nsfw but nothing graphic lol - I just couldn't get this out of my head so here we are

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Aged up obviously, there's a time when Katuski and Kariage do the dirty but just... fingering each other. But they make it a competition to see who cums first. They start fingering at the same time and so far Kariage is winning the competition.

At the start of each month, they restart the scores but tally the monthly winner.

They like to call it "finger for all" instead of free for all.

Kariage: "I'm still winning finger for all"

Katsuki: "Shut the fuck up, it's only because I'm letting you"

Kariage: "Sure sure, tell that to Uranus"

Katsuki: "Did you just make a Uranus joke? Really? We aren't in middle school anymore, dickhead"

Kariage: "I may be a dickhead, but you sure love my dickhead so I think I like being a dickhead."

Katsuki: "What the fuck is wrong with you"

Kariage: "Nothing"

Katsuki: "Yeah sure, totally. Even fucking Pikachu can tell your not ok in the head"

Kariage: "pika pika peeeee"

Katsuki: "Do you want to die"

Kariage: "Yes"

Katsuki: "..."

Kariage: *smiles innocently*

*winks*

*bites lip 'seductively'*

/lip bleeds

Katsuki: "bro what's wrong with you"

Kariage: "You already asked"

Katsuki: "Oh my god how am I losing to you"

Kariage: "I have a way with words. And my fingers. Actually, just my fingers."

Katsuki: "I'm not going to deny that but shut the fuck up, you greasy bitch because I won yesterday"

Kariage: "That was because I let you"

Katsuki: "No it wasn't"

Kariage: "You're wrong"

Katsuki: "No, I'm always fucking right"

Kariage: "Actually never mind you do fuck right. Like right in all my good spots, no wonder you won yesterday."

Katsuki: "I do, don't I" *smug*

Kariage: "Why don't you demonstrate for me?"

A sexual scene begins to happen and the audience gasps in shock.

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Istg this is so weird but they would do it-

The conversation is so cringe wtf