New York: Serenity now! Serenity now!
California: What is that?
New York: Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When I start getting angry, the man on the tape tells me to say, "Serenity now!"
California: Are you supposed to yell it?
New York: The man on the tape wasn't specific.

Florida: What- What is this salty discharge?
Louisiana: Oh my God. You're crying.
Florida: This is horrible! I care!

Florida: But I get upset, I've yelled. You've heard me yell.
Louisiana: Not really. Your voice kind of raises to this comedic pitch.

Florida: So, that's it. All of my darkest fears, and... everything I'm
capable of. That's me.
New York: Yikes. Well, good luck with all that.
Florida: Where you going? I-I thought I could count on you for a
little compassion.
New York: I think you scared me straight.

Florida: Is this about me?
California: No.
Florida: Then I've lost interest.

California: You're on a desert island, you can bring five books. Which five do you take?
Florida: I gotta read five books?

DC: Florida, can you keep a secret?
Florida: No dee, I can't.

California: Ugh, I hate people.
Washington: Yeah, they're the worst.

Florida: I do know that I have some kind of talent, something to offer.
Florida: I just don't know what it is yet.

Oregon: So, what did you do last night?
California: Nothing.
Oregon: I know, but what did you actually do?
California: Literally nothing. I sat in a chair and stared.