California: What is it that bear said? Only you...
California: Care about the genitals of your child, please put the explosive device down.

Florida: Now here is the thing. The vodka-infused tea, bitch. 
Florida: 
Florida: I can't swallow pills. 
Florida: She can't swallow, bitch. 
Florida: She doesn't swallow here. 
Florida: In this household. In this Christian home. 
Florida: So you guys are about to see a spectacle of Florida trying his goddamn best.
Florida: Just so you know, whatever you're about to see is not me being over dramatic.
Florida: It is me just living my life.
Florida: [choking noises] No, nope. uh-uh. Didn't even. 
Florida: Wait a minute, one more time. 
Florida: [choking noise] Nope. Still here
Florida: Third time's the charm.
Florida: [violent coughing] Nope!
Florida: uh-uh (laughs) 
Florida: My shirt is very wet. You know what, I'm just gonna bite into it, why not.
Florida: oh
Florida: Well, I don't-

Gov: How could you do that to your son?
Spain: That wasn't my son-
Gov: How could you do that to your son?
Spain: That wasn't my son that was a mistake. 

California: We don't spill the tea when it comes to intolerence honey... we throw the goddamn cup

Florida: I'm demon proof, we all know that. 
Louisiana: You're not demon proof.
Florida: I'm demon proof babey
Louisiana: Y'know what? I hope it possesses you, that'd be the best.
Florida: That'd be cool

Florida: I love women... so passionately...uh, but right now I'm actually married to the 
Florida: uh the grind
Florida: "Can't believe Florida's a lesbian"? 
Florida: wait...
Florida: [thinking]
Florida: Lets think about this one
Florida: [processing]
Florida: [mumbling]
Florida: wait no-
Florida: lets not think about this one
Florida: now-
Florida: well if a le-
Florida: wait
Florida: no because I'm gonna get it wrong and then that's when it goes bad
Florida: That's when- 
Florida: That's when I have to be serious and go "guys no-"
Florida: no guys
Florida: [thinking]
Florida: hm
Florida: I denfinitely like women
Florida: yeah
Florida: there we go
West Virginia: LESBIANS LIKE WOMEN FLORIDA LMFAO
Florida: no-
Florida: NO
Florida: So b- what I'm thinking is uh 
Florida: is that I need to pick some stuff up later

Louisiana: Not even a nosebleed?
Florida: I was in a church once, it happened in a church once
Texas: Oh my god! 
Louisiana: You're telling me, at nine years old, you don't go to church, the first time you cross the threshold into the holy ground-
Florida: [makes a blood gushing from nose movement]
Louisiana: -blood expels from your nostrils
Florida: yeah

California: If you don't like us
California: Turn the light on
[the light turns on]
Florida & Louisiana: [screaming]
Texas: [looking for his holy water]
California: [laughter]

Florida: Whatever, demon's racist, I don't respect this demon

Louisiana: I wanna ask one final question
Florida: Oh I was just gonna yell "showtime"!

Florida, to the demon: You fuckin' wimp
Louisiana: Jesus Christ, sir-

Florida: That's what makes me
Florida: me
Florida: I'm ready, every room we walk into, to die
Florida: The other's are afraid of that, 'cause they don't know what comes after it

Florida: This is the part where I invite you to do your very best
Florida: to kill me
Florida: that's what I'm asking

California: I'm pretty sure that one doesn't work-
Florida: Shut the fuck up Cali it works in my heart

Florida: [sing-song] DC! Where are you?!
Gov: You ain't touchin my buns....hun
Gov: [walks back to his computer and sees Florida] oh goddamn it

Florida: [runs in] Have at thee!
Gov: [whacks him]
Florida: Ah my fucking knees!
Gov: GET CROWBARRED, BITCH!
Gov: thanks for the crowbar, Louie
Florida: Louie! What the fuack!
Louisiana: I don't know. I'm bored!

Florida: There's always gotta be that one friend that's not down with murder

California: Oh- why do I have to be in a cell with you-
Florida: I'm in jail for having too sick of moves!
Gov: Are those sick moves I see over there?
California: no-
Florida: I killed three people with my thighs

Gov: Alright and what will your character be today? 
Florida: Cool Florida
Florida: everyone respects and likes me
New York: I object

CDC: According to my expert medical opinion we're all gonna die
Florida: What medical schoold did you even go to?
CDC: Uh....a german one

Florida: I'm a little confused, dazed, lost, and sad
Louisiana: In what order?

CDC: According to my doctor opinion I'm very scared

California: He disappeared!
Gov: No, I- I think he just died
CDC: I pronounce you dead at the spot

Florida: I'm very confused on what to do right now 'cause-
Gov: I mean you could do whatever you need to-
Elizabeth: Don't be a bitch, kill 'em

Florida: Hey-  hey DC look at me
Florida: [slaps him]

Louisiana: Be sure to act real stupid
Florida: you know I will
Louisiana: [finger guns]
Florida: [finger guns]

Florida: I'm well in the mood for a fight