I feel like my content is getting worse, is there anything y'all want to see? Headcanons? Ships? Fluff/angst?

Florida, about Old DC: He guessed my favorite color first try
Florida: but between you and me
Florida: I didn't even have a favorite color until he yelled out orange
Florida: He was so excited and smiling like a little kid
Florida: So I told him he was right and I haven't been able to see orange the same since, it's in everything. I could probably live in it now

Louisiana: My boyfriend Florida is amazing, he's adorable and I love him so much
Alaska: My boyfriend New York is wonderful, he's super sweet and kind even though he looks super intimidating, I love him so much
California, after Texas says something dumb: This is Texas... 4/10

Florida: You know how in Greek myths people who die tragically sometimes get placed among the stars by the gods?
California: Yeah?
Florida, getting excited: Call that
Florida: Call that a
Massachusetts: It's okay, take your time
Florida: constellation prize

California: There are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but I think my favorite is that if you got struck by lightning and died, you couldn't have a proper burial because it meant the gods hated you
Florida: "Jupiter cancelled him and we're not going to question that"

Texas: Oh it's a package from my dad
Utah: It's heavy, what is it?
Texas: Must be his disappointment in me

Florida and California taking about Greek mythology

I'm not done with the second twitter hc yet so...

Florida: Fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach
California: What? Why?
Florida: "in a rich man's house there is no place but to spit in his face"
Florida: direct action

someone: Why are you like that
Florida: Well I picked up that big book of illustrated Greek myths as a kid and I've been this way ever since

He makes fun of pretty much anyone on it but he never specifies where he actually stands
so no one really knows his morals/beliefs (if he has any)

he'll reply to people's political posts with stuff like
Someone: I think we should have socialized health care
Florida: ok socialist
Someone: Do you not agree??
Florida: Is that not socialized health care??

or like

Someone: There should be competition to push people to earn more
Florida: that's capitalism
Someone: are you a communist?
Florida: I literally stated a fact leave me alone

but he's also way more of an ally online

Someone: Can you imagine putting your pronouns in bio, literally no one uses pronouns outside of twitter tf
Florida: you is literally a fucking pronoun

Florida: [posts the Bill Nye explaining sexuality screenshots]
Someone else: but if everyone is gay the population would die
Florida: wack but have you considered: everyone is not gay

Edit: removed quotes