( JUNE 26 )

imessage groupchat
( THE LOSERS & ARCHER 🍑 )

wyatt— stanley urine
jaeden— big bill
finn— trashmouth tozier
chosen— farm boi mike
jack— eddie spaghetti
jeremy— leaking hamburger helper
sophia— little bevvie

little bevvie added unknown number to the groupchat "THE LOSERS & ARCHER🍑"

unknown number
is this
is this what i think it is

stanley urine
unfortunately it is

stanley urine set unknown number's contact name as archibald

archibald
fuck you wyatt

trashmouth tozier
already flirting i see

archibald
wyatt was right
you are annoying

eddie spaghetti
ha you're annoying dipshit

stanley urine
so are you dipshit

big bill
hi archerrrrr
it's really cool to meet you

archibald
you too jaebae

farm boi mike
so, how's life being soulmates
with wyatt?

archibald
sucky

archibald
FUCK YOU DICKHEAD

leaking hamburger helper
what just happened

stanley urine
i threw the tv remote at her

archibald
that's gonna leave a bruise
you fucker

trashmouth tozier
i know you're supposed to
leave bruises wyatt but that
isn't how a hickie is supposed
to work

archibald
all those years i spent
loving finn
down the drain in just one
second

trashmouth tozier
NO ARCHER LOVE ME

stanley urine
excuse me, that's my soulmate

little bevvie
i knew she'd regret joining
this groupchat

archibald
oh i do

eddie spaghetti
no you don't you love
talking to me

farm boi mike
shut up jack

big bill
okay, let's ask the most
important question here
who's the best it character?

archibald
oh, that ones obvious

stanley urine
THANKYOU ARCHER

archibald
richie tozier

stanley urine
what

trashmouth tozier
YAY

stanley urine
how dare you

big bill
yeah, how dare you

eddie spaghetti
yeah, how dare you

little bevvie
we get it stop whining

leaking hamburger helper
explain yourself

archibald
he's just generally an icon
funny, witty, complete with
your mom jokes
you can't not love richie

stanley urine
you remind me of richie
tozier

big bill
why

stanley urine
she's annoying as shit

archibald set archibald's contact name as the real richie tozier

the real richie tozier
i will embrace that

farm boi mike
does that mean i have to ship
stozier

the real richie tozier
no stenbrough >>>>

trashmouth tozier
why have i been replaced

the real richie tozier set trashmouth tozier's contact name as trash

trash
ouch

eddie spaghetti
HAHAHAH TRASH

little bevvie
this was chaotic

stanley urine
is there anything else you need
to ask archer or can we leave

big bill
why the rush?

stanley urine
we're playing mario kart

the real richie tozier
he thinks he can beat me

leaking hamburger helper
i thought we already established
that he couldn't

eddie spaghetti
we did

the real richie tozier
many a time
but the boy is persistent

little bevvie
just gonna say
i never really believed in the soulmate
system until i met archer and wyatt

big bill
me neither

farm boi mike
they're perfect for each year

stanley urine
she's a rat

the real richie tozier
he smells

farm boi mike
exactly

trash
perfect

stanley urine
so, do you approve of her?
that was the point of this
conversation, right?

eddie spaghetti
right

the real richie tozier
partially right
i also just wanted people
to help me bully you

big bill
how romantic

little bevvie
yes we approve wyatt

trash
you guys are adorable, and that's
coming from me

leaking hamburger helper
yeah, the only thing finn finds
adorable is jack

the real richie tozier
FACKKKK

trash
fuck you guys

big bill
finn just got burned so hard
he became hot trash

stanley urine
...

farm boi mike
jae bby
you ruined it

big bill
:,(

the real richie tozier
well, i'm glad i have your approval

stanley urine
you know their approval gives you
more obligation to stick around,
right?

the real richie tozier
maybe i want to stick around
oleff

stanley urine
you do?

the real richie tozier
i do

eddie spaghetti
brb fangirling

trash
you two are the reason i
believe in love
*wipes tear*

the real richie tozier
yeaaaaaahhhh
let's get to that mario kart

little bevvie
bye archer!!!!

farm boi mike
nice to meet you!

big bill
still can't believe you think
richie tozier is better than
bill denbrough

trash
GIVE ME BACK MY NAME

eddie spaghetti
LOVE U ARCHER

leaking hamburger helper
byeeeeee

stanley urine
i'm so sorry

HATTIE'S NOTES!
archer and finn is a dynamic
friendship i don't make the rules
also look at me in denial at
the fact that jdg is an edge lord
and occasionally #problematic
nope, in this house we only stan
baby jack