I said I would do normal updates and have a schedule but here we are

California: How do I look gayer?
Florida: Like this
Florida: [kisses him]
California, flustered : o-oh

Indiana: You really wanna insult me? You really want to insult me [gestures] in front of him?
Alabama:
South Carolina: [voice shaking] nice man

Indiana has a stack of love letters he's never sending by his bed

Florida playing "Say you love me" by Fleetwood Mac on his record player and drinking wine with Mass one day and Mass gets up and walks over and cups his face and presses a kiss to his forehead and he kind of stares up with wide eyes for a minute before blushing and asking Mass to do it again

Florida teasing Ohio about Indiana and Alabama

Pillow fights

Florida has changed everyone's contacts at least once

New York being able to message the right person ever seems like a fucking miracle considering the fact that every contact is just "asshole"

Geo has not saved any contacts other than Florida's

DC's contacts are first and last name

Florida has emojis to navigate and still can't read

Florida is "Jared, 19" on Cali's phone

Someone on a beatles blooper video commented "this sounds like a bunch of teenagers on discord trying to recreate beatles songs" and I feel like that sums up Florida, California, New York, and Georgia trying to recreate songs like:
New York: Florida
New York: FLORIDA BE QUIET
New York, softly: we're recording

California dropping his food in his plate one time and staring at it in disappointment for like two minutes

The other states leave some cookie dough on the spatula/spoon for Florida and Indiana because those two will get upset if they don't

Louisiana was building a house when California and Florida started arguing and he walks over to see them getting hit by a mob while trying to get it in a minecart

since this is somewhat canon to the series

I can imagine Florida being used to panicking around gay stuff and asking one day "wait but isn't that kind of gay?" without intending to be a dick and every lgbt friendly state just glares and he realizes too late he fucked up but is too panicked to explain so he just kind of sinks into his seat and mumbles an apology

Bad Headcanon: Spain started using Florida's chosen name at some point, but wasn't as accepting so whenever Florida messed up he would deadname Florida

Edit: removed stuff