California: I hate you!!
California: Why would you go to the tavern first you drunk
Florida: I dunno, just been walkin around dude

Gov: GET BACK HERE
Florida: IM BAD AT BOATS

Florida, thinking about it: they/them pronouns feel weird
Florida, a trans man: but I can't use he/him
Florida:
Florida: they/he pronouns

Indiana, staring at Alabama: Love is in the air
California, covering his nose with his shirt and spraying a can of fabreeze: Not anymore.

Florida: Yo what uh
Florida: Why'd the pirate go to the movie?
California: 'Cause it was rated R
Texas: That's a terrible joke
Florida: Nah it was just a pirate movie, there was no punchline
California: Oh what was the pirate movie? 
Florida: Uh so-
California: Why does the pirate have to go to a pirate movie? Why is a pirate watching a movie?
Florida: 'Cause he wanted his life to be full of adventure but it isn't the same, it's never the same
California: Wow dude you just like
Florida: It's never the same
California: Went full depresso
Florida: Yeah but it's alright

Washington, changing slides on a powerpoint: And can you read this?
Florida: I can't speak spanish
Everyone else: 👁👄👁
Washington, chaos grin on his face: [switches the slide to show it means "I can't speak spanish"]

Florida: Hey papa
Pennsylvania: What? Oh
Pennsylvania: [smiles] hey kid
Florida: [beaming]

Texas, laying in a field with California: Do you see the stars?
California: Yeah, lots of them
Texas: Do you know what this means?
California: We're probably not alone in this universe
Texas: It means somebody stole our tent

DC: Twenty years ago, I was a fucking mess.
DC: Now, I'm a fucking mess but at peace with it and with a cooler fashion sense.

California: Hey, can I get some dating advice?
New York: Just because I'm married doesn't mean I know how I did it

Texas: Can you shut up?
Florida: I don't think I've ever tried.

Store worker announces over PA: Would DC please come to the front desk?
DC: [approaches store worker] Hello, is there a problem?
Store worker: [points to Florida and Louisiana] I believe they belong to you?
Florida & Louisiana: We got lost :(
DC: I didn't even bring you guys here with me.

Michigan: This is killing me.
Ohio: Good. Die.

Ohio: Michigan, the last thing I want to do is hurt you. After that, my to-do list is complete and I can go home.

Florida: [gets injured as a result of a stupid decision]
Louisiana: After I lovingly nurse you back to health, I'm going to kill you!

DC: Florida and I have this thing where we finish each others-
Florida: Sentences!
DC, gently: Please don't interrupt me.

PA, Ohio and West Virgina are friends