Tw: suicidal thoughts

Florida: i had to climb thru my bedroom window drunk at 7am and the judgmental look on my cat's face means i'm never drinking again

California: Even though I wear glasses and have terrible sight
California: When I take them off, I can still see the fact that you're a basic shady bitch so get the fuck out

New Jersey: Aww you can't even act tho
New York: I act like I don't want to die everyday I deserve a bloody oscar

California: I wish rap music was more relatable to me because 'poppin xans' and 'stuntin bitches' sounds fucking exhausting
California: I want a mainstream rapper to release a mixtape dedicated to taking baths and loving their pets. I'd feel that shit so hard

California: i couldn't ever be a judge because when the lawyers start arguing i'd just sit in my chair muttering "omfg drag him"

California: God, I am absolutely breathtaking
California: There's just something about me that's unlike anyone else.
California: [laughs]
California: God, I'm such a nightmare

California: i just spent 30 minutes speaking to a penis on omegle who tagged as 'emo' to see if they knew dan or phil

California: And the sad thing is .  As I tweet this they are in the groupchat laughing at me .
New York: add me to the group dm and let me give them the roasting they deserve. i have trained all my life for this

California: If I say I want to hang out with you it doesn't mean I like you, it means I look nice today, and it would be a waste if people didn't see me.

Gov: But if someone's asking for my attention... call me an amazon employee, baby, because i'm here to deliver!
Gov: and i'm also a representation of corporate greed.