Gov: Wait... are you finger lickin good?
Louisiana: bro
Louisiana: that's what Florida was

Louisiana: oh hey-
Florida: [accidentally sets off fireworks]
Louisiana: what THE HELL MAN
Florida: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

Florida: Part of me kind of wants to spend $1,100 on the Jake Paul VIP experience, just to see what it's all about, to see if it's worth the money, and of course, to get a chance to meet Jake Paul
Florida: But then...there's that other part of me that's like, "Florida, that would be the worst purchase you've ever made. Please don't do that."
Florida: Even worse though!
Florida: While those two parts of me were battling it out, a third part of me that I didn't even know about just bought two general admission tickets for me and Louie

Utah, praying: Dear god, where did you go? 

Florida: I have my Santa watching device ready
Florida: [puts down a MIM23 hawk] 
Everyone else: 
Louisiana: It has the zoom

Florida: turn around
Gov: [doesn't turn around]
Florida: Hey now, don't be a Florida
Gov: [turns around]
Florida: Wait that's all it took?! 
Florida: I'm like offended

Florida: God those reefs though
California: You make it seem like "Oh those reefs though...I want to eat them"
Florida: [starts running]
Louisiana: NO NO-
Louisiana: HE'S GONNA EAT THE REEFS AGAIN
Louisiana: NO- NO
Louisiana: Halloween is ruined :(
Florida: I'm sorry, they're just so delicious
California: He just keeps eating the reefs
Florida: It's about the piney flavors
Florida: [runs back over]
California: NO
California: He's just eating everything!
Louisiana: Floridaaaaa :(

Louisiana: this is from Santa
Florida: I got an egg
Louisiana, reading: Dear Louisiana, I hope you have a wonderful Christmas and a happy new year, hope you enjoy your new suit :) love Santa
Florida, reading his: Dear ear eyes, on my way in I ran over your chicken, here's an egg

Louisiana: I wish you a merry Christmas
Louisiana: Oh hey Florida, how's it goin? 
Florida: Have you been naughty? 
Florida, sniffing him: smell it on you and I'll tell Santa
California: What the fuck
Gov: Alright, I guess that's how we're starting this meeting

New York: I know what you're talking about, I just disagree
Florida: You can't disagree it's factual
New York: It's not!
Florida: It's a factual-
New York: It's not, you're lying 
Florida: I'm going to take this piece of paper and I'm going to make it a fact
New York: You can't even write let alone read!
Florida: I'll learn!

Louisiana: It's gettin' icy, gettin' dicey
California: You can't rhyme ice with dice, you can't even dice ice
New York: You can't even- why are you rhyming? 
Florida: I have lice

Florida: Dad, I'm trying to do this research project and I need help
Utah: Okay
Florida: What was the name of that boat from the titanic? 
Utah: 
Utah: Get out

California: Coco, why do you small like weed? 
Colorado: How do you know what weed smells like?! 
Colorado: Ha! Busted Cali! You're grounded for a week!

Utah: You keep playing what do you mean when you should be playing what did you clean
Utah: Because this room is a mess-

Gov: What's the emergency? 
Florida: I lost my upsexy
Gov: What's upsexy? 
Florida: Nothing much, what's up with you? 
Gov: 
Gov: We're coming to arrest you

California, getting his hair cut: Yeah, cut all of this 
Utah: So you want all of this? 
California: Yeah
Utah: All of-
California: No, all of it, cut my head off, decapitate me

Texas: Say your last words before you die
California: my last words before I die
California: [runs away screaming] 

Gov: Florida, you don't even care
Gov: What if I die
Florida: you would have a funeral 
Gov: No, what would you do? 
Florida: Go to the funeral? 

Florida: I prefer Louisiana fan #42
Florida: 1-41 were taken but I'm the real number 1 fan 
Florida: even if people discovered you first, I'm a bigger fan than them
Louisiana: I appreciate that, thank you-
Florida: I know his sock size
Louisiana: thank you

Florida: DC if you don't fucking stop I will touch your toes 

California: wait am I in trouble? 
Gov: As long as you aren't assisting Florida in his foot crimes I think you're good

Gov: Florida, our goal today is to win
Gov: And if we don't win
Gov: I am going to murder you

California: Texas, why'd you forget the tent? We went camping, we planned this trip-
Texas: Oh let me check
Texas: Because I packed the car-
Texas: 
Texas: Obama's the president I had to share the tent, I couldn't bring it with us
California: Alright, next time you bring the tent 'cause I brought the food-
Texas: Next time you help pack the car-
California: Well that's- you're asking for too much
Connecticut: Excuse me-
Texas: it's not romantic! it's not romantic! Leave us alone!
Connecticut: I see you two are having a conflict-
Texas: yes
Connecticut: And I just uh- it sounds like you two are planning a camping trip
California: yes, yes we are actually
Texas: alright, this guy's getting on my nerves- 
Connecticut: When are you two getting out of my store?!
Texas: What? 
Connecticut: You guys are just in my store, trying to y'know-
Texas: Buddy, buddy-
Connecticut: Yes-
Texas: Y'know what, this morning I ate pickles
Connecticut: I can tell-
California: wait- were those my pickles?!
Texas: You wanted to bring them on the trip-
Connecticut: I'm gonna need you guys to get out of my funeral home um Miss Agatha's wake is going awful now, you two are causing a commotion- 
Texas: So let me get this straight, at the end of the night, you have all these bodies here alone? You sick savage, no one watches these bodies at night? 
Connecticut: No one's supposed to! The door's supposed to be locked! 
California: We don't have tents but these coffins- these coffins? 
Connecticut: You have to pay for those! I mean- it's buy one get one free at the moment-
California: Sold! I'll take five, I'll take five
Connecticut: That'll be ten caskets
Texas: How lucky are we that we show up to the only funeral home with buy one get one free deal? 
California: Any of these coffins come with dead bodies? 
Connecticut: it's a one per one use if you understand
Connecticut: like that's why-
Texas: you know that-
Connecticut: I know that you said it's not romantic, but I'm not letting you guys share one
Texas: recycling is good for the environment, you should probably start doing that
Connecticut: Well we also have a tree section if you want to become a tree when you die
California: I would love to become a eucalyptus tree, is that possible? 
Connecticut: Well take my pamphlet- 

Gov: There's no fucking Christmas spirit here only harshness and cold

Florida: This thing sucks you're garbage dude
Florida: Was that critical enough? 

California: Best friends will get you killed common sense will keep you alive