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STORYTIME!

Remus was a weird soul. He wasn't just innuendo and morbid creative, he was weird and freaky kind of creative too. So when he makes his mustache extra bushy and gels his hair back while ripping his ears off and growing white fluffy cute cat ears and tail and dressing himself in very feminine clothing you know that it's him expressing his creativity. Fuck gender roles! He made sure his legs were nice and hairy underneath his pastel pink striped stockings, mint green wool skirt, and the pastel pink space themed tank top.

Remus grinned, slightly yellowed teeth shining in the mirror as he twirled around. Remus would never admit it, but he was a slut for pastel pink, green, and orange aesthetics. Mostly mint and lime green. Green is his absolute favorite color. The Galaxy tank was more inspired by the man he loves. Remus clapped his hands and instantly his manly sausage fingers had nails painted like green with little rhinestones on his middle fingers. Yep, that's definately cute. He adored it.

That's when Remus got an idea. He spun one hundred eighty degrees and did a little hand finger jazzy thing. With a sparkly poof a little creature was created. From what Logan, the afformentioned boyfriend, had told him these little hodgepodge animals were called Chimeras and they originated from Greek mythology. Remus personally knew that from Mother 3. That game was b r u t a l.

"Hello little friend! You're my friend now! I'm your Mommy! Can I call you Logan? What are your pronouns?"

The little beast looked up at him with two different eyes: one of a mammal and one of a reptile. His creature was made in thirds: one part ocelot, one part bearded dragon, and literally just has owl wings and the ability to rotate its head all the way around. He said they were thirds, but he never said they were perfect thirds. Remus isn't exactly the smartest dude. He'll have to ask Logan about it later. The boyfriend one not the Chimera one.

The little creature seemed happy at the name and cheered its gruesome, ear-shattering cry of a creepypasta character. Remus had literally no way to distinguish what pronouns the tiny thing wanted. Remus doesn't speak mutated monster. Remus scratched just behind the cat ears, his own neck ears wanting that same affection and his tail flicked from side to side. Hey, he's a Chimera too! His part human, part kitty cat, and part a huge disappointment!

That's when Logan knocked on the door. Remus cheered for him to come in, wanting physical contact really bad, and Logan walked in. He didn't flinch nor falter upon seeing his boyfriend as a catgirl petting an abomination of living matter. Logan was used to the little misfit creatures. It was something they both adored like space, conspiracy theories, mythology, and ancient civilizations. Logan sat down next to Remus, already knowing he wants to be scratched behind the ears and complying, and he looked at the new being.

"So, what have you decided to name them? And what are their pronouns?"

We stan a man who can casually ask for someone's name and pronouns, even if they are a fictional disfigured beast. Remus affectionately purred at Logan's touch, boyfriend Logan not Chimera Logan. Wow, he should really change their name huh? That would lead to a lot less confusion, wouldn't it? Yeah it would. Remus just shrugged.

"Idunno. I haven't figured them out yet." 

Logan understood, realizing that the creature had just been created. Logan retracted his hand from the task of scratching his apparently Neko boyfriend and held out his hand out to the Chimera. They sniffed his hand, appreciating the offer of consent before he stroked a long per down their back. He applied more pressure the second time, the creature preferring that. Logan took notice that Remus had given the creature no defined sex. Nice. We love inclusiveness. Logan took his hands and presented them before the creature.

"Salutations, new friend. My name is Logan and I am the partner of Remus. Would you kindly put your paw in my left hand if you identify as a boy, put it in my right if you identify as a girl, or sit down for you identify as neither? Both paws for both."

Logan almost forgot about that last addition, so he didn't format it like the other options in his sentences. The creature plopped their butt down, understanding Logan and choosing to not be specified by any gender. A NonBinary Chimera, Nice. Logan smiled softly and turned to Remus as he leaned his head on Logan's shoulder, smiling and sighing.

"Hey Daddy?"

Remus purred out despite knowing the kinky undertones of that word and knowing that Logan is on the asexual spectrum. Logan rolled his eyes. Every time Remus creates a new creature he always does this. Logan is the Daddy, Remus is the Mommy. Logan would see himself more of in the traditional mother role in the media however if Remus prefered to be Mommy and wished for Logan to be Daddy, he objectively did not mind. Logic holds no preference.

"Yes Mommy?"

"Can you pretty please with extra drizzles of gofer guts on my nice cream with no spoon take our lovely Chimera child to the castle in the tower in the Imagination? I want them to meet all their siblings and I also wanna change into something new. The cat ears feel overused."

Logan nodded and obliged, giving his quirky boyfriend a kiss on the forehead before standing up, picking up the nameless Chimera and bringing it through the portal that Remus kept in the closet that would take him to the tower directly. Logan set them down on a bed and gave them more headscratches and a kiss before leaving. They already made a new friend with the Phoenix unicorn. 

When Logan returned, Remus had changed from having the body parts of a Cat to having the body parts of a dog. Oh, he was aware of the broadway reference in the context. If he should cite it was the line: "everybody always goes as sexy cats but nobody goes as a sexy dog" from Brooke  at the Halloween Party.

Remus hadn't noticed that Logan had returned yet. He was twisting his mustache and making his hair look more fluffy to contrast the Dalmatian ears, tail, and snout. Logan crossed his arms and leaned against the wall, watching him giddily get ready. Being weird was just his thing. It made him so happy to just be his weird self. Logan found it fascinating and entertaining just to watch him do his thing.

Remus had just finished making himself look all nice and cute, even handing a sparkly green streak in his hair, when he turned around. He was absolutely delighted to see Logan there, staring at him with a smile. There was a deep adoration in his eyes, hidden behind his glasses. Remus jumped up and skipped across the room and threw himself in his boyfriend's arms. He grinned, biting his tongue a bit. He refuses to admit he does the tongue biting thing, just like Phil Lester, but Logan finds it to be another adorable quirk about him.

"Soooooo? What do you think? Nobody ever goes for the sexy dog amirite? Sorry, I forgot you're not a fan of that word."

Logan did this thing where he'd cringe whenever he heard anything regarding copulation. He honestly believed that copulation wasn't neccesary since he's gay. Remus respects that and doesn't overstep his boundaries. Remus May be a very sexually flirty guy, but that doesn't mean he is heartless and a horrible man. The last thing Remus wanted was to make his boyfriend uncomfortable.

"Thank you for being cognicent, Remus. I greatly appreciate the effort to make me comfortable. You are... a good boy."

Remus felt his cheeks gleam with Honeyglow from happiness. Logan gave him the anime head pat and made him feel all special and loved and it made him feel like the goodest boy in the world, despite the fact that he is well known for being a sneaky garbage man. Logan laughed softly at him, also giving him a few scratches behind the ear just like he loves it.

"I love you, Daddy."

"I love you too, Mommy."

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I like this oneshot. It makes me feel happy to know I wrote something so wholesome... ish. It isn't kinda furry-ish but hey? Who am I to judge? People are still people.

Advice? Just respect others. Pronouns, sexuality, preferred name, whatever. Respect others.

Internet hugs and blow kisses!

~Eva