caroline, times have really never been so good.
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I don't care if this was short and basically a crackfic. Any Intrulogical Fic can be considered a crackfic because Intrulogical is a Crackship.
But yeah, don't do this. Don't annoy someone like this. You have no idea what kind of day they're having and you shouldn't want to make it worse. Just don't do it. Okay?
Internet hugs and blow kisses!
~Eva