Mostly harmless!

DC and Florida as this post


Florida switched his and Louisianas contact on DC's phone  one day and gets a text the next day from DC trying to ask Louisiana how he should confess to Florida and just p a n i c s


Florida's love language being physical touch goes really well with touch starved Alaska (pretty sure the original concept was from "Incorrect statehouse because I can")


I think clingy New York is a very good concept 


Anyway more quotes 


California: Fun facts about me: My ears are asymmetrical
Mass: Neat!
California: I can run for a long time, I really need a hug and I like reading.
Mass: Wait what was that?
California: I like reading?
Mass: No, the midd- You know what, it was probably hard saying once.
Mass: [hugs California]
California: Fun fact: You're the best.


Alabama: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Ohio: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Alabama: I'm leaving you.
Indiana, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.


Alabama: say fuck for me
Indiana: what? No, never
Alabama: please? We'll say it together.
Indiana:
Alabama: 3... 2... 1...
Indiana: frick
Alabama: FUCK you're cute


So very tempted to start writing villain Florida stuffs

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