Had time to write Ohio/Indiana/Alabama, had an idea, had no motivation 😔

Some stuff:

Alaska is the only person Rhode Island will ever let lift him up

Alaska is also the only person who does not comment on his height

Rhode Island and Florida both kill bosses in minecraft way too often to the point where on the state server they've decided to team and use stuff the bosses dropped but only with each other. Florida built a password house and Rhode Island surrounded it with secret tunnels, lava, and explosives. There's at least twelve beacons, a mob head farm in the back, and a way to the end portal the others don't have access to

Florida makes fun of the group chat constantly but only because everything he has is over powered from fighting the dragon and wither (it gives 50 xp) so every once in a while he'll send a picture where he has a few stacks of netherite ingots and act like a little shit about it in chat

His sword has: Sharpness 5, knockback 2, looting 3, fire aspect 2

the difference between him and Rhode Island is Rhode Island has the same sword but with mending so it repairs itself, Florida doesn't care and only uses one when California/Louisiana/Rhode ask him to, usually he just remakes it because he can

He has a silk touch and unbreaking pickaxe, Rhode Island has the fortune 3, mending, and efficiency pickaxe

Florida uses silk touch and brings ores for Rhode Island to mine

On Florida/California/Louisiana's world, Louisiana uses silk touch and California uses fortune

Florida uses a power 5 and flame bow

DC acts like shit at minecraft but has managed to sneak into Rhode Island and Florida's base more than once, he doesn't do anything though

DC is scared of Rhode Island

I like to imagine the utter chaos that would be Louisiana, Florida, California, and DC playing Mario 3D world, because as forgiving as that game is, everyone shares a life counter.
Florida manages to get power-ups for everyone but falls off the map constantly
When he doesn't, he goes to far off screen/from the others because he got distracted (which leads to a lot of yelling)
On the bomb levels, it's California having to apologize every time he hits Louisiana with a bomb while DC yells at Florida for throwing him in lava
The thought of one of them having the gamepad is giving me life but only because of the levels where you had to blow on the screen or swipe or something

California: [fails to blow the enemies away]
Florida: Jesus Cali, have you been smoking?? I'm telling Mary
Florida: [fails too]
Florida: Wait-
California: UTAH
Florida: WAIT

Dad Utah half asleep in a meeting saying something like "Hi late, I'm dad", followed by silence for a minute while the states process it because it looks like he's fallen asleep, but he makes a disappointed face and complains about how he just made a dad joke

Anyway, here's quotes that *fit* into drafts I have saved

1

Florida: I will either die of sleep deprivation or go insane
Florida:
Florida, sipping his coffee: Whichever comes first
Georgia, wrapping a blanket around him: no

Florida: Get the fuck out of my room
Florida: iM PLAYING MINECRAFT

2

Texas: :(
Louisiana, ready to throw hands: whO THE FUCK

3

Florida: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling pretty attacked right now
Someone I have yet to write in: and I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having a really good time right now

4

Florida: I can't be aro, I still experience sexual attraction
California: And that's different than romantic attraction
Florida: Holy shit I'm aromantic

5

Beatrice: :)
Gov: Oh f u c k

Now some explanations:

1: I wanted to mess with the fact that they're states so it's historical stuff and a bit of hurt/comfort

2: A bit of a character study

3: Hero/Villain angst

4: aro Florida

5: DC falling for a mortal woman

Edit: removed hcs, fixed wording, removed stuff