( JULY 7 )

imessage groupchat
( SHIP SINGLEFF 🥺 )

archer— archeese
wyatt— ramen
sophie— soph 1
jaeden— weaboo
hope— mrs valdez
finn— frogface
teagan— tigger
jack— sk8er boi
abs— the smelly arch
chosen— cj
sophia— soph 2
jeremy— jermy

frogface
there are far too many people
in this groupchat

ramen
what does that have to do
with anything?

frogface
like imagine having to type out
all the contact names that would
take so long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

jermy
okaaaaay

cj
why am i called cj?

weaboo
they're your initials dummy

the smelly arch
the real question is why is my
name "the smelly arch"?

ramen
all of these questions have one
simple answer

mrs valdez
archer

archeese
that's me!!1!!!1 :)

frogface
haven't even met this girl and i'm
already sick of her

ramen
how do you think i feel i'm
her soulmate

archeese
i hate you all

soph 1
why do you hate me? :,(

archeese
oh i could never hate you soph
you're my precious bb

sk8er boi
archer you're weird as hell

tigger
we been knew sis

mrs valdez
wait is the whole losers club in
this groupchat...

archeese
indeedy

mrs valdez
so you're telling me in a
groupchat with jack dylan
grazer

sk8er boi
uh hi

ramen
she's gonna lose it

tigger
i'm sat next to her
she already has

mrs valdez
ASHEODJEDBHS

the smelly arch
rip hope

jermy
what is even going on y'all
im tryna sleep

soph 1
oops forgot about time zones
for a hot minute there

weaboo
asleep? what time even is it

ramen
jaeden it's five am

weaboo
fuck probably time to turn off
zelda now

soph 2
you're telling me you've been
playing legends of zelda all day
and night

frogface
technically he didn't tell you
you just inferred it

cj
finn shut the hell up

jermy
wait isn't it only eight am
for you guys?

archeese
technically yes

ramen
there's no technically about it
it is eight am

archeese
stfu wyatt you're the one awake
at five am

cj
we all are for some godforsaken
reason

soph 2
well i'm watching all three high
school musicals so

ramen
sad

archeese
wyatt don't you dare pretend you're
not watching with her

ramen
what-

archeese
she sent me photos of you watching

soph 2
stop exposing me like that archer

archeese
sowwy but like
it's a cute photo

tigger
she already set it as her locksceeen

frogface
back to the matter at hand
why are all of you west virginians
awake at this early hour?
i sleep in until two every day so
like eight am is unheard of for me

soph 1
finn that's lazy as hell

sk8er boi
west virginians
psh
i'd just call them west
virgins
wait

jermy
petition for jack to stop speaking

frogface
i'd sign

archeese
anyway we are awake because it
is july seventh

ramen
well done dumbass

archeese
fuck you

the smelly arch
take your sexual tension somewhere
else
we're talking about important matters
here

cj
such as?

mrs valdez
today is the birthday of the ABSOUOTE
LOVE OF MY LIFE AND THE MAN I
AM GOING TO MARRY

sk8er boi
wait i thought you didn't have a soulmate

soph 1
she doesn't

weaboo
then who is it

archeese
jaeden i would expect you to know better

mrs valdez
TODAY IS THE BIRTHDAY OF
LEONIDAS VALDEZ, THE SON
OF HEPHAESTUS AND THE
HOTTEST DEMIGOD EVER

jermy
wait, isn't he fictional

ramen
percy is hotter

archeese
wyatt please don't start

mrs valdez
HOW DARE YOU
I LOVE PERCY BUT NO
LEO ALL THE WAY

sk8er boi
is she always this psycho

soph 1
yes

archeese
wait one sec there's someone at
the door

the smelly arch
ew who'd be knocking at your door

archeese
fuck you abs

ramen
go answer it then silly

archeese
oh it's just the postman
wait
why does he have flowers

ramen
:)

soph 2
wait wyatt did you send her flowers-

frogface
simp

tigger
shut up finn that's adorable

archeese
brb crying

ramen
you're welcome <3