Request: "Mei, Hanzo, Genji, D.Va, and Symmetra with a dragon that has sneaked into their room and messed with everything."
Hanzo
Literally just what the fuck, dragons??
You guys are supposed to be obedient, incredible warrior beasts under his control
Instead you're one eighth of your giant size and one of you is tangled in the closet while the other is sprawled on around his bed
Hanzo is mildly worried that they've been brainwashed by Genji's dragon
He knocks them out of their lazy state with a few stern orders and a few gentle swats at them before putting them to work cleaning up their mess
He helps in terms of doing the tasks that require hands but otherwise, it's up to them
After the room's clean and he sends the dragons away, he basically redoes everything because his clothes are still wrinkled, his bed his still untidy, a few things are still out of place
Genji
Tbh, he's used to it
His dopey precious noodle babe is a messy boy when he plays sometimes
Of course, his dragon's also a rowdy boy, so a few things may be torn and ripped
He lightly scolds his dragon, shows him what it's done wrong like a learning puppy
Then he sends it away with a punishment of no snacks for a day and a half, then gets along with cleaning the room up
Mei
Can somebody say freeze-o dragon?
She comes home to her room being frosted and/or frozen over
She's pissed but it's not like her dragon an really help it; it's a baby
There's not much she can do about it, so she just gives her little dragon frand a stern scolding and... lets the room melt
Either that or she makes a machine to reverse her dragon's freeze-y stuff because, hey, she's a genius and stuff
D.Va
Her place is already a mess, tbh
There's nothing the dragon can do but shift around the messes Hana's already
She does still scold the dragon and basically tells it that it better not do that after she's finally gotten the time to actually clean up
She also basically says it's fine for now though because there's nothing the dragon can mess up
Counterproductive, D.Va, very counterproductive
Symmetra
Legitimately pissed off like look at all her stuff strewn around everywhere
Her dragon gets a hell of a stern talking too
It lasts a couple hours
No screaming, just a scary-ass low tone
Needless to say, her dragon won't be doing that e v e r again
Then she spends the next hour or so cleaning up everything and putting it back exactly how it was before
And like hell she's going to have her rowdy dragon help; it'd probably just get riled up again and start creating another mess
After she's finished cleaning up, she brings her dragon a treat because maybe she was possibly just a little harsh to them earlier
They have to promise to not do it again before they get the treat
Cue eager dragon nods