Kuroko no Randomness pt. 2

Another random thingy. This is the last one, I promise guys.


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-at Akashi's house..I mean mansion-


Midorima: *sits in front of Mura* That's a lot of waffles.


Akashi: You ate all the waffles?


Murasakibara: Yes. I did.


Akashi: You should've asked us if we wanted any, Atsushi.


Murasakibara: Nu-uh! If I give you the waffles I won't get any


Midorima: Akashi, would you like a waffle?


Murasakibara: There is no more waffles. I have them all.


Midorima: I know. It's an example.


Akashi: Why yes, Shintaro. I would like two waffles.


Murasakibara: You can't ha-..You want two of them?


Midorima: So if Akashi gets two waffles, and I get two waffles. *takes 4 waffles* That still leaves eight waffles for you.


Murasakibara: I don't want eight waffles. I want twelve. I want twelve of them.


Midorima: If you can seriously eat all those waffles, I will personally drive you to the store to buy some more waffles.


Murasakibara: I just..I just don't know why you guys get all the waffles.


Akashi: Atsushi, you still have more waffles than Shintaro and I combined.


Murasakibara: They're mine. I got them from the freezer and I put em' on my plate.


Midorima and Akashi: *shaking heads*


Murasakibara: You guys are being selfish.


-at a random business place-


Himuro: So there it is. It's perfect. This commercial is a no brainer for the Willy Waffle company. Your clients are gonna love it.


Willy Waffle man: Oh, no! Yeah, we love the video. Umm.. It's just that..your..ah..your friend there. What's his deal? Is he..is he retarded?


Murasakibara: No, no, no, no, no.  I'm..


Himuro: He..uh..he ate a jellyfish..


Murasakibara: Ate a jellyfish.


Willy Waffle man:  We may wanna recast. It's just a thought.We..we'll talk about it later.


Murasakibara: This commercial's gonna make me famous!


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Also, not mine. Credit to Jeffery Dallas. 

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