very tempted to make a book for Florida/New York oneshots

Florida: STOP
New York: What??
Florida: this is the police, you're under arrest for being too cute
Florida: now put your hands where I can hold them

Florida: Hey you fuckin nerd
Florida: aw look she's gonna cry
West Virginia: I use he/him pronouns now-
Florida: Oh my bad
Florida: aw look he's gonna cry
Florida: just because you're a guy now doesn't mean you aren't a nerd

Singer Florida, seeing Cali's playlists: Buddy, you good?

Oregon: I was hitting on you the entire time
Florida: [didn't even notice intesifies]

Florida: [singing] with a comma after dearest
Florida: you've written my dearest
Florida:
Oregon:
Florida:
Oregon: Fuck you
Florida: anGELICA

Florida: [threatens the angry states for fun]
Also Florida: [crying over the fact that frogs can't love]

Texas: You can like men and still be straight
California: Platonically yeah but-
Florida: bABE WE'RE STRAIGHT NOW-

Florida: Hey, I'm not really good with feelings, but I have something to ask you. And please tell me if I'm way off base
New York: [internally] Holy shit, this is it. All my flirting has paid off, he's going to ask me out!
Florida: So do you hate me? I feel like you hate me
New York: What?
Florida: What?

Utah: Hey, what do you want for dinner?
Texas: Huh? Oh... anything's fine, dad
Utah: [tearing up]
Texas: Did I say something wrong?
Utah, beaming: That's the first time you've ever called me dad

Florida: Y'know what?
Florida: I think I like this drawing
Florida: [stares at it]
Florida: I hate this drawing

Sorry this chapter's so short :P

Edit: removed a quote