Roadrat

You both cuddle up on Roadhog's belly

But y'all share a bath or a shower first, as to not get your cuddle supplies all dirty

Jamison probably encourages onesie-wearing but there's not a onesie big enough for Mako, so Jamie either tries to make one or the large piggy wears sweats

Movie/TV binging (usually provided by you) and loads of junk food (provided by them)

No food-shaming here

Eat to your heart's content

Usually cartoons or animated movies unless you can convince Jamison to agree to watch something else

Roadhog will cut you both off if either of you start complaining about stomachaches though

If this happens, he'll probably rub and kiss your belly/bellies (if the same happens to Jamie) to make you feel better

Roadhog always has one hand on you and the other on Jamison

Usually on your butts, if the reach is possible (ex. y'all are curled up on your sides against this big beautiful man)

Furniture forts

Pillow Pets

Plushy piles

Being wrapped up in sleeping bag burritos

Roadhog nose boops

Jamison smooches

Whenever he gets the chance to tbh

Lots of Jamison smooches and squeezes and touching for both you and Roadhog

Jamie's a very touchy, squeezy person

And he's just excited about the experience in general

Pecious man-boy bean

Roadhog's smooches are less frequent and usually only happen during breaks but he always gives plenty of nuzzles to make up for it

He always wears his hair down when you guys are just chilling out at home

Also that hand is always holding you or squishing you or rubbing its way along your body, so he's definitely not lacking affection at any point in time

At times he'll nuzzle your head or ear and make little snorty piggy noises at you

Or he'll nuzzle a pig plushie against your cheek and snort

Jamison might copy him just to make you giggle

Mako laughs and gets so happy if you do it back

Y'all will probably end up falling asleep after like twelve movies/seasons and then sleep for like six more hours

Or the boys will, at least

Roadhog sleep-snorts

Jamie mumbles and drools a bit

McHanzo

Lord, fucking help me please I want to be sandwiched between these two men; not even sexually just let me be snuggled between the two of them please and thanks

One's on either side of you at all times

Bigger couches need to exist/be bought for times like these

Y'all will just lay somewhere like that for hours

Bed, floor, couch, patio, porch swing, backyard, wherever the fuck you feel like

Hanzo's hands usually end up roaming your body and playing with your clothes while Jesse's constantly playing with your hair

Competitive kissing

Hanzo kisses your neck, Jesse kisses your jaw, cheek, and nose

Jesse kisses your hairline, Hanzo kisses all the way down the side of your face

Hanzo kisses you, Jesse kisses harder

Simultaneous neck kisses on either side of your neck

It's a dizzying experience, really

Could this lead to you three doin' the fukk, who knows?

They're both competitive boys

You three will usually just cuddle someplace in silence but every once in a while you and Jesse can convince Hanzo to join for a cuddle pile while watching musicals

Hanzo's critical about just about everything you and Jesse pick out to watch though

He'll end up picking the movies instead

He doesn't pick too bad of movies

He's actually one hell of an oldies/classics nerd

Jesse, stay away from the fU C K iNg Westerns goddammit

You get your choice of wearing Jesse's hat or serape

Hanzo usually gets the other

Sometimes all three of you will share the serape

Sometimes Jesse's in the middle because A) he's the biggest B) he's a living heater and C) he just doesn't give a fuck however you lay on top of, next to, or wrapped around him

Hanzo's kind of picky and a bit claustrophobic, so he doesn't do the middle often; he likes having a free side

Unless he's in a bad mood; then smother the grumpy ninja boy

The noodle dragons usually join in on these cuddles

They each pick either you or McCree to cling to or they wrap around both of you

Dragon pillows

Dragon scarves

Hanzo usually ends up with dragon tails in his face

He gets a bit jealous of his dragons and depending on his mood he'll shoo them away

Again, smother him if this happens

Jesse will probably be the one to suggest forts, pillow fights, and onesies

Hanzo will engage in only the fort building

And the pillow fights

But if those to really start, you usually end up watching from the sidelines and eating popcorn while they wrestle around for a while

They'll stop eventually, after falling off or hitting their head on some piece of furniture

If this goes on too long, they'll apologize and make it up to you by smothering you is scratchy facial hair kisses and getting you your favorite treats

Literally hotheaded teenagers in scruffy men's bodies