Uh-oh! How unfortunate! Uh-oh! How unfortunate! I'm gonna do a sneaky thing, and throw a new contender in the ring! 

Alaska and Florida paint together from time to time, Alaska only does backgrounds/scenery, Florida prefers doing backgrounds/scenery 

What would Alabama, Indiana, and Ohio do in a hero/villain au?

Nevada: bitches be like "they/them pronouns are confusing" 
Nevada: but what the fuck is math

CDC: being gender non conforming is great because straight people see me and think I'm edgy and intimidating but lgbt people see me and think I'm friend shaped
Florida: New gender, comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable

Florida: This is the part of the project where I realize I might've messed up because the rough sketches gradually got more and more disturbing, and eventually border on devil worshipping

California: I may be dumb, gay, and listen to my chemical romance, 
Gov: But?
California: that's it, that's the whole post

Old DC: Too many things require my attention, sleep is not one of them

Florida: "fuck you my child is completely fine-" sir?? 
Florida: Your child latches onto fictional characters because they can't leave or abandon them

New Jersey: Go back to sleep! Everything is okay!
Rhode Island: No :3 I will go over :3 and kick Texas in the shin :3

Florida: Why is DC ignoring us? 
Louisiana: maybe he's homophobic
Florida: we aren't gay
Louisiana: We aren't?

Florida: what doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.

Gov: Why did you choose our company?
Florida: Because you're hiring
Gov: What can you bring to the company? 
Florida: a new employee

California: [isolates himself] perfect! but why am I sad? 
California: [socializes] perfect! how do I get out of here? 

Florida: not to sound politically unaware but did you guys know Fox News has absolutely no news about foxes

Florida: how can I be scary and evil while still bringing joy and comfort to those around me

Gov: I may act sassy but if you're mean to me there is a 900% chance I will cry

Gov: I'm so tired of your bullshit-
Florida: then kill me
Gov: What? 
Florida: Do it pussy

Rhode Island: I am very small and I have no money
Rhode Island: So you can imagine the stress I am under

Michigan: How long do you think I have to live
Ohio: ten
Michigan: years? 
Ohio: nine

Old DC: I may legally be an adult but don't be fooled
Old DC: I have no idea what I'm doing

Gov: I feel terrible
Gov: or as I like to call it
Gov: "being alive" 

Rhode Island: You see New Jersey, no one who is alive disagrees with me because I'm always right.
New Jersey: Okay then.
Gov: But why? I've heard you say things and I don't agree with them.
Rhode Island: [pulls out his flame thrower and points it at DC] No one who is still alive disagrees with me.

Colorado: Sorry I have the bubonic plague I can't hand out tonight

Florida: I had a pun about insanity but then I lost it

Massachusetts: What the fack?!
Florida: ...top thirty reasons Florida is sorry... number five will surprise you-
Massachusetts: Top thirty anime deaths! Number one: your fucking ass right now!

Alaska: You have to pick your battles-
Rhode Island: I'm full of rage and I'm picking all of them

Florida: I have the bee movie script on me at all times
Louisiana: For emergencies 
Florida: Of course

California: Hey, DC, do you have a minute? 
Gov: Yeah, I have a lot of minutes.... and each one is worse than before

Gov: What's wrong with Florida? 
Massachusetts: What? Oh 
Massachusetts: He's a little overwhelmed right now
Gov: Why? 
California: New York smiled at him

Gov: Here's what I know about women, they confuse and terrify me

Florida: I ate my cupcake
Texas: You licked off the frosting...?
Florida: I ate the part that matters

Gov: I don't need to go to bed, I'm not tired, I'll be fine
Florida: But baby, I'll be so lonely without you. Come here and let me curl up in your strong arms so I can feel whole again
Gov:
Gov: Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?
Florida: Is it working?

An au where Florida goes missing and one of his siblings gets an email a few months later saying he's dead and that they need another personification
some possible endings:
Florida wants to come back but feels he's already been replaced and keeps his distance until Louisiana, who still texts Florida's old number, says he wishes Florida were still around and Florida asks to come back
Florida shows up to a meeting a few months later unsure of how much time has passed and the others have to tell him how long it's been
or, he doesn't come back and things are never the same , his sibling doesn't take his place in the statehouse and only stays to pass law/do whatever work Florida is supposed to, but they don't interact with the states outside of meetings because they aren't Florida's replacement, they were Florida's sibling