( JUNE 14 )

imessage conversation
( WYATT IS A COCKY SHIT )

archer— lion girl🦁
wyatt— noodle head🤧

noodle head🤧
you excited to meet me?
you don't have long to wait now

lion girl🦁
oh, overjoyed

noodle head🤧
man, nothing but sarcasm with
you isn't it

lion girl🦁
i'm sorry
i am genuinely very exited
to meet you

noodle head🤧
i don't believe you

lion girl🦁

noodle head🤧
uh, what is that

lion girl🦁
proof that i am excited
featuring my little monkey
who i am yet to name

noodle head🤧
ooo can i help you name him?

lion girl🦁
bold of you to assume that my
monkey is a him

noodle head🤧
my apologies
what pronouns does your monkey
use?

lion girl🦁
....
he/him
but you shouldn't assume

noodle head🤧
and you shouldn't be so
pedantic

lion girl🦁
it's one of my most charming
features

noodle head🤧
i can tell

lion girl🦁
so, what name suggestions
do you have?

noodle head🤧
malcolm

lion girl🦁
i am not naming my monkey
malcom

noodle head🤧
too late
i already signed the birth certificate
and named myself malcolm's father

lion girl🦁
wow, i've known you a month
and we already have a child
together

noodle head🤧
it's an ugly ass child

lion girl🦁
he gets it from you

noodle head🤧
ouch that was harsh

lion girl🦁
i'm kidding i'm kidding
you're very attractive and you
know it
hopefully malcolm will grow
into his looks like you did

noodle head🤧
that was surprisingly sweet
for you archer

lion girl🦁
i have my moments

noodle head🤧
also, considering we're being
nice to me now, can we change
the name of the conversation?

lion girl🦁
sure thing boss

lion girl🦁 changed the name of the chat to "MALCOLM'S CO-PARENTS"

noodle head🤧
why co-parents and not just
parents?

lion girl🦁
because we're not together so

noodle head🤧
so when we are together we can
be his parents?

lion girl🦁
when?

noodle head🤧
that's the plan

lion girl🦁
wow, i never knew the great
wyatt oleff was such a flirt

noodle head🤧
well i've finally found someone
worth flirting with