Some ideas I wrote down while I work on drafts

Social media au
[Twitter]
Louisiana: Florida stole my heart
Florida: :)
Louisiana: so I stole his boyfriend [sends a picture of him carrying DC]
Florida, who is dating both: [pretends to be offended] Hey!

California: [sends a picture of Florida carrying Alaska while making pancakes]
California: I think we're having too much fun with this
Florida: I am s t r o n k

[instagram]
New York: [sends a picture of Louisiana pushing Florida in a shopping cart]
New York: look at these losers
California: our losers :)
New York: yeah :)

Might start messing with the fact that they're personifications tied to states
Anyway here's some quotes

Alabama: I don't want to be mean to Indiana
Tennessee: you goin' soft on us, boy?

California: you know how to hurt me
California: and I respect that
California: but you are hurting me so it makes me feel bad

Spain: You're my son!
Florida: No!

Texas: this generation and eat the rich
Texas: what's next?
Texas: bringing back the guillotine?
Florida and California, who have TikTok: [trying not to laugh]

That was a joke fbi please don't come for me

Gov: I ran out of milk for my cereal
Gov: so I used white wine
Gov: it isn't as bad as I thought it would be
Mom/dad friend states: (worried silence)

Florida: I don't have the energy to play animal crossing anymore
California: isn't it boots' birthday-
Florida, already logging on: I got him more exercise stuff
California:

Louisiana: look at this butterfly
Louisiana: [throws a stick of butter]
Utah: go pick that up

I have a new book idea and stuff I haven't updated since March-June so updates are going to be very slower
Sorry y'all