I feel like I'm neglecting our favorite sweet boy and that's not okay so I'm going to write this just for him :)

STORYTIME!

Deceit isn't a soft boi! He's a slimy boi! Rawr! Fear him! He's still a villain and he still has a fear factor to him. Kind of like Virgil. He isn't a soft anxious bean who needs to be protected! Both of them! Both of them are still dark sides who have aspects to themselves that should be respected and viewed with caution, however being entirely petrified of them isn't good either. It's kind of like that weird phase of transitioning pronouns but they're infinitely stuck like that. The point is that Deceit isn't a soft boi! He... he just liked wearing sweaters in his room that's all.

What!? You can't blame him! He's a snake! Snakes are cold blooded and he needs to be warm all the time! That doesn't make him any less of a threat or a dark side! He prides himself in the fact that people either need to respect or fear him to get along! He prides himself in his coy, sneaky, sly perosnality! It takes away from that whole vibe he tries to throw on when someone sees him in a sweater. Or making flower crowns. Or talking to his babies (little corn snakes he sees as his children). Be afraid! Be very afraid of the suave villain character that people can't help but fall in love with because he's so badass!

But it's times like these that make his boyfriend, and Roman sometimes, see him differently. Deceit was very cold. He always gets like this at night. He normally wears a bunch of blankets but he was feeling kind of needy. He's a sassy gay. Deceit grumbled to himself as he knocked on the door to Patton's room. He saw Roman and Remus having their normal Tuesday Twin Time. Don't ask. Wait, no please do. It's not anything dirty. Roman wouldn't let that happen. He'd slice Remus's head off and he'd come crying to Deceit by now. Back to the story. Patton, Deceit's caring and very affectionate boyfriend, opened the door with big smile on his face.

"Dee Dee! Hey honey! Is there something you needed? Or did you want to spend some time with me? Because I wouldn't mind going to the Imagination for a date right now if that's what you want."

"No I wouldn't want that at all. And I came here to ask for something. Can... Can I borrow one of your yellow sweaters? The super warm and cozy ones? It's really cold and I totally don't need one to stay warm or anything I just really want to wear one of your special sweaters..."

"Of course you can love! Here, come on in. I'll let you choose one of them and then we can go out for a date!"

Patton swung the door all the way open, revealing that he wasn't in his normal attire. He was already prepared to go on a date, hmm? Perhaps he wanted to go ask Deceit out himself but he luckily came to him first. Oof. F in the chat for you readers. Have fun deciphering which he is him. Which masculine pronoun goes to which man. Patton was wearing a cute white and baby's blue striped shirt and a long denim skirt stretching just over his ankles, showing off his kitty cat socks and his baby blue and pastel pink converse. He was adorable. Patton always looked adorable when wearing skirts. Patton was a long skirt kind of guy. Knees or below.

Deceit walked into the bright room, feeling a sense of warmth over his scales and skin alike. Did Patton make his room warmer just for him? How precious and considerate. Deceit was lucky to have his love. Romantic love. It's different than the love everyone else gets. Deceit is totally not the jealous type. Patton skipped back from his closet, holding a large wool sweater that was yellow with a large sunshine on the chest. It wasn't Deceit's style but Patton makes these sweaters himself.

"Here you go Hun, I know you like this one so I made sure to get it!"

"Thanks, Sunshine."

Deceit slipped the sweater over his clothes, taking the cape off first. He felt warm and fuzzy inside, a wholesome smile spreading over his face involuntarily. That smile is exactly what made Patton smile too. Deceit hugged himself lightly, feeling the wamrth seep into the patches of scales littered on his skin. Deceit doesn't really care where those patches are, but Patton could point out each and every one and describe them perfect,y to anyone's who asked on his behalf. Patton really likes Deceit's scales. He used to be scared of the man poking him, but ever since he's found out they were soft he started petting them and loving them. It's really cute.

Patton got an idea and turned around. He found a hoodie that used to belong to Virgil. It was a prototype of the purple hoodie he wears today, but this one was blue with a cute little heart design similar to Pinkie Pie's Cutie Mark; instead of balloons it was hearts of the same colors. Patton flipped that on over his light blue striped shirt with practically no sleeves and grinned vibrantly, skipping up next to Deceit and holding his hand. He swung it a bit back and forth. Poor little thing with ADHD had to do something, hmm? How precious.

"So, what kind of date were you thinking of, my love?"

"Oh, I dunno. Maybe just spending time with you other going someplace Roman dreamed up a while back. I remember there being this one really cool milkshake place from the memories I wanted to go to, but that's cold so it's out of then question."

"Stop Lying To me. I know you want to watch the Princess and the Frog for the millionth time."

"I'm sorry I can't help it! Tiana is the best princess and the songs are so good and Naveen lowly falling for Tiana warms my heart and the movie has so much culture in it I love it so much! I don't want to make Thomas drop everything and go watch the movie so I wanted to go to the memory and try to watch it there. I know he has the entire thing practically memorized by now and we could watch it and the worst thing we could do is get then movie stuck in his head. Logan and Virgil would fuss at me if I made Thomas go watch the movie now but I really really really wanna watch it!"

Deceit couldn't help but chuckle at how cute his boyfriend was. The Princess and the Frog is a masterpiece with racial representation and good characters of all colors. It's also a heartwarming love story thst transcends physical appearance and goes right to the heart, falling in love with a person rather than their body. That's what Deceit likes to think anyway. The whole frog thing would be weird otherwise. Plus Mama Odie. She's the best. Best Disney Character ever. Don't @ him. Deceit didn't mind at all. They could go to the memory theater and rewatch the movie all within the mind palace. It wouldn't hurt anyone.

"Then let's go."

The two gays in sweaters, well jackets, then walked to the Memory Thsater and went to watch their movie. Regardless of whatever they did Logan was going to fuss at them for getting Thomas's mind off track. Deceit honestly didn't care about what Logan had to complain about. All that matters is that he was warm in his sunshine sweater and making his shoulder the most comfortable place for Patton to rest his head while they watched their movie. Patron stroked some of the scales on his face without realizing he was doing it, causing the slimy boi to purr a little bit.

No!!! He's not soft!!!! But Patton can make him that way sometimes...

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Awww, coot. I wish I could have made it longer and better written. We can't all have whatever we wish for. Sorry guys, gals, and NonBinary pals.

It's okay to act out of your own character. However you act or react to soemthing is entirely up to you. You get to choose who you want to be and how you act and what's kind of people you surround yourself with. You might not like this: but you change. You take on traits of the people you're around, so if you make a new friend you will change somewhat. You're evolving, and that's completely okay.

Internet hush and blow kisses!

~Eva