I don't care if it's not exactly a true ship, but I really wanted to do it. Roman and Picani eat two of my favorites and I am a sucker for Inteuglogical. It's weird, but it's my birthday so I wanna do what I want.

Roman and Remus were twin brothers who ended up having two children of the same age. It's crazy, I know.

 Remus has two children: a nine year old and a seven year old. Both are beautiful children he and his husband Logan adopted and gave a happy home. Remus is a stay-at-home Dad for his children while Logan worked his dream job as an aerospace engineer for NASA. 

Meanwhile Roman worked as an Actor and Emile, his husband, worked as a Therapst. They have three children: a fourteen year old, a nine year old, and a five year old. The children were all hanging out while the adults sat on the couch, having a conversation.

"Roman, you are aware that your husband is sleeping in your lap and he's purring like a feline, right?"

Logan commented, pointing out the fact that Emile was laying down with his head on his lap, smiling with his glasses askew. Thinking about it, both of the twins' husbands have glasses don't they? Roman and Remus must have a thing for Smol boys with glasses. 

Roman just laughed, continuing to stroke his hair like a cat's fur. Unlike Remus, Roman was a dog person. They were seriously considering a dog, but that's only when their eldest turns fifteen. Remus cackles at how adorable the couple is, nudging his own husband.

"Logyyyyyyyy? Can i pretty please be your kitten? OwO?"

Logan let out a long, dragged out sigh. Remus nudged his head against Logan's shoulder, Roman snickering at his brother annoying the hell out of his husband. Now Logan has to know his pain of having to grow up with them.

"Remus, we have discussed this behavior whilst in front of others. However since he has a familial bind with you I suppose.... Fine. Sit in my lap. I'll pet you."

Remus squeed and moved instantly. Logan rolled his eyes and made a gesture at the baby man he somehow fell in love with. Roman rolled his eyes back, grinning. Yeah these two brothers in law are best friends. They're both sassy gays, despite being polar opposites.

Emile lifted his head groggily, fixing his glasses and opening his eyes. He sits back up and looks around, doing that parent thing where he is instantly concerned for his kids. Roman places a hand on his shoulder, silently telling him they're fine. He smiles and sits back on the couch, entwining his hand with his husband.

"Good morning sunshine, you missed Remus convincing Logan to treat him like a cat~"

Emile gasped, looking over at them. Remus literally looked like one of the Hitachiin twins while Logan sighed, scratching his boyfriend just behind the ears.

"Awww, that's so cute! I always did love your relationship dynamic. It's something right out of a romance novel or a cute internet comic! The stoic and smart small bean who will fight you and the taller laid back fun lazy one who is tall and can't hurt a fly even though he pretends he can. It's just so adorable I love it!"

Yep, that little fanboy attack woke him up from his nap. Roman squeezed his hand, appreciating the fact that he married this nerd. Remus decided to counter this while his considerately smaller boyfriend who he was sitting on and being petted by died of flusterdness.

"I mean, you guys are the adorable dorks who seem too innocent to do the frickle frackle but knowing Roman, and the fact he's an entire half of a centimeter bigger than me and proud of it /fuck you Roman/, you guys definately do the frickle frackle."

Remus leaned back and began to purr when Logan scratched him in the right place on the back of his head, humming from the non-sexual pleasure. Trust. If it was sexual his voice would be all deep and he'd be growling.

"Are you all truly arguing over which of us has the better relationship dynamic, and to further the idocy of It all are you arguing for the other's relationship to be superior to your own?"

Emile and Remus hatred a look, shrugging. Yeah, they were. Logan was highly disappointed. Roman was highly amused, just letting this happen. He looked in the corner of his eyes to see his eldest child coming down to grab a few Caprisuns. 

Oh dear. 

Wild Cherry. 

That means they're watching Disney movies upstairs. Nice. Now Roman really wants to watch The Princess of the Frog for the millionth time.

Roman went back to the conversation, Logan literally having enough and sliding his husband off of his lap and Emile giggling while Remus pouted, crossing his arms. Remus probably meowed. Logan is NOT Jumin Han confirmed.

"Oh, Remus, that reminds me: do you remember when we were kids and we both wanted to live on the moon?"

Roman literally had no reason for bringing this up, but Remus's face lit up and he knew he did a good job.

"Oh my goshhhhhh I remember! You wanted to go because it would be so pretty and you wanted to build a castle while I just wanted to find aliens and become the king of the aliens and it was sooooo cool! Oh my gosh what if we lived on the moon!? WITH OUR HUSBANDS!!!???! Shut up Logan. Like, the moon like in the storybooks! WHAT IF IT WAS MADE OF CHEESE!?"

Remus and Emile simotaniously got really excited about this, making Roman really excited too. Conversations flew across the couch and Logan increasingly lost faith in humanity.

But isn't that what family is all about?

950 Words

Advice? Enjoy the time you have with the people you love. Even if they're annoying, you know they are important to you and you love them. 

Yeah this was short because I had to do this before I left for my birthday dinner and I have homework.

Internet hugs and blow kisses!

~Eva