Men: Reaction to S/O Being a Burlesque Dancer

Reinhardt


Big German teddy bear can't handle this information


He blushes just from thinking about it


When you invite him to a show, he goes solely to make sure no one gets too rowdy


He totally doesn't go to watch you just to watch


And he totally doesn't sit right in front of the stage to watch


And he totally doesn't get all flustered again


And he totally doesn't freak out when you toss one of your large feather fans to him


Or your skirt


After your performance is over, he meets you in your room


To give you a progress report, not to get all blushy when you tease him for keeping your skirt but not the fan


He may or may not ask for you to dance for him sometime that's not in front of a bunch of other people


He totally doesn't freak out and change the subject when you offer to dance for him right there on the spot




McCree


He was hella jealous when you told him because you'd been doing this for a while and he'd had no idea


However, after the initial shock is over, he almost begs you to put on a show for him right now


(I did mention in an earlier post that one of his favorite fantasies is his s/o stripteasing/dancing for him so oh boy)


You tease him by acting all innocent


Also you don't have any of your equipment or costumes or music here at home, so how could you possibly give him a proper show?


He's legit devastated


And then you invite him to one of your shows that evening


Boy howdy


He's as the edge of his seat and completely mesmerized by you


You move so gracefully and confidently


Also you threw the tight-fitting jacket that hid a sequinned brazier under it to him, so bonus points for that


He shows up to every show from them on


Afterwards, he comes to your dressing room and either rails you there or drags you home to do so




Zenyatta


He's so interested in this


Not even in any sexual aspect; he just thinks it's exotic and fascinating


Of course, he has you confirm that it's safe and that you're enjoying your time doing it, just to make sure


He also would love to see you perform, so he probably plans to surprise you at one of your shows sometime


Not gonna lie, the boy's sensors get a little warmer when he watches you up on stage doing your saucy thing


He's absolutely mesmerized by your movements and the big feathered fans you control with ease to hide the most intimate parts of your body


Tbh, you're pretty much a desirable but untouchable god and he's very pleased that he'll be the only spirit worthy to touch you once you've left your pedestal




Hanzo


When you first tell him about it, he's quite interested and asks if you'd show him some of your steps then and there


You do but you show him exactly that, just a few steps


Then you invite him to come watch a show so he can get the full experience


He's basically Zenyatta and McCree combined in this situation


He finds you angelic and and absolutely gorgeous


But he also wants to view exactly what's behind that satin robe that you keep partially slinking out of, then shying away


Be prepared to buy some burlesque items to keep at home so you can give him personal shows before he ravishes you




Junkrat


You have to explain to him what it is


While explaining, his thoughts begin to run


You're a bit iffy about inviting him to a show but you do so anyway


You warn him that if he doesn't behave, he doesn't get to see your burlesque work ever again


After that conversation he probably has you pinned up against the nearest wall


At your performance, he does behave decently


He gets a bit snarly with a couple of his fellow viewers when they get a bit rowdier than he'd like


But after he gets a warning, he sits pretty from then on, if not a bit sulky


He also rounds up literally every item you discard to keep for himself


After the show he comes to pout to you


He's a bit upset that people have gotten to see you perform before he did


But he eventually gets over it




Lucio


Can he perform with you sometime?


He's not even joking


He thinks he'd be a pretty damn good burlesque dancer himself


Either that or he could create a mix tape of smooth beats for you to create a routine to


Otherwise, he supports you wholeheartedly


He thinks your confidence up there on the stage is sexier than anything you're wearing


And he tells you so after the show's over


He probably comes to you the next day with several mix tapes he's designed for you




Roadhog


Not gonna lie, he's not a fan


Not because of your profession but because he's possessive and think he's the only one who should be allowed to see that much skin of yours


He'll ask you if there's not something else you could do but, of course, he doesn't try to stop you


If you get upset by this, he apologizes and explains himself and his discomforts


He goes to your performance the next time you have one and becomes an unintentional bodyguard


No one's too rowdy, most just quietly marvel


He himself gets pretty impressed


Also you're just so prettyyyyy


Look at his little piggy go, strutting themselves around on stage


After the show he comes to find you and apologizes again for being rude, then says you've proved him wrong


Then he asks you politely before stealing some of the burlesque equipment to take home




Genji


Ah, it bring him back to his playboy days


Except you're his romantic partner and not just some fling he's going to have later, which makes the experience all the better


Awed by your performance but he'd also not except any less from his perfect s/o


Will probably ask to help/dance with you during your practices, which usually ends up with you both just grinding all up on each other


Which is fine




Reaper


He gets a little flustered and even more so jealous


He's a little upset that you waited to only tell him now and that it's been going on for a while already


He's pretty pleased when you invite him to come watch one of your performances though


When he comes to watch, he hangs back and watches from the shadows so he's not really noticed by everyone else


Throughout the performance, he shadows up behind viewers he doesn't like and threatens them via a smoky cloud by their ear


Needless to say, the population in the building has dwindled a bit by the end of the performance


He cheers and whistles the loudest when you're finished performing though, which scares the shit out of some people who didn't know he was behind them


He's overall very proud and impressed




Soldier 76


Thank god he's wearing his visor instead of his glasses during the moment you told him about your profession


Otherwise, you would've gotten a great view of his beet red face


Just the thought of you doing some saucy moves in a showy, revealing outfit was enough to get the old boy pretty hot and bothered


Of course, he forces himself to get his shit under control


Shame on him


When you invite him to a show, he gets shy and flustered again


He says it'd look creepy for an old man like him to go to a performance like that


You have to reassure him and tell him that you'd absolutely love for him to be there


If he does stop by (which isn't a 100% possibility), he watches from the back


At the same time, he has to be somewhat close so his cloudy vision doesn't effect his viewing too badly


You're probably the most beautiful things he's ever laid eyes on, though that's always been the case


Instead of staying and watching it all, he probably leaves halfway through to sneak into your dressing room and surprise you when you get finished


He just kind of greets you with a hug and a small kiss (he's still a bit flustered), then tells you how wonderful you did


After you've changed and get ready to leave, he gives you his jacket and offers you his arm


Also he may or may not have taken a couple of those fancy fans

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