When I was wrting the title there was a type that made it read Dykexiety and that's honestly a mood.

Also I put the Deceit sweater on my Christmas list so Santa please come through for me my Anxiety Hoodie won't last me forever,

STORYTIME!

Virgil grumbled to himself, knowing exactly where his lost Hoodie is. He always has to steal it, doesn't he? His favoritest hoodie that he had sewn patches on himself? He couldn't wear the hoodie he sewn green patches on for him back when the two of them were dark sides together? Remus was so clingy to Virgil after he left in the dark, but now that he revealed himself to Thomas he is free to come and go as he pleases instead of sneaking around. So now he can steal his hoodie more often. That's just great. Virgil halted in front of his door and pounded on it.

"REMUS I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE GIVE ME BACK MY HOODIE!!!"

Virgil heard a door unlock, but no response from the other side of the door. Of course. He was going to plan on giving him a jumpscare wasn't he? Remus knows all too well that Virgil can't handle jumpscares. It puts him in fight mode and he nearly slaps Remus in the face every time. Virgil opened the door, eyes whipping from left to right with his back to the door. Wait.. mo jumpscare? Huh, that's a relief. Virgil was certain he was going to get-

"RAWR!!! XD!!!!!!"

Virgil literally made the cat noise from those cartoons when the cat gets scared and he jumped quite a distance. He turned around, fallen to the floor on his bum to see Remus in nothing but his hoodie, some boxers this time (thank god), and some plastic cat ears. He seemed to be just Vibing with a bottle of half finished diet Lipton tea with mixed berry juice in it. Wait, a normal drink? That's odd for Remus. Virgil's face flushed bright pink with shame as he stood up, grumbling at the dark side of creativity.

"Why do you always gotta spook me when I come to get my jacket. I made you a jacket, why can't you just use that one?"

"Because it doesn't smell like you anymore. And you strip me every time I wear it. AND and I get to see my cute grumpy little Virgil again~ Just like when I scared Thomas with that gory little nightmare! Is it wrong that I wanna see my emo kitten?"

"Well yeah, kinda. I'm not a dark side anymore Remus. You kinda are and way too crazy for the rest of them. You also scared the crap out of me with that nightmare never do that again."

Remus just laughed as Virgil entered behind him and grabbed his sleeves. Remus Allowed Virgil to take the jacket off of him. Of course, that meant Remus was wearing nothing but boxers and those cat ears but that's fine as long as Virgil gets his hoodie back. He slipped it on and half-smiled. It's good to be warm and hide his hideously pale arms again. He zipped it back up, noticing it didn't smell putrid like a roadkill raccoon. In fact, it smelled kinda nice. Virgil rose an eyebrow, confused. Remus went ahead and answered the question he was about to ask for him.

"Rain on concrete! That's the smell! Lots of exciting things can happen on rainy days!"

"Uh, yeah. Good or Bad things. It's.. actually a nice smell. Thank you Remoo."

Remus gasped. Virgil hasn't used that affectionate nickname for him in a while. Remus used to joke about what if the u actually sounded like a u and Deceit said it out loud and both Remus and Virgil died laughing. It just kinda stuck until the two of the grew apart. Virgil left them. He hated being the bad guy. He just wanted to look after Thomas, why did he have to be the bad guy if that's what he wanted? Deceit had the opposite view. Deceit says sometimes you have to be the bad guy to what needs to be done. That's why Virgil hates him. Remus was just abandoned again by Virgil. He was just stuck in the middle of it. Nobody knows what he thinks. I don't think anyone wants to know what he thinks... it's probably smutty.

"Well of course Vivi! I thought you'd get sick and tired from the same old roadkill so I thought I'd do something you'd like for once... it's not exactly my cup of tide pods but I knew you'd love it!"

Virgil knew what he was waiting for in regards to praise for doing a good job. Virgil sighed and gave him a headpat. Remus loved the anime catgirl headpats for literally no reason except it makes Deceit and Logan very disappointed in him. Remus grinned and Virgil noticed that Remus's closet was open. Virgil saw the very same hoodie he sewed matching patches on way back when tattered and ruined. He broke his hoodie. Is that why Remus always takes his? Virgil walked over to it and picked it up.

"Remoo, is this why you always steal mine? You do realize you can ask me to fix it whenever you need me to, right?"

"Oh, uh, yes. Of course I knew that Virgil you silly goose! I just really like yours..."

Virgil sighed and took the hoodie into his arms and sat down on the floor. He conjured a needle and thread and a few fabric patches that's looked just like the ones Virgil's hoodie has, but green. Yes, he still has some of the fabric patches just in case. Don't ask. Virgil then undid the messy thread and began to resew all the patches back on wherever the hoodie was damaged. Sure, it was a little messy and some patches overlapped but that's okay. Remus sat down criss cross applesauce next to him, watching him work with skill. Nobody has ever watched Virgil sew before, he's too insecure that he's not that great.

Remus then got bored. He began singing a song under his breath. He's also creativity! He can sing well too! Not like the Forbidden Fruit singing that's in his normal voice but like he can sing baritone opera if he really wanted to. And he wanted to. Remus's fsvoeite thing to do is change the female role in musicals to the grossest, deepest voice he can when singing them. Christine was a personal favorite of his. Wether that's Be More Chill or Phantom of the Opera is for you to decide. Remus found it amusing that Virgil's stitcheork began working to the tune of the melody he was singing.

After a little while, a time passage that neither of them kept track of, the Hoodie was done. Remus snatched it and wore it happily. It's fixed! Remus actually started purring. It was really really warm! Virgil was smiling too. Remus missed this a lot. Hanging out with Virgil that is. Virgil was honestly Remus's favorite person here's in then dark side of the mind. He was the only person who would hang out with him, even when he was scared of him. 

"There, ya got your hoodie back, happy now? Stupid question. You're obviously very happy."

Yeah, Remus was very happy. He snuffled inside his hoodie and fell onto Virgil's lap. Virgil rolled his eyes and ran his hand through Remus's hair the way he likes it when falling asleep. Remus's mustache furrowed a bit as he began to snore. Remus was a heavy sleeper, and he falls asleep really fast. Virgil took Remus's phone and put on a one hour loop of spooky scary Skelton's but it's lofi and just sat there. He sat there with this grown ass man sleeping with his head in Virgil's lap and listening to the best music. 

Virgil glared at Deceit when he opened the cracked door further to try and get Remus for something or whatever. The slimy boi didn't say anything. He just closed the door again when he saw Virgil and left. It seems Virgil has won this battle. He snickered and looked back down at the green gremlin goblin. He wondered what he was dreaming about. Pg 13 only tho. He didn't want to look into what he might actually be dreaming about.

But in reality Remus was actually dreaming a wholesome dream. It was raining and they were walking on an cracked street in an old abandoned neighborhood and they had a black spiderwebs umbrella like that pattern in animal crossing and they were just laughing, talking, and joking. They both wore their matching hoodies and both wore matching necklaces. Remus had a Peridot and Virgil had an Amethyst. SCREW LAPIDOT AMEDOT IS WHERE IT IS AT!!! Remus was always a sucker for rare ships. But they held hands and just walked together in the rain in their hoodies.

And it was okay. Everything was okay and they were happy. No blood, no gore, and no sex. Just a date in the rain on their own. In their hoodies. And it was okay.

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I wrote this right before I was going to go head to the gym with my dad. We are finna do some shoulder workouts so wish me luck Boiz! I love doing weight training! Definately going to the gym when I go to college! 

Oh! And the lesson for this chapter is surrounded by loneliness. Don't force yourself to be alone. Reach out to that person you miss. It doesn't hurt to try. Nobody deserves to be alone. Nobody! Including you! 

Internet hugs and blow kisses!

~Rem