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LUBANZI

Lubanzi is your typical arrogant man who never bows down to any girl. He doesn't love socialising, dating & the only friend he has is his little brother Liyema.What happens when Afeziwe Jali the feisty lawyer steps into his life?Read to find out.Most Impressive Rankings:#1 on South Africa

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Knowing Xavier Hunt ✓

|| Featured FREE story with exclusive paid chapters - previously a paid story ||When Haley discovers the truth behind Xavier, whose silence holds a deeper meaning, she sets her mind on making his life better one small step at a time. ***** Haley Rosamond is happy with her simple life, content under the wing of her father. Well-protected, she has no idea of the darkness surrounding Xavier Hunt, with his all-black attire and infrequent presence in school-accompanied by his bruises and scars. That is, until Haley catches a glimpse of Xavier's reality and is made to question everything she knows about family and life in general. The truth, she realizes, couldn't be more different from everything she has heard. Supported by her father, Haley sets her mind on helping Xavier any way she can, and what begins with tutoring sessions, free food, and random acts of kindness blooms into friendship and something a little more. But when Haley's admission into her dream college and another tragedy in Xavier's life threaten to undo everything she has worked for, Haley needs to decide if she'll stick by Xavier or simply be another person in his life that disappears. [[word count: 80,000-90,000 words]]Note: This story is now available on YONDER, your next-generation reading app from the Wattpad family. Join me on YONDER today! Find it now in your app store.Cover designed by Holly Thurston

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Book Transmigration: I Wanted to Keep a Low Profile, but Everyone Noticed Me!

(Book 1)SynopsisAudrey woke up and found that she had transmigrated into a book.As a mediocre actress, Audrey was satisfied with her income. Even though her parents favored boys over girls, at least she could support herself. Just when she had finally saved up some money and hadn't had a chance to enjoy it, she ended up in a different world?!She didn't know if it was God's mercy or compensation, but Audrey's role in the book was a wealthy heiress. In the book, her birth mother arranged for Audrey to be married into a wealthy family, and she had to compete with her other siblings for the family inheritance.The tragic outcome was predictable.Confused by the original character's actions, Audrey decided to lay low and become a wealthy but useless person.One day, Audrey's family members noticed that she had changed. Strangely enough, they could read her thoughts on her face. Even her second brother, who had always treated her like air, could see her sarcastic comments about him.[What's with that outfit today? Does he really think he looks good?]And when he was about to give up his directing career and return to the company, he could see the words on Audrey's face.[Why fight for power? Isn't it better to do what you love and still make money? You're so foolish.]Second brother: '...That makes sense.'The eldest sister, who had always ignored the subtitles on Audrey's face, finally noticed them one day.[Is she being foolish? Is it worth marrying for power? Doesn't she have enough money of her own?]After looking at her own wealth, the eldest sister quietly rejected the arranged marriage.Later on, Audrey noticed that her pocket money was increasing. As she gazed at the jewelry her second brother and eldest sister gave her, she fell into deep thought.THIS STORY IS NOT MINE!!!!!FOR OFFLINE PURPOSESALL CREDITS TO THE AUTHOR AND TRANSLATOR....Book 1 (Completed) ✅Book 2 (Ongoing)

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something new | vkook

❝Jungkook is bored and decides to enter a random number into his phone and text that person. Little did he know, the person he was texting was his long term crush, Taehyung.❞ Kookie:Taehyung fucking knows i love himi assume that you told himbecause no one knew except for you Tae:i didn't tell himyou did © shyuxi 2018 | completedTranslations available!!Arabic: @seli-senpaiRussian: @fashionpolicee (click on the link in the bio!!)

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Mermaids And The Vampires Who Love Them

This book is FREE with paid BONUS chapters!Everyone knows mermaids and vampires can't date. But when a mermaid ends up at a boarding school with a smoking hot vampire for a roommate, will love take a bite? ***** Just before her senior year of high school, mermaid Waverly Fishwater learns she's being transferred to a cross-cultural boarding school for supernaturals. But reckless gods, single-minded werewolves, and virtuous fairies are the least of her troubles! West Marin Heights has vampires, and mermaid blood is their favorite snack. So Waverly has to learn who to trust, and fast -- especially since one of her new roommates is a vampire who's way too hot for her to handle! But just when she's starting to fit in, she discovers a dark plot that could destroy the school and the oceans beyond. If Waverly is to expose the evil scheme and get back to her normal teenage problems--overprotective parents, math homework-avoidance, and maybe, just maybe, getting a boyfriend--she's going to have to accept the help of a ragtag group of classmates. Will her plans be a supernatural catastrophe, or can Waverly rally this eccentric band of heroes to save the day? [[Word Count: 90,000-100,000 words]] Cover designed by Natasha ShaikhThree chapters updated every Wednesday and Saturday starting April 6th!

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Chasing Blue

One night, she stumbles upon a fight - one against five. The lone wolf wins, and she follows him in the hopes of becoming his friend, till he shakes her off. Soon, on her first day of the new school she transferred to, she sees him. The chase begins. © All Rights Reserved

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Alpha Charming | Rheon

When Ash learns she is a royal werewolf's mate and the key to breaking his curse, paying her studio rent becomes the least of her problems. *****When the opportunity of a lifetime presented itself, Ashlyn was quick to catch the first flight to Scotland to photograph the wedding of a prestigious family of Dukes and Duchesses. What she didn't expect was to meet a handsome duke with a dark secret who couldn't seem to keep his eyes off her. Little did she know that her handsome duke is cursed and she is the key to breaking the evil spell that binds him to a witch. Ashlyn's world turns upside-down as she embarks on a life-altering journey where werewolves exist, where dark curses are real, and where she's the mate of a respected alpha - all while being awfully human. Beauty and the Beast takes a royal, howling twist in this epic rom-com novel.

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The Boxer and the Badboy

#1st in werewolf #1st in confessions and fighter#1st in humor#5th in romanceHayley Hood is a 17 year old girl who has gone through so many things in her life. Always wearing her protective hood; she manages to remain invisible- that's until the school's five Badboys decide to go to the underground boxing area and see her hooded figure fighting. But Hayley didn't want them involved in her already complicated life. She didn't want her cover to be blown- she wanted to remain invisible. Unfortunately, it was practically impossible for that to happen since Blake, the alpha, was her mate.Since Hayley was a human; she didn't really believe in werewolves apart from a few books she had read as a child. She certainly did not understand why Blake stuck to her like glue and though she kept pushing him away, the mate bond always made her feel attracted to him.The thing is that Hayley had vowed not to let another person enter her life ever since her most precious thing in life had gotten hurt. Her little sister, Mia.Her sister was the only thing that mattered in her life, it was the only thing that kept her alive and going. It was her reason for living and that was why Hayley would fight anything that tried to touch or hurt her little sister.She perfectly knew that if her sister got broken then she too would be broken. And that was her major weakness.Written : May 2015 - 15th July 2018

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Stuck With Mr. Billionaire

"Curiosity killed the kitty Miss Adams." My body stiffened. Slowly I turned around just to see Mr. Parker standing in front of me with hands in his trouser pockets. I bit my lip. I thought he would be angry but when I looked at him. His face showed no emotion. He then started walking towards me I moved back. This continued until my back hit the door. Then he placed his one hand on my side, leaning forward, close to me."What was rule number three Miss Adams." His face was extremely close to mine my breath got hitched. I couldn't answer his question why? Because I was more focused in the distance between us."I asked you something Miss Adams." He said again."T-That t-there a-are prohibited areas i-in the house where I shouldn't g-go.""It seems like you remember the rules. This room is one of those prohibited areas. So, from next time think before you put yourself into trouble."I just stared at his eyes. I was lost in those pair of sea-coloured eyes. No other guy has ever affected me this much as Mr. Parker. I get nervous around him. I don't know what this feeling is but this feeling is different. A feeling that I have never felt for anyone."Understood?" he said again.I nodded. "Yes Mr. Parker."*****************Liam Parker, 25 year old billionaire. Arrogant, handsome, ruthless, the only thing matters to him is his son and his work.Bella Adams, 24 year old simple and bubbly girl, who lives with her Nanny in an orphanage. What will happen when Bella comes as a babysitter of Liam's son? Let's find out in the story.....

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An Echo in the Mafia (Echo Reid, Reid Family Book #1)

Echo wasn't like her sisters. She knew that when people talked about the famous and fabulous Reid sisters, they weren't referring to her. Quiet, homely, plain and riddled with social anxiety that made it hard for her to leave the house, she could never have known what was about to happen, she never dreamed she'd live such an adventure. Luke Farina was the most dangerous man around- spoiled, selfish, extremely conceited- he didn't take no for an answer and always got what he wanted. He just never expected that the strange and ridiculous little Echo would be the one to say no and somehow become the one he had to have most.--NOTE: Hi everyone! I really hope you take the time to read this story. It's already complete for the most part, in just taking it slow in publishing it. It's my first story and I'd love to hear your comments and feedback. I hope you decide to give it a chance! This is also part one of a series and I'm already midway through the next book which can't be released unless this one gets some positive feedback. Thank you and enjoy!

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The Alpha and the Vigilante✔️

BOOK 1 OF THE GIFT CHRONICLES••• When the Moon Goddess created the first werewolves, she split one soul between the two of them, thus creating a perfect soulmate for every werewolf thereafter, known as their mate. Upon the birth of a werewolf, she assigns them with a supernatural ability, known as their Gift•••Ares is a killer. During the day, she is busy fulfilling her duties as the Gamma of her pack. However, before anyone wakes, she sneaks out to unclaimed territory and assassinates rogues to avenge her parents' murder. The Moon Goddess made the mistake of granting her the ability to materialize weapons at will, and Ares fully intended to use her powers as much as she could to deal out vigilante justice. Cain, the cruel Alpha of the Blood Lake Pack, has given up on finding his mate. At 28 years old, it seems unlikely that he will ever find her. All hope is lost until he meets the shockingly violent Gamma from a neighboring pack. His only problem is, she won't go with him easily. Highest Ranks: #1 in Love• 8/7/19#1 in TeenFiction• 8/30/19#1 in Luna• 9/2/19#1 in Rogue•8/9/19#6 in Werewolf•8/12/19 #7 in Alpha•8/12/19#3 in Mate•9/2/19#1 in Supernatural•8/20/19#1 in Assassin•8/30/19

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You in Real Life

Mazie has fallen in love. Okay, maybe it's with the ghost of a boy from school she hates, but love conquers all, right? *****Soon after sixteen-year-old Mazie moves to the town of Dorn, she becomes haunted by the ghost of a teenage boy. The ghost doesn't remember anything, so Mazie calls him Jack. Until then, she never knew that ghosts could tap dance, nor that it was possible to fall in love with one! But then Mazie meets Blake, a mean, popular boy at her new high school - and she realizes that Blake is Jack's living counterpart. This means Blake is in grave danger, and only Mazie can help him, but saving this unpleasant boy might kill her ghostly love forever...[[word count: 50,000-60,000 words]]

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Ellie is Cool Now

Ellie Jenkins is struggling to write a high school TV show, so her boss gives her an ultimatum: go to her ten year reunion or lose her big break forever.. ***** Ellie Jenkins definitely didn't peak in high school. She was an outsider, an invisible girl with a desperate crush on Mark Wright, a guy who hardly knew her name. But ten years later, she's living in Los Angeles, trying to write a hit show about cool high school kids, when an invitation for her high school reunion arrives. She doesn't want to go, but her writing has been suffering and her boss makes her an ultimatum: go to this reunion or lose her big break forever. Her boss even gives her a list of challenges to complete! Ellie takes the bait and returns to the school determined to find friends, fun and to prove to Mark Wright, once and for all, that Ellie is cool now.[[2018 WATTY AWARD WINNER: THE HIDDEN GEMS!!!!!!!]][[A TOP WATTPAD PICK: FEATURED IN MILLENNIALS & MAYHEM]][[word count: 70,000-80,000 words]]

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Alpha Raven ✔

Even though the room was dark, I could still the one person who made my heart skip a beat. He stood there, his hands tucked in his pockets, staring at me. So entranced by the Alphas beauty I didn't the notice the foot in front of me. Within a second I tripped over the foot, causing the cake to fly right out of my hands. I managed to keep my balance, but I couldn't ignore the gasps from around the room, and the inhuman growl from in front of me. Hesitantly looking up, a shocked gasp left my mouth. The Alphas venomous gaze was fixed on me. He growled once more making me jump back two steps. Too focused on the door, I was shocked when the Alpha pushed me against the wall, pinning my hands above my head. His face was still covered with cake but he's bloodshot eyes could be seen from a mile away. **************** Alicia Faye. A girl with an extraordinary personality. She's confident yet socially awkward , has good manners and when she walks into a room she's a breath of fresh air. She doesn't care if a person is wealthy, middle-class or poor and treats all the people in her life with the same respect and care. Even though she has the biggest secret known to the werewolf kingdom resting on her shoulders, she always smiles. Unable to make new friends in the fear of losing her secret she stays to herself, only speaking up when she needs to put someone in their place. Asher Raven. An Alpha with an enigmatic personality. He's feared yet no one has heard a word from him. He ignores every living organism and when he walks into the room, it's a sign for everyone to leave. He respects all his pack members no matter their social status. He has never been caught smiling since what happened. Ever. What happens when Alicia Faye meets Asher Raven? What happens when Asher Raven meets Alicia Faye?

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Bitterly Sweetly (Completed)

~ Past separated them, now pain will bring them together.~A teenager Sofia Hayden, experiencing her falling apart family isolated herself slowly from everything that she held dear, especially from her best friend Max Wilder who had just realized his love for her. It delivered Max the kind of grief that changed him radically. Misunderstanding turned his love into hatred.Max left with a broken heart and the ever burning hunger to give her back the same kind of pain she'd inflicted upon him. And he succeeded, coming back ten years later.Pity that he was still oblivious to many things. Silly that she still blamed herself. Then fate in the form of an old cupid named Robert Wilder and a humongous debt intervened. And a marriage made in hell was got in result.~A journey of pain and revenge, hastily made wrong decisions and consequences will take them both somewhere, where they are meant to be.~~This is their bitter sweet tale of letting go; growing up and maybe along the way falling inevitably in love.~*Stand Alone Book. Second draft.*!Warning: Go to Wattpad to read this story safely.

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Cupid's Match | Wattpad Books Edition

He's mythologically hot, a little bit wicked, almost 100% immortal. And he'll hit you right in the heart . . .---Lila Black doesn't believe in matchmaking, let alone soul mates. So why is she constantly being hassled by the Cupids Matchmaking Service? But this gilded, cherub-bedecked dating agency isn't exactly what it seems . . . and it's about to turn Lila's entire world upside down.It turns out that Cupids Matchmaking is the real deal. As in, it's run by actual cupids―who don't look at all like they do in the paintings―and they have a serious problem with Lila's "match." Because this guy shouldn't be in the system. He shouldn't have a match. And while he's irresistibly hot, he's also incredibly dangerous. Because Lila's true love match is Cupid. The original bad boy of love. And he wants her.Now Lila's once-normal teenaged world has exploded into a mythological nightmare overrun by crime-lord sirens, wrathful cupid hit men, magic arrows that cause no end of trouble, and a mischievous, not-so-angelic love god she can't seem to stop herself from falling for . . .

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Pumpkin Patch Princess

A fairy godmother internship is just what Noelle needs to escape her family's pumpkin business . . . until she starts to question her own happily-ever-after.Perfect for fans of The Princess Diaries or Ella Enchanted! * * *Noelle Simpkins is sick of working for her parents. Sure, her dad runs a booming pumpkin business and her mom's the greatest shoemaker in the land. But pumps and pumpkins get OLD after a while, and she's ready to see more of the world.When she hears about a fairy godmother internship in the city, she jumps on it. The goal? Make sure royal clients get happily-ever-afters . . . all while battling goblins, curing curses, and figuring out how to use a magic wand. Not to mention shutting down a rival godmother and avoiding Kit, a distractingly cute guy who sells pie and keeps turning up.But as exciting as her new gig is, Noelle is surprised when she realizes . . . she kind of misses making shoes and growing pumpkins. Has she gotten closer to her own happily-ever-after, or farther away? And when the glass shoe's on the other foot, can she stay true to her heart? [[word count: 70,000-80,000 words]]Cover by Erin Bowman and April Alforque

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My Crazy Hot Interstellar Affair

[This story is now FREE!] When Andie Bank agreed to take a job to help save her friend's reputation, it wasn't supposed to end up in a romance-fueled galactic rescue mission with her irresistibly hot boss. *****With a merciless tabloid set on destroying the Hollywood career and reputation of Andie's best friend, Andie accepts a job offer with the same company on the condition that they leave her friend alone. She knew about her smoking hot boss when she accepted the accounting position, but the tabloid failed to mention small details like celebrity kidnappings, alien imposters, camera-shaped ray guns, and their absolutely abysmal knowledge of the American tax system.Unable to deny their atomic attraction, Andie and her boss's kisses quickly evolve into a forbidden affair that must remain secret at all costs. When a certain vengeful ex-fiancé discovers their secret, the laser guns come out and Andie is forced to flee for her life. As time runs out, Andie must choose between love or committing a crime that goes against everything she stands for.Plus hot alien sex! ...[[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]Cover designed by Eva (Fathima) Ismail

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Beautiful You (✔️)

Highest ranks on Wattpad:#4 in Humor #4 in Romance #5 in badboy#1 in romcomBook I Meet Oliver Lee, who everyone defines as a narcissistic handsome CEO of Creation Company. He is perfectly defined and have everything that everyone wish for...He is young, rich and successful. Everyone assume he have a wonderful life, but behind the door he is an insecure man who is looking for true love and support, but due to his insecurities he is always suspicious of others.Liana Parker, a struggling cartoonist, who is clumsy, funny and sweet. The total opposite of Oliver Lee, is insecure and scared of her future, tries everything to meet ends and beyond,works odd jobs to reach her dreams.Two souls that are polar opposites but have some similarity between them. What does fate have for them when people of two different world collides. Will it secure them or break them? Find out by Adding this story to your Library or reading list, Vote for this stories to help the Author, Comment your ideas and opinions about this story and Share with others. Read our book II of the beautiful series, "Beautiful Us"This story has copyrights. Please do not copy the story without the Author's permission.

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More, Most, Forever, & Always (COMPLETE)

Travis Swanson loved playing the guitar. He'd been doing it since he was a child, he loved acoustic for a slow and romantic feel, he loved electric when he craved the loud sound that tuned his muted heart. He was studying music, but he needed to pump out his general education credits which he wasn't so successful with. So he signs up for a tutor to help him, specifically in literature. Her name was Hailey Aspen. Bookworm. Kind. And everything Travis was curious about. How will this cheesy predicament work out?

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Sushi Hotline

"This is Holvan's Sushi hotline, how may I help you?""That's one sexy voice""Excuse me?"🍣A sushi loving girl and a mysterious hotline voice. Can I say much more?(Cover by @Mistalee_ )-------Like Dialogue books?Up for trying something new?Check out this book for a quick and easy read.It's a short and sweet dialogue book with descriptive thoughts as well as proper written chapters to mix things up!You'll fall in love with the characters, trust me,As always, keep reading!-AMG xx-#1 dialogue 18/9/19 (25.8k reads 1.46k votes)#5 Shortstory 19/12/19 (58.2k reads 3.06k votes)#3 shortstory 19/02/20 (125k reads 6.1k votes)#6 shortstory 19/03/21 (375k reads 20k votes)#10 shortstory 27/05/22 (595k reads 33.7k votes)

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His Substitute Bride

[Complete] (UNEDITED)- Sometimes the wrong one might just be the right one -Her life took a complete turn when her sister ran away on her wedding day and she was forced to marry her sister's fiancè, inorder to save her parents.Rosabelle Wilson's life turned upside down when her sister, Arabelle, ran away with her boyfriend and she was forced to marry her fiancè.Nikolai Ivanov, the most dangerous and feared man living in Italy. He is also known as the 'Devil' in the underworld, with a body of a greek God and a face of a handsome devil.Will she ever love him? Will he ever love her? Does the marriage last?(#13. Romance - 9/9/21)(#2. Suspense - 9/9/21)(#4. Marriage - 25/9/21)(#3. Crime - 9/9/21)(#1. Russian - 9/9/21)(#1. Don - 9/9/21)(#1. Bride - 29/9/21)(#1. Family - 18/11/21)Started : 10/6/21Finished : 7/5/23Covers by : aslisbasiddiqui11

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The baby swap✓

Zoe is a young and independent woman who never loses an argument. She feels that her life is finally the way she wants it to be. She has a great job and a great new house. Her life is perfect.She has everything she wants except one thing, a child. Due to her past heartaches, she struggles to trust men, leaving her no other option but a sperm donor.So what happens when she finds out that there was a misplacement, that she is carrying the heir of the multi-billionaire Alexander Forbes. This might just be one fight she won't win.© Essi T K Cover by: @forgettablewords

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Odd One Out

Oddball Mabel has always been quirky. Maybe it's due to the fact that she was homeschooled or perhaps it was because of her parents who sheltered her a little too much from the world. Whatever it is, she's determined to make her college years count, so when she meets popular football player, Jackson, she's convinced she's in love. In fact, she tells him this on their first encounter. Clearly needing all the help she can get in this department, she turns to her neighbour, who by the sound of it, gets all the action he wants. Can grieving and guarded firefighter Marcus help Mabel learn the ways of love? Or will she teach him how to live life with your heart on your sleeve?

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The Art Of Finding Balance [boyxboy]

[LGBT+, Teen Fiction, Humor, Romance]There are only three things that Mycah Rhodes and Arden Fuller agree on.1. Their mutual hatred for one another.2. Their dislike for the fact that their parents are friends.3. Their shared wish that they weren't stuck together for the summer.Cue a summer filled with friends, fighting and feelings.. what could possibly go wrong?[Part 1 published: 1st March 2018]

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Married To Mafia ( Series One)

Highest raking 1#spiritualHe pinned me to the wall his face were inch away from mine , I turn my face because of smell of alcohol suffocating my breath " you are disgusted with me aren't you ? " He asked in his deep husky voice . Tears filled my eyes , I press my lips together trying not to utter any word ." ANSWER ME !" His dark grey eyes filled with fury .'' y- yes " I cried , my body shaking violently in fear .He lean near my ear , I turn my face closing my eyes shut tightly " So am I " he spat before walking away leaving me shattered into pieces .What I have gotten myself into ???Khalid Mirza most feared Mafia in Pakistan . He is ruthless, cold hearted and dangerous . His one glance can make a full grown man pee to himself .He was tortured to be strong to rule the world without any fear there is no humanity in him.Amira Sultan is a beautiful soul filled with light , her smile is enough to make someone days , Her heart is soft like a petal and her mind is strong like a rebel . All she wanted to do is survived this life with her evil sister and a step mother breathing down her neck and a job which doesn't pay well .what happen when her step mother trick her to marry the most ruthless Mafia to save her daughter ?what happen when Khalid is hell bent on making her life hell ?will she able to survive?? join their roller coaster journey.... a journey worth remembering .

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