Kuroko no Randomness.

Random thingy with Aomine, Kagami, and Kuroko.


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-at Aomine's house-


Kuroko: Aomine-kun, do you have anything to drink?


Aomine: Yeah, in the fridge.


Kuroko: Kagami-kun, could you grab me a glass of malk?


Kagami: There's no malk, but I can get you some milk.


Aomine: That's what he just said.


Kuroko: Yes. I just want some malk.


Kagami: No, you're saying it wrong.  You're saying malk, like it's a disease.


Aomine: *chuckles* How do you say it?


Kagami: I'm saying it the way everyone should say it. Milk. M-i-l-k.


Aomine: Right. Like two percent.


Kuroko: Right. Whole malk.


Kagami: No no no no. Say milkshake.


Kuroko: Milkshake.


Kagami: Okay. Now say milk.


Kuroko: Malk.


Kagami: *huffs* Are you..Are you hearing this?


Aomine: Yeah. The man wants a glass of molk.


Kagami: Molk?


Aomine: Give him the molk baka!


Aomine's dad: Daiki. Inside voices please.


Aomine: Sorry Dad.. My white friends.


Kuroko: I am getting mad Kagami-kun. Pour me a glass of malk.


Kagami: Why are you yelling at me?


Aomine: Just give him the freaking molk!


Kagami: You guys aren't even saying the same thing!


Kuroko: We're all saying malk Kagami-kun.


Kagami: No. *points at Kuroko* You're saying malk. *points to Aomine* You're saying-


Kuroko and Aomine: MALK! MOLK! MAOLK!


Kuroko: MMMALLLLLKKKKK!


Kagami: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT! UP!


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Not my idea. This was basically the words of a youtube video so all rights to Julian Smith. I just found this soo funny.

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