Florida: but what makes you anxious?
Old DC: [makes a noise]
Florida: what?
Old DC: [makes another noise]
Florida: uh
Old DC: [opens his laptop]
Florida: oh

California: no I uh....think my dads gonna say no
Texas: what? You're an adult-
California: no, I still have to listen to him-
Texas: ask then
California: yeah uh sure
California: hey dad?
Utah: yeah?
California, shaking his head: can I go see a friend
Utah: do you want me to say yes?
California, muting himself: no! How was that a yes??
Utah: oh uh no?
California, unmuting: [makes a "louder" gesture]
Utah: uh
Utah, raising his voice slightly: No
California: ah shit, dad said no
California: [mouths] thank you

Florida: if I get stabbed let me die
Florida: we don't have the money for a big wee woo machine to come pick me up
The countries with good healthcare: [horrified silence]

Texas: I experience same sex attraction, but my identity is in Christ. Experiencing same sex attraction is not sinful. Acting on it is. Being tempted is not sinful. Choosing the temptation is. God provides the strength & grace necessary to choose life over the enemies lies. He is good.
California: ok king dm me when jesus isnt looking

New York: [wears a slightly lighter shade of black]
Connecticut: I see you're bringing out the spring colors

Florida: And now for my next trick
California: [whispering] please make Texas disappear PLEASE make Texas disappear

Florida, facing a hellish situation: This isn't ideal
Florida, facing a minor inconvenience: I now know why god abandoned this timeline

Florida: I went through an entire character arc in quarantine
Florida: I became more evil if you're curious
Old DC: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's still time for a redemption arc!
Florida: I'm going to get worse on purpose

Connecticut: Sometimes I walk past a graveyard and think
Connecticut: I could dress up like a ghost and haunt the shit out of that cemetery for like, weeks before anybody noticed and stopped me
Connecticut: and then I realized that I was headed down a road that leads to scooby doo villainy

Alaska: People who sleep without socks on make me worry
New York: People who sleep WITH socks are not to be trusted
Gov: People who sleep are weird
Florida: I was a sock once

Florida: [makes eye contact with the security cameras to assert dominance]

[texting]
Florida: *bites u*ur trans now
West Virginia: Oh my how could such a thing.... transpire

Louisiana: Date a girl who teleports around the room erratically when she gets anxious
California: Bitch that's an enderman
Louisiana: Date an enderman

Florida: In this essay I won't
Florida: Fuck you for coming to my Ted talk

Florida: (trips over everything)
Florida: this is fine
Old DC: (forces him to get an eye test)
Florida, wearing glasses: well fuck

angst?

Indiana's afraid of the other two leaving him

Florida gets tired and snaps one day, telling them he's tired of being called stupid no matter what he does

Old DC has trust issues

Really stupid and ooc thing:

Florida started majoring in Greek mythology a bit before quarantine and now just does it online

Florida: Every morning I wake up and look at my eight new morning assignments and think
Florida: none of those are getting done

Florida: I know I'm paying for these classes
Florida: But damn my wifi is shit

Florida, logging on: the whore himself is here
Florida: please tell me I was muted

Florida, after failing because he forgot to capitalize: trust me I know everything
Florida: I just can't form a coherent sentence

Him trying not to show the others while he literally has to join zoom calls for attendance is really funny to me

but it's also funny to think of him making a Greek mythology joke on his twitter account and then freaking out when his professor replies because it's a private account

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