I wanna write angst

Florida: You millennials and your obsession with public healthcare
California: Well-
Florida: Back in my day we just died

Texas: You identify as-
West Virginia: I don't identify as genderfluid, I am genderfluid
West Virginia: I identify as a bitch
Florida: Hell yeah!

New York: Someone will die
Florida: Of fun! 

Gov: Florida look at me
Gov: look me in the eyes-
Gov: I'm disappointed in you
Louisiana: Oh god

Florida: I feel like I'm slowly conquering my fear of ghosts
California: That's the spirit!
Florida: oh shit where-

Florida: here's your coffee
Gov: can I get a little spoon too?
Florida: sure
Florida: [sits in DC's lap, nuzzles into him] here you go

Indiana and Ohio: [lose Alabama in a crowd]
Ohio, using his hands as a megaphone: INDIANA DOESN'T DESERVE LOVE HE'S-
Alabama: DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING DIE-
Indiana, who just wanted a peaceful afternoon: found him

Texas: I'm straight
Florida: cool I'm not

Gov: What do you do when you're not at meetings?
Florida: I hunt and kill aliens.
Gov: Aliens don't exist.
Florida: Have you ever seen one?
Gov: No....
Florida: You're fucking welcome

Florida: Plot twist Michigan is Ohio from the future
Ohio: How did I get so ugly?!

California: You're kind of a bitch
Texas: I'm kind of
Texas: a really cool person

Alabama wearing a shirt that says "I woke up like this" and Ohio wearing a shirt that says "There's no way you woke up like that"
The next day neither can find them until Indiana walks out half asleep with both on, the "I woke up like this" shirt on top

Florida's thought process is just "only I get to make fun of them" and will fight anyone that talks shit