( MAY 14 )
imessage conversation
( SONIC BOOMπΈ )
archerβ allyπΈπΉ
absβ austinππ€
austinππ€
hey archer, how you
holding up?
allyπΈπΉ
i'm still in big time
panic mode tbf
austinππ€
are you sure you felt
what you felt?
are you sure it was the
soulmate feeling?
allyπΈπΉ
i wish i was wrong
but you know how this
thing works
after you hit sixteen and
you seem them, you just
know
austinππ€
well, now we've established
that
YOUR SOULMATE IS WYATT
FUCKING OLEFF
allyπΈπΉ
okay okay so i win
for the HOTTEST
SOULMATE EVER
austinππ€
YOU DO
HOT DAMN
EVEN I LOVE THAT BOY
JUST A STRAIGHT BOI
IN LOVE WITH WYATT
JESS OLEFF
allyπΈπΉ
i know!!!!!!!!
who doesn't love wyatt?
austinππ€
you really are so lucky
allyπΈπΉ
i'm not so sure about that one
austinππ€
why so?
allyπΈπΉ
because, sure, ive seen him
but when the heck is wyatt
oleff going to see me
austinππ€
ah
ah
well
allyπΈπΉ
exactly
so i have been sixteen for
twenty four hours and have
both found my soulmate
and realised that i'm never
going to be with him
happy fucking birthday to me
austinππ€
hey, you don't know you'll
never get to be with him
maybe you should try getting
in touch with him?
allyπΈπΉ
that's going to be crazy hard
the boy must get like a billion
messages a day from crazed
fans claiming to be his soulmate
austinππ€
damn, we have quite a
conundrum here
don't worry, we'll figure
something out
allyπΈπΉ
i sure hope you're right
i'm not sure i want to go the
rest of my life without a soulmate
austinππ€
you won't
besides, if needs be, you've
always got me
we can just hang together
and buy a slinky ass ferret
allyπΈπΉ
you're a weirdo
have i ever told you that?
austinππ€
many times
but there's no way you
could make it without me
allyπΈπΉ
DO IT WITHOUT YA
austinππ€
BE HERE WITHOUT YA
allyπΈπΉ
ITS NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE
DOING A SOLO
austinππ€
WITH YOU ITS LIKE WOAH
allyπΈπΉ
YEAH AND I KNOW
austinππ€
THAT IIIIII OWN THIS
DREAM
allyπΈπΉ
CAUSE IIIIII GOT YOU WITH
ME
austinππ€
THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YOU
allyπΈπΉ
DO IT WITHOUT YOU
austinππ€
BE HERE WITHOUT YOU