Shimada Bros, Mei, D.Va, & Symmetra With a Dragon Messing With Their Stuff

Request: "Mei, Hanzo, Genji, D.Va, and Symmetra with a dragon that has sneaked into their room and messed with everything."




Hanzo


Literally just what the fuck, dragons??


You guys are supposed to be obedient, incredible warrior beasts under his control


Instead you're one eighth of your giant size and one of you is tangled in the closet while the other is sprawled on around his bed


Hanzo is mildly worried that they've been brainwashed by Genji's dragon


He knocks them out of their lazy state with a few stern orders and a few gentle swats at them before putting them to work cleaning up their mess


He helps in terms of doing the tasks that require hands but otherwise, it's up to them


After the room's clean and he sends the dragons away, he basically redoes everything because his clothes are still wrinkled, his bed his still untidy, a few things are still out of place




Genji


Tbh, he's used to it


His dopey precious noodle babe is a messy boy when he plays sometimes


Of course, his dragon's also a rowdy boy, so a few things may be torn and ripped


He lightly scolds his dragon, shows him what it's done wrong like a learning puppy


Then he sends it away with a punishment of no snacks for a day and a half, then gets along with cleaning the room up




Mei


Can somebody say freeze-o dragon?


She comes home to her room being frosted and/or frozen over


She's pissed but it's not like her dragon an really help it; it's a baby


There's not much she can do about it, so she just gives her little dragon frand a stern scolding and... lets the room melt


Either that or she makes a machine to reverse her dragon's freeze-y stuff because, hey, she's a genius and stuff




D.Va


Her place is already a mess, tbh


There's nothing the dragon can do but shift around the messes Hana's already


She does still scold the dragon and basically tells it that it better not do that after she's finally gotten the time to actually clean up


She also basically says it's fine for now though because there's nothing the dragon can mess up


Counterproductive, D.Va, very counterproductive




Symmetra


Legitimately pissed off like look at all her stuff strewn around everywhere


Her dragon gets a hell of a stern talking too


It lasts a couple hours


No screaming, just a scary-ass low tone


Needless to say, her dragon won't be doing that e v e r again


Then she spends the next hour or so cleaning up everything and putting it back exactly how it was before


And like hell she's going to have her rowdy dragon help; it'd probably just get riled up again and start creating another mess


After she's finished cleaning up, she brings her dragon a treat because maybe she was possibly just a little harsh to them earlier


They have to promise to not do it again before they get the treat


Cue eager dragon nods

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