Oliver is baby, so sincere I've been listening to a lot of Oliver covers I must do the babies.

Also really felt like I had to share this same lesson again because a.) I had a meltdown about my gender and sexuality while giving a presentation in class and b.) Bi people are so valid.

STORYTIME!

So Patton and Emile are the kind of married couple that geek out about their favorite things and favorite characters together, including their fictional crushes and characters they do love to adopt and weird fanboy stuff like that. They already agreed that they'd move to the United Kingdom and adopt the twelve year old Vocaloid Oliver and protect him from the depressing and suggestive songs. Also they'd get, like, a dozen more birds. A baker's dozen of birds in all. 

So Patton was listening to random music videos in his recommended while Emile was playing Pokémon Black 2 over again because he wanted to restart. Patton knows that when Bianca shows up Emile is going to have some bisexual distress. Patton didn't blame him, Bianca was really really cute! She was his favorite Pokémon rival! ...other than Barry. Patton always had trouble picking favorites don't hurt him!

"IFORGOTHOWCUTESHEISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILOVEHERSOMUCHBIANCAAAAAAAAA!!!ILOVEHERRRRR!!!"

There it is! Patton giggled at how red his husband's face got as he threw his galaxy 3ds XL on the couch and screamed in a pillow. If Patton had some tea, he'd take a sip sis. Patton turned off his phone and set it down, sitting down next to Emile and picking up uis 3ds for him. Oh my gosh he forgot she had the cute glasses in Black 2 and White 2. Patton may not be bi, but she was definitely a cutie pie. Emile took the pillow off his face and nearly jumped ten feet in the air when he saw his husband next to him in the middle of the fanboy moment.

"That was so adorable Emmi!"

"Don't make fun of me like thaaaaat."

"Whyyyyy? It makes you blush and it's cuuuuuuuuute!"

Emile sighed, knowing that's just how Patton is. He saved and closed his 3ds, turning off the power while Patton played with his now messy bangs. That was what bisexual distress was like. Emile grabbed his phone from his pocket to get some payback. His home screen may be Patton, but let's be real: Oliver, his son, is definitely his lock screen. Patton may have an advantage by not being bi or pan, but he does have his trump card. Emile chuckled now under his breath.

"Emm?"

Emile took a picture of Asuma Mutsumi from Kiss Him Not Me and flashed it to Patton. One of his favorite anime characters ever in a Chili art style with a flower crown. Patton covered his mouth with his hand and looked away, his ears goimf completely red from the cuteness. Ha ha! Payback! Emile grinned and put his phone away, his husband's silence counting as a big victory for Emile.

This is exactly what's they do in their free time, geek out about their favorite characters and make fun of eachother for it. They tease eachother out of love. Patton sighed and got over himself, looking over at Emile who was just silently laughing at him. He stood up to go grab himself a cookie. Emile followed him, giving him a kiss on the cheek in the process to ask for forgiveness. Patton could be stubborn when it comes to grudges. He giggled and kissed Emile's nose. Ah, this is love.

500 Words

Enjoy this Drabble as I deal with an overwhelming a,mount of schoolwork before the break.

Also bi and Pan and ace peeps: it is 100% okay to crush on the opposite gender/sex. That doesn't make you any less of your sexuality.

Internet hugs and blow kisses!

~Rem