Old DC: never have I ever
Old DC: uh
Old DC: thanked a girl for kissing me
Old DC: [moves forward]
Florida: What? Genuine or as a joke? Because I've done both
Old DC: like
Old DC: she kissed me and I dunno
Old DC: I said thank you
Florida: oh, so genuine
Florida: ha I've done that [moves one space]
Florida: Are you a tide pod?
Florida: Cause you're lookin tasty
Louisiana: What the fuck
Gov: what? no
Gov: also you're under arrest
Florida: fuck
California: I don't think you can ride witches
Florida: Not with that attitude
Gov: Ah yes
Gov: Me
Gov: My boy
Gov: And his giant alligator plush
California: What are you gonna do about it? Say mean things about me?
California: Please don't do that
Utah: Alright-
Utah: [sees the house is clean]
Utah: What the-
Utah: [starts going through everything]
Utah:
Utah, going over to Louisiana and Florida: You're grounded
Louisiana & Florida: Wait- what??
Utah: I don't know what you two are trying to cover, but you're grounded
Louisiana & Florida: Wait-
Florida: so I have this science headcanon-
CDC: Please just say hypothesis
Florida:
Florida: So anyway, my science headcanon is-
California: Well I'm more articulate than you
Florida: Well I'm more smart
California:
California: Did you mean more intelligent? Because-
Florida: shut up
California: Why did you guys get kicked out of the theater?
Florida: Mass kept yelling diving scores during Titanic when people jumped off the boat
Mass: That last guy was a solid eight for sure
The others coming back to see Florida and Mass buried in a mountain of stuffed animals yelling at a movie they're watching
Florida isn't part of the Louisiana's and Old DC's relationship but would kill for old dc
If he is part of their relationship, him and Louisiana will make fun of him but the second anyone else does they throw hands
Florida, Louisiana, and Texas where they're all dating and Texas tells them he wants to come out so Florida says he has an idea and Texas (hesitantly) trusts him
The next day Florida shows up to the meeting wearing a "someone in Texas loves me" shirt and Louisiana's hat
Clingy Texas
Florida put DC's room next to his on the room chart and said it was to antagonize him, but Louisiana knew the real reason