( MAY 24 )

imessage groupchat
" legends of zelda🦚 "

wyatt— wyeet
jaeden— weaboo
finn— frogface
jack— blazer
chosen— the chosen one
sophia— ginger
jeremy— jerbear

frogface
wyatt and archer
sittin in a tree

wyeet
shut up or i'll
snap your knee

weaboo
aggressive

blazer
yo why u screaming at
finn
she's ur soulmate so surely
that comes with it

wyeet
finn is just annoying

ginger
okay that ones true

frogface
hey!

jerbear
so, you been speaking to
archer then?

wyeet
yeah
she's actually really cool

the chosen one
why do you sound
surprised?

weaboo
yeah, isnt the point of a
soulmate someone you actually
want to be with ?

wyeet
when did jaeden become so
smart?

weaboo
i've always been the brains
of this operation

blazer
if you say so

jerbear
so, when do you plan
on meeting her?

wyeet
i don't know
i guess i probably should
think of organising something

the chosen one
school ends in less than a
month so
maybe she could fly out to
LA

frogface
or you could fly out to WV

weaboo
wait no
get her to fly out here
i want to meet her

wyeet
yo, i've known her for
less than two weeks
let's give it time before
i end up soulmate-less
because i've scared her off

ginger
that is true, you don't
wanna move too fast

blazer
but do you, you know?

jerbear
yeah, you know?

wyeet
no
no i don't know

blazer
do you think you might
like her?

frogface
you know, like that

wyatt
i don't know
i think i could given time

weaboo
well, yeah
that is the point of a
soulmate

wyeet
petition to pitch jaeden
off a cliff
all in favour say i

weaboo
that's a bit violent isn't it

ginger
i

the chosen one
i

blazer
i

jerbear
i

frogface
i

weaboo

wyeet
woah who's that hottie

ginger
petition to set wyatt's
over inflated ego on
fire say i

frogface
i

weaboo
i

blazer
i

jerbear
i

the chosen one
i

archer
i

wyeet
you're not even in this
fucking chat what

blazer
nah finn just changed
his display name

archer
fuck you jack