Police: These are some brilliant criminals, who knows what they're thinking
Florida, Louisiana, and California: [Singing] I want it that way!

Florida: Oh!! A fire truck :D
Louisiana: What? I'm not in a fire truck
New York, watching Florida climb in: No, we found a fire truck
Louisiana: oh

California: You're sitting in the front seat? 
Louisiana: Yeah, I gotta keep Florida company
California: That's pretty cringe
Louisiana: It's not cringe!
California: That's pretty cringe
New York: Cali and I are sitting next to each other, there's a lot of room in the limo but you chose to sit next to Florida
Florida: oh that's cute
Louisiana: How come you two aren't holding hands? Hold hands
New York: I'm not you

California: fix your stupid car
Florida: you broke it
Louisiana: yeah... it's all sticky in here and I don't know why
New York: Florida, there is a big blood stain in the back of the car

Louisiana: Oh- York!! You blew off the door of the car!
Florida: Oh my god can you guys stop breaking my car

New York: Cali's pouring gas on the car
Louisiana: Don't you dump gas on that car, Cali! Cali it's a fancy limo, don't you light it on fire!
California: I'm not gonna light it on fire
Louisiana: I feel like you are
California: [lights it on fire]
Louisiana: No!
New York: Hurry! Drive!!
Louisiana: oh it's out
Florida: Cali didn't do a good enough job

Florida: Oh there's a van right here!
California: You killed that guy!
Louisiana: nononono, he was like that when we found him

California: Why are you wanted?! I wasn't wanted!
Louisiana: He honked at the cop and now the cop's mad
California: Nice Florida
California: You can't catcall an officer

Louisiana: [places a bounty on New York]
Florida: holy shit
California: oh nINE THOUSAND! that's mine, that's mine
Florida: wait guys we can't turn in our friend for money, that's such a bad idea
California: Where is he? Oh he's here
New York: Yeah, I'm here
Florida: York, I'll protect you! I'll protect you!
Lousiana: When you hopped in I was gonna call the police off
New York: I'm almost clear, almost a free man
Florida: [turns him in]
New York: Okay-
Florida: sorry man I needed the money
New York: Wait you put a bounty on me?!
California: Someone has a bounty on you
Florida: Louie, thank you for the money
New York: I didn't know there was a bounty on me-
Florida: Yeah there was a bounty on you dude
New York: -I thought it was on Cali!
Florida: I'll take you to dave n busters with the money I got
Louisiana: From when you turned him in
New York: Yeah you gotta buy me a pizza
Florida: yeah, I'll get you a twenty dollar game card too

New York: Florida ran a red light now the cops are mad at us
Florida: or the gunshots being fired-
California: It's not illegal to shoot a gun you asshole
Louisiana: Yeah but running a red light? How could you

Florida: tELL ME WHY
[car blows up]
Florida: ᴵ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᶦᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᵃʸ

California: would you rather own a property that has a decreasing value or never have a loved one in your life again
New York: property 
Louisiana: property
Florida: same
California: it's a failing investment though, like, you'll still have the loved ones you have but you'll never meet a new one
Florida: property
Louisiana: property
California: there was a murder in that property by the way 
California: it's haunted by ghosts now you have to deal with ghosts
New York: that's fine
Florida: I like ghost dick
Louisiana: fall in love with the ghost
Louisiana: have a true love with the ghost

Louisiana: wait we could lose the cops
California: hide in the bush
New York: hide in the bush?
Florida: it works, they don't see you
New York: We're in a goddamn red fire truck- STOP SHOOTING, LOUIE