Two friends, true friends, on a perfect day

El - Florida's younger sibling
Jerry - Florida's older sibling
Squish - platonic crush


El: Have you ever like... forgotten your gender? Not like a trans thing or anything but sometimes I forget I'm a girl
Florida:
Florida: I'm gonna give you a few years


Washington: I'm so good at keeping my squish a secret
Jerry: Hey, Wash-
Washington: I love you


District: Squishes are the worst.
Washington: Yeah whenever I'm aroud my squish I start acting stupid.
District: You're always acting stupid....
Washington: ... Just don't think about that too hard.


Jerry: While I'm gone, District, you're in charge.
District: Yes!!!
Jerry, whispering: Washington, you're secretly in charge.
Washington: Obviously.


Jerry: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Washington: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.


District: Okay, help me please!
Washington: Got two words for you.
District: I bet they won't be helpful.
Washington: Your problem.
District: I was right


District: You love me, right, Jerry?
Jerry: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.


Jerry: If El and I were drowning, who would you save?
Florida: You two can't swim?
Jerry: It's a hypothetical question, Florida! who would you save?
Florida: my time and effort.


Washington: I kind of have a squish on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not gonna like it
Florida: Just rip the bandage off.
Washington: It's Jerry.
Florida: Put the bandage back on.


Jerry: I told Washington his ears flush when they lie.
District: Why?
Jerry: Look.
Jerry: Hey Washington! Do you love us?
Washington, covering his ears: No.
District:


District: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Washington: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
District: Yes!
Jerry: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.


District: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Jerry: Oh, I'm always running
Jerry: The question is from what

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