D.Va

Crush

Definitely more flustered about casual affection from you(holding hands, cheek kisses, hugs, etc.), as well as you offering to share your food, drinks, items in general with her

Overdramatic cheesy flirting turns into really awkward flirting followed by even more awkward laughter

While you laugh when people ask if you're dating, she gets embarrassed and blushy

When you point out someone you think she'd like, she gets a little sad but plays it off

When you point out someone you find attractive for yourself, she gets kind of jealous and attempts to dissuade you or change the subject

She tries to play off everything but she's pretty damn bad it

She gets a closed off from you as well and you don't sync up as well anymore

You think you did something wrong or that she just doesn't really want to hang out anymore, so you stop hanging out as much

She thinks you found about her crush and think it's weird, so she stops trying to hang out with you as well

Eventually you both part ways

At some point you star dating someone

They break your heart after a few months

When D.Va finds out, she hunts you down, then takes you to track down the douche bag, despite your teary protests

When she finds your ex, she goes off

It's a rant about what a huge mistake the asshole made, about the amazing world he'll be missing out on because you're so crazy wonderful and crazy beautiful and hella funny and so pretty and just pe r f e c t

All the while holding onto you as if letting you go would make you disappear out of her life again

She actually starts to scare your ex, so they try to defend themselves

She shuts them down and threatens to shove her mech's foot so far up their ass that it comes out his mouth

Needless to say, your ex is never seen again

Then she remembers she brought you with and practically flails away from you

She tries to play it off again

That she's just being a good friend and that anyone else would have said the same

But you know better at that point

Relationship

A couple gaming channel

A couple vlogging channel

If you sing, a couple cover/parody channel

Couple streams

You two are back to being inseparable

But with a lot more kissing and flirting and cooing at each other

You guys still point out people you find attractive

She always mentions that none of them are as great as you though

She makes it her mission to make you blush whenever she can

Usually you end up making her blush though

She constantly surprises you with dates and new multiplayer games that you two can play together

She tries to act like she wears the pants in the relationship but everyone knows that's not the case

You turn her into a blushy, flustered mess

Especially when you ask for kisses

Especially in public situations

She really just can't deal with this amazing phenomena called you

Y'all continue to share everything

You feed each other sometimes

Especially in public, usually around your friends

People either "aww" or throw up in their mouth

There is no in between

You're one of those couples

And you're both totally okay with this