Don't mess with me I'm a big boy now and I'm very scary. You cannot tell me this song Isn't literally Virgil.

STORYTIME! 

Virgil wore his black and purple sweater with his galaxy themed 3dsXL playing an old game of animal crossing just because he could. He had some Fall Out Boy and Panic! At The Disco playing throughout his room (with a few Cavetown and Five Finger Dearh Punch songs mixed in) and he had a few new houseplants around him and some candles lit with the smell of pumpkin spice filling the room. Wow, Virgil really missed 2007. That was his favorite year culture-wise. 2007 to 2009 was a time to be alive. 

Virgil looked up from talking to the best villager in the flicking world: Tiffany (Cherry coming in second best) to see his totally awesome boyfriend rocking his new hairdo. He had his entire hair dyed rainbow in streaks inspired by Bismuth from Steven Universe. She is best crystal gem, best redeemed villain, best singer, best girl, and best character ever. Bismuth needs more love, family. Remy sat down next to where Virgil was laying on his stomach, looking on his screen to see Tiffany and Cherry walking around Virgil's purple haired emo villager. 

"Yasss we stan girlfriends!"

Remy still doesn't understand how animal crossing worked, but Virgil was living for it. Cherry and Tiffany would be goth girlfriends, but Goldie and Cherry were definitely goals. Fall out boy was screaming the young blood chronicles and it was Virgil's personal heaven. Virgil sat up with his clearly superior 3ds system in his hands, suck it play station, and he laughed softly as Remy pressed a good kiss on his hot forehead. 

"Your lips are coooooooooold."

"Well duh. It's not like I'm finna stop drinking the lit shit just because it's January. Ya sis is still gonna drink his Starbucks and she damn well gonna enjoy it. 

Virgil hid his face in his sweater, trying to hide the fact that he had a slight snort whenever he laughed. Remy always found thst extremely adorable and he loved it to death. He grinned with pride as Virgil contained his snorts, someone appreciating the sassy sailor Remy's vocabulary was. Virgil's face went pink and Remy snapped another Starbucks drink into his hands, peeking his head up when he heard their anthem. The motherfuking anthem of all queer boys. Trans, gay, bi, Pan, demiboy, Whatever. This is the fucking anthem. The second the guitar began playing out the first notes both boys smirked, talking over Robbie's gorgeous voice.

"Boys will be bugs, huh? Let me guess: we're going to be screaming the chorus so loud it annoys the fuck out of Logan?"

Virgil's grin said everything that needed to be said. Of course they were gonna scream the chorus. It's too damn catchy not to. Remy flicked his sunglasses up on his head and took a long sip of his vanilla bean cremé with chocolate and caramel syrup all over it. Virgil saved and exited his animal crossing town after getting some fruit for Marshal and saying hello to Isabelle. The two met eyes before they started screaming the lyrics.

"DON'T MESS WITH ME, I'M A BIG BOY NOW AND I'M VERY SCARY!!! I PUNCH MY WALLS, STAY OUT AT NIGHT, AND I DO KARATE!!! DON'T MESSAGE ME 'CAUSE I WON'T REPLY, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU CRY!!! AIN'T THAT HOW IT'S 'POSED TO ME!? BUT IT ISN'T ME!!! BOYS WILL BE BUGS RIGHT!!!"

The two high fived but Remy just had to add the little extra riff not in the song after the first chorus to make the instrumental break seem a little bit shorter. Remy would never admit it: but he was a heckin good singer.

"🎶Boys will be bugs riiiiiight~🎶"

Virgil leaned on Remy's shoulder and closed his eyes. Virgil loved this song so much. It had so much teenage angst stuffed into it and it wasn't the stereotypical, yet very tasteful, punk rock or heavy death metal. It's refreshing and so very appreciated. Virgil did the thing where he double clapped his hands and simultaneously all the lights went out and he got himself a warm cup of green tea. Logan and Remy got him highkey into it because of the relaxing factor and Starbucks being his boyfriend's life.

And this is what they did to wind down and relax. It's almost time for Thomas to head to sleep and having a relaxation period helps him get there. It also helps that Remy, who literally controls  Thomas's sleel schedule, calms his anxiety before bed. The two men smiled and enjoyed eachother's company.

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~Eva