Massachusetts: [angrier than usual] 
Utah: Are you okay?
Massachusetts: Yeah uh
Massachusetts: [mumbles something]
Utah: What?
Massachusetts: Can I info dump?
Utah, getting excited: Yeah!!

Utah: I banned conversion therapy
Gov: That's great-
California: That's my dad!!

[doing homework]
Florida: ay what y'all get for number 12
California: I got 18
Massachusetts: I got 9.5
Florida: 
Florida: I got Abraham Lincoln
Florida: ...for some reason-

New York: I'm arachnophobic
Florida: You don't think spiders can get married?!
Connecticut: What the fuck York
New York: I hate both of you

Florida: my first rule would be that no one can veto my rules
Canada: That's tyranny
Florida: And?
Canada: and it's frowned upon

California: I had a diary once
California: And Florida read it
California:
California: We had a Florida once-

California, with his glasses on his head: I can't find my glasses
Florida, looking at them: I'll help you find them for five dollars

Utah gets really excited when any of them ask to info dump

Florida used to be a street performer and the others have realized how much he can do without thinking 
Because of this: 
Florida is the person they have shuffle cards (at least two people watch to make sure he doesn't rig the deck) 
He's scared at least one state by pulling something out of nowhere
He's accidentally set stuff on fire
Every once in a while someone will toss him something and he'll start juggling

Older sibling Canada

Geo makes sure everyone gets enough sleep

Utah parents pretty much everyone

Spain and Mexico are trying to be better

The groupchat gets flooded with religious memes a lot