Beauty and the Beast with our fav ship :D If you just want to read, ignore this because yeah.. rant <3

So I know I'm really late and I'm so so sorry. Life has thrown me into shit. My mum is driving me crazy. My dad is in another country and it's horrible without him, but it's horrible with him?

I had a doctor's appointment and my blood pressure is low enough I can literally collapse any moment, and so far, I've been close to fainting/collapsing, but not yet.

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Katsuki didn't know how he got into this predicament. For fucks sake, how on Earth does someone get locked in some random creep's basement-dungeon? Why the hell does someone even have a dungeon? Well, in all fairness, it was a castle and all good castles have dungeons.

In all honesty, Katsuki would've loved to have a dungeon to throw extras in.

But nothing explained how the actual hell he got into this situation. The situation his shitty excuse of a dad got him in! Screw him. That fucking pussy.

Whatever. It's fine, because Katsuki is going to escape this hellhole without anyone's help. He doesn't fucking need any help — why would he? Yeah. He's perfectly fine without anyone else's help.

Thundering, heavy footsteps echoed their way down to Katsuki's ears. He shivered. What exactly was that?

Probably his captor, Katsuki scoffed to himself. Who else could it be? Fucking-

"I see you've awoken." A voice rumbled, not startling Katsuki. Totally. "I.."

Katsuki scowled as the voice trailed off. "Is this the part where you explain why the fuck you want to kidnap me?"

Who even was this guy? It was fucking midnight, and the lighting was absolute shit. All Katsuki could see was a hulking dark shadow. Were they even human?

"It's.. it's hard to explain. It's hard to get the actual words out and.. it's nothing. You're free to roam the castle, but you may not leave. Understood?"

Okay. Katsuki frowned. This guy sounded like he had some real problems and that was not Katsuki's problem. Katsuki's problem was the fact that this guy could probably body slam him if he tried to leave, so he's basically trapped.

Trapped with a beast.

Well, in the village, people usually called Katsuki the beast (and it did not affect him at all.), how ironic. In all honesty, he didn't really mind being trapped here. It seemed half-decent, and the village sucked.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever fuckface."

The shadow seemed to flinch when Katsuki called them fuckface, so ahh. He frowned. Note to self; The Beast is.. self-conscious? That's fucking weird — but still reasonable.

"..don't call me that." He growled. Actually fucking growled. Shaking his head, The Beast moved forward and the moonlight shone on him. Boy, was this fucked.

The Beast was a literal beast.

It's not all that surprising and Katsuki should've guessed, but it felt unreal. It's not everyday you see a fluffy, furred, hulking giant that wants to kidnap you for some reason.

But he found it beautiful. Fucking hell, Katsuki was not being a sappy romantic shit. He just saw the beauty inside him. Damn, one could say he was hot. 9/10.

The Beast, who was yet to introduce himself, opened the creaking gate open for Katsuki. Manners? He frowned. That means Beastie must've been a) human at one point and taught manners, or b) learnt manners from someone (special?) who used to live here. It's probably b, but who knows? Shitty Deku suddenly getting good at fencing taught him to expect the impossible.

Dammit, Katsuki sounds like those sappy, hopeless, paranoid romantics. He was not a fucking sappy, hopeless, paranoid romantic!

For now.

Remembering himself, Katsuki begrudgingly walked out without causing a scene. Only because he valued his life. Remembering his own manners as well, he spat out a half-hearted, "Thanks, Beastie."

He didn't think the Beast was happy about his new nickname, but screw him.

"Just.. leave me be." The Beast grumbled, shoving past Katsuki and up the stairs. So much for fucking manners. He might as well just intentionally annoy the Beast.

Learn your damn manners and use them.

Spitting curses under his breath, Katsuki gracefully followed suit up the stairs. Up and stairs and what's the first thing he sees?

A fucking clock, candle and teapot with fucking faces. Oh fuck, this was going to get pretty fucking interesting.

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1/3, I SWEAR I'LL ACTUALLY UPDATE.

This is kinda meh, and it's just from my memory of Beauty and the Beast, so don't come at me.

Anyway, hope you enjoyed <3 I'll hopefully update once every two weeks/if I'm good, every week. Please don't expect too much.