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Chapter 129:  Flatulence and indigestion


Although Yang Yang was full of doubts, looking at Archibald’s comment, at least one duke was quite satisfied with his operation.

So Yang Yang understood: “You did it on purpose.”

Archibald didn’t deny it, and even thought about it: “It seems to be more interesting.”

Yang Yang: “…”

Archibald: “Have you issued a statement? I’ll repost it after it’s been posted.”

Yang Yang: “…”

Hey, forget it, just moths, can you leave the ground?

Yang Yang: “I’ll post it.”

Yang Yang’s statement was very concise, and by the way advertised.

@ 羊羊 羊: Today I want to tell you three things.

I and the Duke are legal and true love, puffs are our children.

Second, because I lost my memory, I did not recognize the child’s animal shape, which led to some misunderstandings. I apologize for the bad impact. The previous Weibo was deleted.

Third, next month’s joint trial, our family of three will also participate. At that time, they will interact with netizens watching the live broadcast. Do you really not pay attention?

[Picture], [picture], [picture]

The three pictures are a photo of the electronic marriage certificate, a picture of Archibald with a serious head on the puff, and an official poster for the joint trial.

The netizens who rushed to Yang Yang’s homepage for the first time, after reading this concise statement, issued a uniform voice.

【……what? ? 】

The giant melon fell from the sky, and it broke open, waiting for the netizens who were eating the melon to be drowned directly by the melon, at a loss.

However, the netizens who had expected this melon banged the gongs and drums, hoping that they could crawl along the net line and “slap” to hit those black faces.

[Ha ha ha ha! Those sunspots rolled out! Let your aunt see if your face is swollen to three meters high! !! 】

[Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. 】

[It’s great that the Duke is not a scumbag, ohh …]

[Upstairs is not true love, you must not watch the video where the Duke held the girl who held flowers at the awards ceremony! 】

[Ha ha ha ha ha, wtmxs, those sunspots are frantically deleting blogs! !! 】

Then other netizens who reacted also joined the discussion one after another.

[What does the sheep steward mean by amnesia? 】

[The original Weibo for the Duchess of Guiding Upstairs was picked up by a forum at that time, and the sheep steward was Becken Zhouhua’s nephew. Then Zhou Hua, the granddaughter of Zhou Hua, was hospitalized in a car accident, which should have been amnesiac at that time. 】

[Not only a car accident, I remember that the Duke and Ta Mengmeng also tweeted angrily at first, because the residue of Mandela grass was found in the Duchess’ body. ——After checking the Imperial Law online, Zhou Niya has already been sentenced. He has fifteen years’ term and hee hee. 】

[? ? Wait, is that Becken Group I think? 】

[It’s the Becken Group you think, but since the Duchess broke off with Zhou Hua, their stocks have fallen below. Now the Finance Forum counts down every day when they go bankrupt. [Repress laugh.jpg]]

[Look! The medical dog glanced at the checklist that the Duchess had originally issued. At this dose, it was great that the Duchess was fine with the child! !! 】

[I wish the Beacon Group to go bankrupt as soon as possible, Amitabha. 】

[I wish the Beacon Group to go bankrupt as soon as possible, Amitabha. 】

[I wish the Becken Group early …

Just fine without being scolded.

Yang Yang looked at the comment and was relieved. Then he changed into a soul and penetrated your heart.

Archibald looked around, a little strange: “Is this account still used?”

Yang Yang: “It’s a shame to waste so many fans,-for puffs.”

Archibald: “………”

The puff, hanging on Archibald’s shoulder, tilted his head and looked puzzled: “Huh?”

use? Is it a toy for him?

Archibald scratched the back of the puff-you still don’t know.

Yang Yang completely emptied the Weibo of the soul through your heart, and changed the ID and avatar.

The head is a photo of the puffed shaved legs of the puff. From the side, you can’t see the shaved pits, but you can see the creamy white of Mao Gen. It fits well with ID-puffs with milk.

Archibald: “………”

Archibald; “Fortunately, he is illiterate, otherwise he would cry again.”

“It’s so cute!”

Yang Yang is righteous and proud, “fits the image and is full of childlikeness!”

Archibald: “………”

What you say is what it is.

Yang Yang stood up and said, “You forward it, I’m going to cook.”

Archibald nodded. “Okay.”

As a result, netizens were still buried in the giant melon just now, and saw Archibald tweeting again.

@ 道 顿 · 阿奇伯德: Introduce, this is my legal spouse: @ 羊羊 羊, this is my little cutie: @ 呲 奶 的 泡芙. Puff is a nickname, he likes his nickname. @ 羊羊 羊: Today I want to tell you three things …

Immediately afterwards, several insiders retweeted this Weibo as soon as possible and spoke as follows:

@ 库 Duo Monta: Can be considered public! I do n’t have to eat your dog food anymore, and I ’m going to be 遛 cp by fans, I ’m straight! !! !! (Shock)

@ 家 有 青 儿: My family has a playmate ~

@ 学 医 的 姐姐: Ah ah, puffs are so cute, I want to come back to rua him! !! !!

@ 青 是 青山 的 青: At this glance, I know that it is the ID of Yang Ge.

In addition to these uninhibited messages, there are other relatives and friends and major officials-such as the Ministry of Military Affairs Propaganda Department, the official account of the soul cable star, etc., have all reposted Weibo and congratulated the child for breaking the shell.

If the sheep steward’s statement and netizens have doubts about it, the seal of Archibald and the slippery repost are the official announcement.

So at this moment, there are more netizens being blasted out-of course, it is also possible to react.

Because of the Star Network rule, the original name can be seen within 24 hours after the ID is renamed, so even if the face is changed, netizens know what the predecessor’s account was.

But nobody cares about this.

[Today is the victory of the CP Party. [安 Peace.jpg]]

[Promo powder is promoted to grandma powder. Would you like to see Hailanxing’s water pond? My grandma will send you a container! 】

[I want rua puff too! !! !! QVQ]

However, after cheering, some netizens found a new spot.

[So, here comes the problem. How did the duke and duchess know each other? Why did the Duchess live with Zhouhua with her child, and was not even found to be persecuted by Zhouhua? 】

[Push back according to the time when the child’s shell was broken. The Duchess is likely to have suffered a car accident in the early stages of pregnancy. At that time, why did the Duke not respond? 】

[And it seems that the marriage registration was reissued after the children were almost born? Why did the Duchess and the Duke not interact at first? And later found a new identity? 】

[So, no one cares about who the sheep steward’s wife is? 】

[… Yes, who is it! 】

[So, this photo seems a little familiar. 】

[As a battle fan of the Duke for 5 years, I found Hua Dian in the background of the photo that the Duke once sent. 】

After a minute.

# 公爵 婚纱 # This topic later came to the top, and the airborne empire ranked third.

Archibald: “………”

He never expected that the plot would turn around like this.

Seeing that someone wanted to distort his preference for women’s clothing, Archibald thought about it and reposted his previous Weibo.

@ 道 顿 · 奇奇德: Not a women’s clothing, but a photo of him, he thinks it looks pretty. @ 道 顿 · 阿奇伯德: I wish the sheep butler and wife a happy first anniversary. [image]

[Oh, it can be said that it is very pet! 】

[Which p-picture technology is strong, the old emperor star steward sheep! 】

[For a while, I couldn’t tell whether the taste of melon, sugar or dog food was in my mouth. 】

[Upstairs +1, the only sure thing is that it is a bit supportive …]

[I can’t digest my stomach until I can’t digest it, but I can’t help it anymore, let me die! 】

However, Archibald did not intend to continue spreading his words. After reading for a while and commenting on no other problems, he turned off the terminal and said to Roth, “Roth, monitor the trend of public opinion on the Internet.”

The panther who was lying on his back immediately sat upright, his golden eyes shone brightly, and his tail shook wildly behind him: “But the owner has banned my net!”

So Lord Duke, tell your host, lift me! !!

Archibald: “………”

He understood it.

Archibald laughed, took the puff off his shoulders, hugged it to the kitchen, and told Yang Yang about it.

Yang Yang would be in a good mood, and he was very relieved: “Well, Rott squatted at Star Network.-But don’t scrimp moths on your terminal, otherwise I will ban you for three weeks.”

Rott almost jumped up outside: “Receive! Long live the master!”

Yang Yang rolled his eyes and smiled at what Archibald was about to say, but he heard a loud noise from upstairs.

“Bang!” It sounded like something heavy was hit on the floor.

Yang Yang was startled, and the puff was frightened. The hair exploded, and the whole beast ran from Archibald’s hand to Hang Archibald’s clothes.

“It’s all right.”

Archibald hurriedly smoothed the puffs, then looked up and frowned slightly, “Maybe Uncle Yaqing is sick.”

Yang Yang heard and said, “Don’t you go and see?”

Archibald shook his head: “Listen to Dad, Uncle Yaqing will lock himself in the room and no one will let him approach. If someone approaches, he will become even more manic.-He has a terminal Emergency call, if the resistance is not passed, he will send a help signal. “

Yang Yang nodded: “Well then.-You take the puffs to the bathroom, counting the time before drinking milk, he should pee.”

The puff was still frightened and hung on Archibald without squeaking.

Archibald responded, and took the puff to the bathroom.

As Archibald left, Yang Yang called Rott in his head.

[Rott, is there a surveillance near Uncle Yaqing’s room? 】

Roth replied in a second: [There is one in the corridor, but it cannot be monitored in the room. 】

Yang Yang: [Can you find a way to hear the sound in the room? 】

Rot: [There is a smart housekeeper in the corridor, I can manipulate it to listen to it in the past. 】

Yang Yang: [Go, be careful not to let people discover. Tell me immediately if something is abnormal. 】

Rot; [Okay, master. 】

After Yang Yang spoke to Lot, he looked up at the ceiling again, and then looked back.

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Chapter 130: 

There was no movement since the upstairs, and Yang Yang did not urge Rott, he cut the vegetables first.

As soon as the dishes had been processed, Yang Yang heard Rott’s frightened voice.

[Woohoo, master, scared me! QAQ]

Yang Yang stunned and put down the kitchen knife: “What’s wrong? 】

Rot: [I was almost spotted. 】

Yang Yang frowned: “What’s going on? 】

Lot then said it again.

Since Rotter had his own terminal number, he got mixed in several popular online games of Xingwang, and entered the Empire ranking in a short time.

After lifting the ban today, it naturally went to the game.

After receiving Yang Yang’s instructions, Roth first entered the smart housekeeper, let the smart housekeeper stay at the door of Yaqing’s house, and turned on the recording function. Then he returned to the game and siege again.

Rott is a BUg in the game. In just ten seconds, he kills the other party in doubt about life.

Lottery, who was so successful, raised his tail and returned to the smart housekeeper to look at him, then he was almost scared to death.

——I saw that Yaqing’s door was half open, and Yaqing was described as standing in the crack of the opened door with a pair of bloodshot eyes staring at the smart housekeeper.

When Lott returned, he caught Ya Qing’s eyes without warning.

Rott: “… !!!”

It’s no exaggeration that Rott got out of his mind in an instant, and directly counseled back to the Soul Cube. After a while, he looked through the corridor monitoring and found that the smart housekeeper was answering Yaqing’s question— What is the boot task.

After waiting, Ya Qing gave a cold look to the smart housekeeper, and then returned to the room and closed the door again.

Roth: [Woohoo, fortunately, I set a scheduled cleaning task when I turned on, otherwise the stuff will be exposed. QAQ]

Yang Yang frowned slightly: “Have you heard anything? 】

Rot: [I haven’t collected data yet, I’m afraid I will be found. 】

Yang Yang: [Well, tell me after the collection. 】

Rot: [Okay. 】

Ending the conversation with Roth, Yang Yang was a little puzzled-Abel had also discovered Roth’s lurking before, and now Yaqing also found it. But not everyone else, including Archibald, had found it.

Is it an inherent advantage in perception?

But if this is the case, before Yaqing’s onset, Rott has always acted as usual, but he did not find anything special about Rott.

Is it related to his condition?

Yang Yang had this idea in his heart, but he didn’t think deeply, and set aside for the time being.

When Yang Yang made the meal almost, Abel and they returned, but the children in the village and Ruohong had not yet returned.

Yang Yang asked, and learned that they were still at the school in the base and would not be back in the afternoon.

——They just come to the manor for the new year. After the year, the children will be arranged to go to school. Ruo Hong also chooses to live near the children. Now that the annual leave is over, they should be adapted to the environment in advance.

Abel came in last, holding a large box in his hand.

As soon as he entered the door, Abel opened his eyes. “Puff?”

The puff’s little milk sound immediately sounded: “Hmm!”

Abel followed his voice, and then saw the four-legged puffs on the small dining table. Beside, Archibald was making milk.

Abel walked over and reached out and scratched the puff’s belly: “Why do you lie down?”

The puff patted his belly with his short legs seriously: “Hmm!”

I’m hungry and tired!

Yang Yang: “…”

Yang Yang brought the dishes out, put them on the dining table, and puffed out the puffs. “He lied about it. He would drink milk before time, and he would soften if he didn’t drink.”

The puffs were taken apart, and I didn’t feel embarrassed, but continued to pat the belly, “Um …”

I’m really hungry now.

Abel laughed after listening, and was quite proud: “Our puff is called a strategy.”

Puff: “Huh ~”

Yang Yang: “…”

Abel raised the box in his hand and showed it to the puff: “Grandpa bought you a toy. Would you like to play?”

“Ok!”

The puff was about to turn around immediately, but just as soon as he turned around, Archibald put a bottle on his belly.

Archibald glanced at Abel, “Dad, it’s time for him to feed.”

Abel knew the child was too hungry, so he responded, “Well, eat and play.”

The puff hesitated, milk and toys, fish and bear’s paw, how could he have both?

Two seconds later, Puff thought of a way-he held his pacifier in one sip, gazed at it, and stared at the toy box tightly.

Mine, all mine!

Yang Yang: “…”

Whose little bandit.

Yang Yang couldn’t help crying and poking at the puffy little head of the puff: “Once you’re done, you won’t be able to run there, and let you tear it down after drinking milk.”

The puff listened, and then he turned his eyes back, glanced at Yang Yang, and then rolled his tail to poke his hand.

Hehe. He still knows him ~

Except for Yang Yang’s dishes for lunch, the rest were bought by Abel.

Dangdang set the table.

The puff was moved to Archibald’s lap, smashing it with the bottle, his tail had to rest on the leg of Yang Yang next to him, and he hummed when it failed-at the same time the pacifier did not loosen.

Yang Yang was afraid that he would suckle like this, so he could only lean his leg on Archibald’s leg so that the puff could put his tail.

Abel: “By the way, in the past two days, the military department has to use your participation in the live broadcast as a propaganda. In addition to the limelight you have today, there may be some confusion on the oil rabbit. Settle public opinion. “

Yang Yang was a little strange: “Missing? Is something wrong?”

He Shu laughed: “Now the top 10 topics in the Oil Rabbit Empire Hot List are all related to you, and even news from other media has also appeared. It’s lively.

However, in addition to your identity, netizens have begun to wonder about your past, as well as condemning you for deliberately playing with netizens.

Although there are few such bad public opinions, but the propaganda of the military department has shown that the brother’s opponents will have to stir the muddy water, which will inevitably affect you. “

Yang Yang listened for a moment, not because of the dirty water that might spill, but …

Empire Top 10? Still their topic?

Yang Yang felt that while the interstellar people were really free, she was curious how they made up ten. ——Well, you have to take a look at the oil rabbit later.

Archibald was calm after listening, and it didn’t seem to be a surprise. He nodded and said, “We know.”

Then the topic turned around and said with some worry: “Uncle Yaqing is ill, and it sounds serious.”

Abel’s chopsticks paused and frowned slightly. “I’ll go up and take a look at it,-Mom, cook some sweet soup for Yaqing. He loves that when he gets sick.”

Mom snorted and went into the kitchen.

After the meal, Abel went upstairs with the sweet soup, alone, and didn’t even keep up.

He Shu hugged the full puff, patted him on the back, whipped his milk, and then moved him to the living room to open the gift.

Puff looked at the big box that could hold ten of him. He was so excited that he didn’t wait for the adult to do it.

As soon as the claws went down, a few scratches appeared on the box, sharper than the knife.

“You broke it down carefully.”

Yang Yang noticed that he had a lot of power to cut the box out of flowers, and he could not help reminding him.

The puff stunned, then immediately retracted his paw and looked up at Yang Yang: “Huh!”

Big Dad demolished!

Yang Yang laughed, hugged the puff standing on the box, and opened the box.

Inside are some tightly packed parts that appear to be assembled.

Yang Yang didn’t know this, he didn’t know what it was, so he looked at Archibald.

Archibald took over: “I’ll come.”

After a while, Archibald was ready. Although the box was large, in fact it was very small and light. It looked a bit like an ornament and a little clothes.

Archibald explained to Yang Yang: “This is a simulated armor specially designed for pups.It is very light and can guide the pups to become familiar with their soul power.-It is specially used for pups with high soul power reserves.”

Yang Yang was a little surprised after listening to it-the old father actually had some good times.

The puff didn’t fully understand, but looking at the strange little clothes, he was curious: “Hmm!”

Little dad, play for me!

Archibald smiled and scratched Puff’s chin: “Don’t worry, I’ll play for you right away.”

Puff: “Hmm!”

The thin, simulated armor is a bit like a mechanical exoskeleton when worn, and the connected part is a transparent material that is light and flexible and will not hurt the fur.

After the puffs were well dressed, they added some support, walked a lot more stable, and became more prestigious.

But it seems more than just these features.

The puff seemed to be aware of the anomaly of this “toy”. He looked down at his toy and raised his limbs curiously, as if studying.

Yang Yang couldn’t understand the thing, so he sat on the sofa and asked Archibald to guide the puff.

Before the sofa was hot, Lot’s voice sounded in Yang Yang’s mind.

Roth: [Master, smart housekeeper data has been collected. Do you want to listen? 】

Thanks to Abel going upstairs to disturb his vision, otherwise Rott would not dare to return to the intelligent steward body.

Yang Yang: [Well, let it go. 】

The next second, Yang Yang’s mind sounded a few gurgling sounds, like someone walking on the carpet back and forth, a little procrastination, scratching the sound of the carpet rubbing.

After a while, Yaqing said to himself in the background sound of the cricket, the recording effect was not good, there was a lot of noise, and only some loud words could be heard clearly.

“No … I don’t!”

“Get away!”

“… trust me … that’s wrong …”

“My sister’s stuff … no … I’m much better!”

“Shut up shut up shut up!”

The voice came to an abrupt end, and there seemed to be a voice after that, but the voice was even lower and completely inaudible—I don’t know if it was Yang Yang’s illusion. He felt that the sound of clanging sounded like a cry.

But soon, there was no sound.

Roth finished the recording and said: [Master, only this was collected. 】

Yang Yang responded in his head without giving any other instructions.

Yang Yang’s fingers lightly struck his knees, and there was an idea in his heart—a split personality.

Yang Yang was not surprised. After all, there was a case where Yaqing missed and killed her sister, and it was difficult for normal people to bear such mental stress.

But Yang Yang’s concern is that from the short narrative of Ya Qing, it seems that his other personality or personality is not so friendly.

If the speculation is true, then Yang Yang suspected that there were some contradictions in Yaqing, and it was explained.

Yang Yang was secretly thinking about it, and suddenly an object flew towards him, hitting Yang Yang’s face with a “snap”, interrupting his thinking.

Yang Yang felt that his eyes were dark and his face was heavy, and then the whole person leaned back against the back of the sofa.

After a brief pause, Yang Yang felt a furry touch on his face.

Yang Yang: “…”

Flying outside?

The puffs held Yang Yang’s head with their four short legs. The simulated armor they wore was a little hard, but fortunately, the armor on the limbs was not a claw, but a sucker.

Yang Yang felt the strength sucking on her scalp, and estimated that she would be killed in some hair.

“Ok!”

The puff was super excited. He just flew from there to the Big Daddy in a moment, super amazing!

Archibald came over and took the puff off Yang Yang’s face, and saw Yang Yang’s red nose, some distressed, and some want to laugh, “The simulated armor that Dad bought seems to have been specially customized In addition to the spiritual guidance of the cubs, physical assistance that can be used for more than three years of age is added. Does the nose hurt?

Yang Yang: “…”

Before he withdrew, he felt that his old father had made a comeback.

The author has something to say:

Puff: I’m flying! !! !! (Excited to fried hair.jpg)

Yang Yang: ……… (Suddenly full of daily parenting!)

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