Florida: I don't think a sticker would taste good in a smoothie
Florida: [peels the sticker off and puts the fruit in]
Florida: but that's okay cause we have this
Florida: [puts a birthday card in]

Utah: Happy birthday to my son
Utah: no one knows I have a son but now they do

Gov: i'm winging it
Gov: It's gonna be good
Gov: Gonna be real good I promise 

Old DC: Ah! Ah! I don't know how to work that shit! Ah!

Old DC, making Gov a drink: See, Gov's kinda new here
Old DC: He used to be here before but he uh decided to make his way back
Old DC: I used to be the only Fed in the building 
Old DC: he kinda took my spot
Old DC: add a little twix in there
Old DC: [dumping sauce in] that's fucking gross 
Old DC: [smells it and starts coughing] feel bad for that
Old DC: some sour patch
Old DC: TimTam? 
Old DC: Don't worry though cause banana masks the flavor of everything
Old DC: Not sure if the peel does
Old DC: so let's just put the entire thing in
Old DC: fuck it

Ohio: Oh okay
Ohio: [evil grinning] goodbye Michigan
Ohio, turning on the blender: [gets scared] aH

California & Texas: [screaming at each other]
Florida, wearing a tiny green hat: I'm a leprechaun

California, staring at food DC made: Why don't you try some?
Gov: No way, that's.... Florida's wonderful food and I'm not going to deprive him of it 

Louisiana: Why's your thick dumpy take up half the room and-
Florida: Because I have a thick dumpy and you know that already

New York: Are you a top or a bottom? Well... ACTUALLY I'm a burden
Florida: [hugs him] babe no

Do you guys think Alabama and Ohio have any specific pet names for Indiana? Cause I'm kinda leaning toward bean but idk