Warning: Gross people bein' gross, harassment mentions

Roadhog

Whoever's harassing you isn't harassing you for long

They're too busy getting thrown through a wall one-handed by a big angry hog-man

Doesn't care if he's causing a scene in a public place; he usually does that just by being in a public place

He checks to make sure you're okay, then goes to pummel the guy to a pulp

No one's willing to interfere because Mako's terrifying as all fuck and, y'know, a few bystanders think the creep deserves it

After he's done he wipes his hands clean and proceeds to silently fuss over you

Brushing his fingers lightly through your hair, gently feeling your arms and body for any bruises or signs that you've touched or hurt

Then he simply picks you up and hauls you home to vocally fuss over you and pamper you

Apologizes for leaving you alone several times, as well as grumbles about people like that creep being one of the many reasons he hates society

Junkrat

Again, the creep's not bugging you for much longer after Jamie notices

He's on the guy in a second

Marches right up to the guy and decks him in the face, then catches him by the shirt collar before he falls to the ground

Proceeds to threaten to fill every opening in the man's body with dynamite, then keep him locked up in a shed like that for a special occasion

Like a firework party

Then he shoves the man, who stumbles and curses, away

Then he finally goes back to you to confirm that you're okay

When you assure him as much, he continues on with the date or activity as if nothing happened, though he's got a tighter hold on you than usual

You get extra stolen gifts and special gentle cuddles when you two get back home

McCree

Manages to keep his cool but just barely

Slowly saunters over and gets all close you, wrapping an arm around you while putting him between you and the creep

Then he gets close into the guy's face and uses his free hand to show him the precious Peacekeeper he's hiding under that jacket

He just quietly threatens the guy

"Now you better be gettin' along before you start up some real trouble, ya hear?"

Needless to say, the guy backs off

Then Jesse hugs you close to his side and takes you to your favorite place to make you feel better

Genji Shimada

Anyone who sees a buff robo-man coming their way at even the most leisurely of speeds better check their blessings and make sure they haven't done anything in the past five decades to make someone send a ninja beast after them

So, I mean, when the guy creeping on you backs away a little bit when they see Genji marching over to your side, they're not the dumbest person alive

But they're still a creep and they're going to suffer for it

Genji walks right by you and up into the guy's face, and then keeps walking

He pushes Creepster back a fair way, until he eventually hits something to stop him from moving farther away

Then he gets a face-full of emotionless Genji (which is terrifying, let's face it), who's letting every threat he can think of go

Threats of him, his family, his entire clan hunting this guy down, even if he runs forever and literally falls off the face of the earth

He's not a fan of his past but he sure as well will use it to terrify a shitty man back into his place

Then he thumps the guys back against the wall and walks back to you

He takes your arm like a gentleman and leads you out of there

Hanzo Shimada

Tbh, what he does is pretty simple

His dragons are just as protective over you as he is

So he just walks over and wraps his arms around you from behind

Rests his chin on your shoulder and looks the man dead in the eye after asking you quietly if you're okay

Then his arm starts glowing and there's a very vague reptilian shape made of blue light encircling his arm

Oh, look, there's two of them now and the shapes are gradually getting bigger as the light slowly gets brighter

Of course, he doesn't acknowledge this and just keeps giving the guy a deadpan stare, who's now fidgeting and glancing at his arm every few seconds

"So, can we help you or are you going to leave my partner and I alone now."

He does not phrase it like a question but as an order

Soldier 76

He literally just walks up to the guy

Puts a hand on his chest

Lightly pushes him back

"Unless you want your lights knocked out, you better be getting your ass out of here."

And if the guy decides to push back, Jack keeps his promise

Reaper

He doesn't do much right at that moment

He asks you to confirm the guy is harassing you, then he decks the man in the face in a knock-out punch

Then he takes your out of there

However, once you're in the safety of home and relaxing, he goes back to hunt down the douchebag

The man shows up on the local news missing a couple days later

Zenyatta

He's a pleasant guy, so he'll start out asking politely, if not a bit strained

Carefully sliding himself between you two and asking him to leave, as he's making you uncomfortable

If the man persists and tries to move forward, Zen puts a hand out, stopping the dude from making any headway (dude, he's a robot; you bet your ass he can stop you with one hand)

Not to mention the orbs around his neck are whirling a bit faster and glowing lightly

"Sir, I asked you to leave. I will not ask you again."

If the guy still doesn't move, he gets a little push that causes him to fall on his ass (again, robot = stronk)

Then Zen lightly slips an arm around you and escorts you out

Reinhardt

All he has to do is walk up and whoever's bugging you will stop and run for the hills

If they're really stubborn (and are one of those people who thinks they can take an old guy, even if it's a 500+ pound old guy who's buff as shit and has several visible battle scars), they run off with their tail between their legs when he picks them up by their torso and quietly growls a threat into their face

Then he goes back to German teddy bear Rein and sets up to finish your date/whatever activity you guys have been doing

Lucio

He gets a little rowdy but doesn't actually put up his dukes

He puts on a scary face (yes, even our precious frog bean is capable of doing such a thing for someone he loves) and gets a bit pushy with them, trying to get them to back off

If they get pissy enough to swing a punch, then he kicks their legs out from under them

Then he grabs you and starts to leave, hollering that if they try it again they'll get a lot worse

He buys you your favorite treat to make up for the incident, all the while apologizing profusely for leaving you alone and allowing that to happen