Another random thingy. This is the last one, I promise guys.
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-at Akashi's house..I mean mansion-
Midorima: *sits in front of Mura* That's a lot of waffles.
Akashi: You ate all the waffles?
Murasakibara: Yes. I did.
Akashi: You should've asked us if we wanted any, Atsushi.
Murasakibara: Nu-uh! If I give you the waffles I won't get any
Midorima: Akashi, would you like a waffle?
Murasakibara: There is no more waffles. I have them all.
Midorima: I know. It's an example.
Akashi: Why yes, Shintaro. I would like two waffles.
Murasakibara: You can't ha-..You want two of them?
Midorima: So if Akashi gets two waffles, and I get two waffles. *takes 4 waffles* That still leaves eight waffles for you.
Murasakibara: I don't want eight waffles. I want twelve. I want twelve of them.
Midorima: If you can seriously eat all those waffles, I will personally drive you to the store to buy some more waffles.
Murasakibara: I just..I just don't know why you guys get all the waffles.
Akashi: Atsushi, you still have more waffles than Shintaro and I combined.
Murasakibara: They're mine. I got them from the freezer and I put em' on my plate.
Midorima and Akashi: *shaking heads*
Murasakibara: You guys are being selfish.
-at a random business place-
Himuro: So there it is. It's perfect. This commercial is a no brainer for the Willy Waffle company. Your clients are gonna love it.
Willy Waffle man: Oh, no! Yeah, we love the video. Umm.. It's just that..your..ah..your friend there. What's his deal? Is he..is he retarded?
Murasakibara: No, no, no, no, no. I'm..
Himuro: He..uh..he ate a jellyfish..
Murasakibara: Ate a jellyfish.
Willy Waffle man: We may wanna recast. It's just a thought.We..we'll talk about it later.
Murasakibara: This commercial's gonna make me famous!
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Also, not mine. Credit to Jeffery Dallas.