Florida, watching California try a jump: first try watch this
California: [misses]
California: SHUT THE FUCK UP FLORIDA

Florida, getting ahead: See ya guys!
Florida: [falls]
Florida, softly: dang it!

New York: Nobody likes-
New York: If you like fence parkour seek help

Florida: I thought this was gonna be nice clean fun
Florida: It's just pain
Florida: All parkour is pain

New York: Yeah but when he does it he can say he did it without a checkpoint-
DC: but he can't there's mandatory checkpoints
New York: No but he's not gonna take it-
DC: You have to take it! It's madantory!
Florida: I don't even know anyone by the name of Amanda
DC: Shut up
Florida: But I would like Amanda hug and kiss
DC: You would like a man to hug and kiss?
Florida: No Amanda
Florida: hug and kiss
Florida: It's a name
DC: No I heard you would like a man to hug and kiss
Florida: Yeah Amanda hug and kiss
DC: Does anybody else hear that?
DC: I mean it's cool dude

Florida: That must've been why I got distracted
Florida: and fell
DC, concerned: Why?
New York: the feet
Florida: I could see feet
DC: Whose feet were you looking at?
Florida: I was lookin up, that's all I can say

Florida: Cali
Florida: as a friend
Florida: Let me ask you this
Florida: Would you eat dogshit and tell me it's delicious or would you tell me to my face that I suck ass
California: I dunno
California: Depends how well you prepare it

Texas: I'm actually not even trying
Texas: I'm pretty good at parkour but like
Texas: I didn't want to try that hard this time
Also Texas: How do- nuh- huh- How do you make that jump?? How do you make that jump?? It's a head hitter how do you make that jump??