Soo yeah. Inconsistent updates my love <3

Also my mum screamed at me fucking 20 minutes ago [aka at 6:30AM] for literally just walking out a room.. so that's nice. Blasting After Dark sLoWed rn with headphones too lmao

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Katsuki was a genius. Well.. that might or might not be exaggerating, but either way, Katsuki was pretty smart. So what if Deku was apparently smarter according to some stupid test? That didn't matter or change the fact that he was intelligent.

However. Kariage.. was not exactly.. the smartest person.

No, Kariage wasn't some stupid idiot who didn't know any shit. He just struggled with history somehow, even though it was literally the easiest subject. 

Of course, Kariage would just scowl and pout at Katsuki whenever he pointed the fact out, saying 'It's easy for YOU, not me!' And then go sulk in the corner.

Sometimes it was cute, sometimes it was annoying, and sometimes it was fucking funny. 

Imagine seeing a 17 year old guy, who's pretty tall, stand up and then sit facing the corner of the room, crossing his arms and pouting. Very laughable.

Nonetheless, this gave Katsuki motivation to help the other study history. How? Well.. Katsuki just hated seeing Kariage pissed at his history test result because it made him feel feelings. Don't dig into it, alright?

Surprisingly though, Kariage was awfully keen to Katsuki's idea of a study session with the two of them. But he probably just wanted to mess around and not do work. Katsuki, on the other hand, was very serious about helping him get knowledge into his thick-ass skull.

None of the following history 'facts' are true because the author is lazy and stupid.

"How did Sir Finnick The Third die?"

Kariage scratched the back of his head, as though that would help him answer the question. And then, a suddden and beautiful spark glittered in his eye, "Poisoning." He smoothly replied.

"..Correct. I'm honestly pretty fucking shocked. You've actually remembered that after three days?" Katsuki squinted his own eyes at Kariage, partly hopeful he did remember but also partly sure he cheated off.

"Yeah! Are you proud of me, Kat?" Kariage grinned boastfully, like a child winning a race. It was honestly pretty cute. And no, Katsuki did not blush and mumble 'yes'.

Taking a breath and clearing off the red dusting on his face, Katsuki finally gathered himself. "What kind of poison though?" He grinned, there was no way he'd not actually remember this one.

"Uhh." Kariage blanked; they did not cover this in school, "Rat Poison?"

It took almost all Katsuki's strength to not slam his face into the table, "No, idiot! Boar Poison! It's literally in all the books we've been reading!" Katsuki groaned, tipping his head back. Kariage could only chuckle lightly, returning to scratching his head.

"Um, sir? Are you two alright?"

Katsuki turned to face the waitress, irritated. Why the fuck was this her problem anyway? "Yes, now go the fuck away lady."

"What he said." Kariage scowled back, which was honestly quite a shock. He was normally the more calm and respectful one in their relationship. Eh, Katsuki shrugged, maybe he was in a bad mood or something. It's not like he could judge him.

"Ah, of course, right away!" She squeaked at hurried off to the back.

Hmm. Katsuki frowned, before speaking up, "What's up with you?"

"I saw her eyeing you.. she ain't gon take my man's." Kariage glowered, his eyes darkening with an odd look. His gaze was still locked on the door the waitress entered.

Katsuki huffed, barely holding off a laugh, "Alright, loverboy. Whatever you fucking say. Now, again, what poison killed Sir Finnick The Third?"

"Boar Poison.. but an axe would work just fine. Maybe strangling would be better though.. more clean." 

There Katsuki sat, speechless. Was his boyfriend actually going emo? Over some dumbass waitress? This could not stand.

"Shut the fuck up and stop being emo." The assertiveness in his tone must've done something for Kariage, because he immediately stopped being emo and looked like a kicked puppy. "Don't give me that look!" He huffed back, averting his eyes.

"Aww.. who's blushin-"

"NOT ME." Katsuki then proceeded to throw a booklet of his hardest history questions at Kariage's head. He smirked as he heard the thud and muffled 'OpF'.

"You're an idiot, y'know that?" He chuckled, half to himself. At least Kariage was his idiot.

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Woooaaahhhh.. short stuff sorry lol. I'm too lazy to edit so make do with this garbage :p

Also, thank you so much for the 1.9k reads and 145+ votes!! It means the world to me <33

Any ideas are welcome too as I'm shit with coming up with any ideas.