Heyyy it's 12am on a now-Monday soo

This is normal now so it's fine.. also does anyone else just love McDonald's worker katsuki??

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Yeah, Katsuki didn't love his job, but he didn't hate it. It paid somewhat well. Well for a rundown McDonalds place, though. Like $10 every shift he worked or something?

Yeah it didn't really pay well. But it was something.

It's not like Katsuki wanted to keep that job that much, but it looked good on his résumé, and he got a bit of extra money. So he wasn't complaining.

Last time, when Aizawa caught Kariage cough flirting with him while he was working on his shift, he should've in deep trouble. Very deep trouble. Deeper than his grandmas grave deep. But Aizawa passed out on his table so he didn't really remember anything. And, thank god, the other teachers just gave him either a wink or just raised their eyebrows repeatedly at him.

So, life lesson kids. Bringing uh, medical drugs around to spike your teachers coffee with is a very good thing to do.

Bakugou Katsuki (and the author) does not take responsibility for anyone under, and over, the age of 18 doing drugs, drugging people or simply involving themselves in drug business. Thank you.

Obviously, there were many, many downsides to the job. 

For example, the Karens, idiots at 1AM, idiots at 3AM, meme kids, shady emos, indecisive extras, flirts, drunks, those two brats from his 4AM shift who fell asleep drooling on the table, creeps, and annoying coworkers. God, his coworkers sucked. A lot of them, anyway. They'd say shit like, "Don't use such bad language." "Be nice!" "What're you; 13?" "..."

It was annoying, if you couldn't tell.

What was even more annoying, however, was Kariage waltzing in at random hours to flirt. Literally, the most random hours. 

He'd come in at fucking 3:33am every Wednesday, if Katsuki was there. On Mondays, he'd come over at sometime from 12:06am to 4:09am. Other days were completely random. No pattern at all. Kariage would shrug himself inside on a Thursday at 6pm and the next Thursday he'd be back at 2:56am.

All that to just flirt with Katsuki.

To be honest, if Katsuki was anyone else, he'd feel honoured; maybe even flustered. But he wasn't. So too bad, so sad, Kari. Suck his di—

Nevermind, that may or may not of already happened..

Kariage also had the habit of going through the drive thru without a car. Legit just walking his through.

Sly lil brat.

And all of led up to the time he got fired.

Katsuki was holding up by the drive thru, when Kariage came up in a tiny toy car. It was shameful.

"Hello, welcome to fucking McDonalds. What's your fucking order, you little shit? I would recommend the 'If You Don't Leave In The Next 7 Seconds, I'll Beat Your Ass So Bad You'll Be Limping For 11 Days'. Seriously." Katsuki drawled, glaring down at him.

All he received was a little snort, covering up a chuckle. "Hmm.. I'll have you, kind sir, with just a dash of that sweet white stuff," Kariage winked, "and maybe some hot sauce? Real hot, just how I like it."

Katsuki hated how red his face got. "I—" He growled, "You little fucking bitch ass motherfucking dickhead-"

"Bakugou." Oh fuck, Katsuki thought. "I would like to ask to see you after your shift today. We need to talk."

That was his goddamn manager.

Fuming, Katsuki turned around to tell Kariage off, only to see a normal extra in a normal car. No toy car anywhere.

"That little.." He scoffed, "Welcome to fucking McDonalds." He nodded at the person.

"Uhm." They sounded a little off. Weirdo. "I'll just.. come back another time.." They then just zoomed off.

The day just seemed to blur together, with boring people and boring orders and whatnot. And before he knew it, Katsuki was outside talking to his manager; Jason.

"Bakugou. You see, I don't think you can keep working here. Your attitude is horrible, not to mention your language and the fact that costumers are scared of you. It just doesn't work, you see? I'm afraid  I'm firing you now. So, don't expect another shift or pay check. I've been nice enough to just write down that you've quit this job rather than been fired, so do me a favour and don't talk. Just leave." Jason smiled. He was drenched in some rich flower stinking soap smell. 

Ew. How'd he pay for that expensive smelling soap anyway? It wasn't even worth it, to be honest.

"Mhm." Katsuki rolled his eyes. In a way, Kariage did him a favour, getting him fired. He pretty much hated this job. Screw whatever he said before. Wiping down disgusting tables and bathroom (don't even start on those) was not worth the little cash he got.

"See you, bitch." And so, Katsuki plopped up his precious middle finger and strolled out, making sure he looked like he owned the place.

He was gonna still yell at Kariage for getting him fired, of course. Why wouldn't he?

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We love McDonalds Worker Katsu. What do you think the next job he gets is? Hehe, hint; a cashier of the sorts.

I hope you enjoyed (╯°▽°）╯