Some updates (?)
I'm working on a request fic I'm trying to have up by the end of the week
I'm testing an update schedule for my books
(One shot books and "adomania" will be monthly updates and "I've been thinking of you a latte" should be weekly starting Saturday)
Chapters will be slower on "Lord give me strength" though

Now, some incorrect quotes from a fic I want to write:

Florida: I keep telling you that I have no interest in you and you don't have a chance with me but you keep thinking I'm interested and you have a chance
Massachusetts: Wait, did you say you're interested in me and I have a chance?

Texas: Benefits of dating me?
Texas: You would be dating me
Texas: I could go on but I think I've made my point

Florida: your brother always has a problem with what you're doing 
Mass: probably because I'm always doing you
Florida: [chokes on his water]
Mass: [smirks]

Texas: Y'know friends don't hold hands-
Florida: We do!
Mass: We sleep in the same bed too

Florida: I really like you but I don't think you feel the same-
Mass: [kisses him]
Florida:
Florida: So was that a friend kiss or-
Mass: Oh my god

Mass: I like your shirt.
Florida: Thanks, it was 50% off.
Mass: I'd like it 100% off.
Florida: The store can't just give out free stuff.
Mass: That's not what I-
Florida: That's a terrible way to run a business.

Florida: The food's too hot, I can't eat it.
Mass: You're too hot and I still eat you.
Florida: [blushes]
Mass: [winks at him]
DC, slamming his knife and fork down: ONE DINNER! I JUST WANTED ONE. DINNER.

Florida: People don't make fun of me
Texas: To your face
Florida: what? 

Mass: [licking a lollipop] 
Texas: Can I have some? 
Mass: What? No, I'm not sharing, I licked it.
Texas: [licks Florida]
Florida: 
Mass: Did you just-

Texas: Would you like a cup of coffee?
Florida: What? Yeah, sure, that'd be nice-
Texas: Great, get me one too
Florida: [looks into the camera]

Mass: Hey
Florida: hey
Mass: I can't sleep-
Florida, panicking at how close Mass is: I can
Mass: w-
Florida: Goodnight! 

Florida: I like that we say "Oh man" when we're disappointed
Florida: Because men are disappointing 

Florida: I don't care if you don't like space puns
Florida: I like space puns
Florida: 
Florida: comet me bro

Washington: I spy with my little eye something that starts with "s"
Louisiana, looing at Mass and Florida: Is it sexual tension? 

Mass: [watching Florida run around with Louisiana] 
New Jersey: Hey Mass catch! [tosses water at him]
Mass: [sputters as the water soaks him] What was that for?!
New Jersey: [shrugs] you seemed thirsty

Florida: I want to be a caterpillar.
Mass: Explain?
Florida: Eat a lot, sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful
Mass: You know that they have a lifespan of like two weeks right?
Florida: That's another highlight
Mass: Florida NO—

Random quotes: 

Gov: You can run faster than me
Florida: So?
Gov: So why let me win?
Florida: You like winning
Gov: And? 
Florida: and I get to see you smile
Gov: he's looking at my ass isn't he
California: Yup

Florida: Louie and I aren't friends anymore
Louisiana: That's a horrible way to say we're dating

Florida: Just tell him he's cute, what's the worst that could happen?
California: He could hear me

Florida: Cali, I want to give you some advice.
California: alright
Florida: If a door ever says "push" you pull, it's not directions, it's a challenge.

Florida: I've gotten to a point where my mind has gone from
Florida: "I probably shouldn't say that"
Florida: to
Florida: "What the hell, let's see what happens"

Gov: Can I tell you a secret?
Florida: I wouldn't recommend it, no. 

Utah: This is our son, Jaxon
Illithyia: I know
Utah: And this is our other son, Texas
Texas: wait-
Utah: and this is our other son, California
Illithyia: You can't just adopt people when you feel sad

New York: There's no i in team but there's one in pizza
Florida: So you aren't sharing?
New York: no

Gov: Think you can answer questions without the usual level of sarcasm? 
California: If you can ask questions without the usual level of stupid