Ignore the title, I'm listening to Very Really Good, this chapter is random

DC, after dying: I have no clue where I was
DC: bummer gang
Florida: [sends him coordinates]
DC: people are typing coordinates
DC: and that would be this way
DC: yes aha
DC: this is the path I took
DC: I'm getting warmer
DC: aha ok we're getting closer
DC: will I make it to my stuff in time

California: I literally just want a fucking diamond
Florida, who got full diamond from villagers: 

Florida: [being chaotic]
DC: ah! Hold on hold on hold on
DC: [snickering] I'm telling him to hold on
DC: hold on while I stop you

Tom: Y'know what- when are you going to start dating?
Leo, aro: uh
Florida: He's
Florida: He's married

Florida: I have no gender
Florida: Do not percieve me

Florida: I'm ready to follow you guys where are we going
New York:
New York: Are you in a truck?

Florida: Can I show you what I'm proudest of
Gov: No
Florida: oh
Florida: [visibly upset]

Utah: Where are the kids?
Illithyia: They're at the shore.
Utah: Again?
Illithyia: Yeah, they saw glowing lights in the lake last night. They want to find out if they saw God or if it's something radioactive, so they're gonna poke at it some more.

Florida, after beating the ender dragon in full iron: I AM god
[Florida fell from a high place]

California, making a mistake: Fuck this is why gays don't deserve rights

Nevada: I'm not cis
California: I know
Nevada: What do you mean "you know"?
California: Look at you
Nevada: What do you mean "look at me"?
California: Look at how you stand. People who are cis don't stand like that

Nonbinary Virginia and bigender cali

I'm very tempted to make memes about my drafts instead of finishing them