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˚ ₊ ♡ ❰ 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙶𝙸𝚁𝙻 ❱ ˖⋆࿐໋ ⋆
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— in which jude and emily's
daily argument finds itself
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(if you're dry readers this chapter i'm killing elena off at the end.)

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this chapter is heavily inspired by a funny avatar tiktok i saw LAST YEAR (wtf time is going so fast) but i'm so sad bc when i went to look for it the user deleted their account like they were so funny they had twitter memes and everything on there 😭

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chloeranyard npc caption 🤣
↳ emilystyles SHUT UP I WAS JUST AB TO SAY THIS PAHAHAH
↳ masonmount oh my god. jude. you're finished bro.
↳ judebellingham WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE WRONG?????
↳ elenahamilton oh no 😭😭

username4 bitch we need more elena
↳ judebellinghan BRO I POSTED 2 PHOTOS WITH HER FYM??!
↳ username4 2/10 IS THE EQUIVALENT TO 1/5 WHICH IS NOTHING. DO BETTER.
↳ judebellingham ugh 😣

danielarae your dads so cute 🥹
↳ trentarnold66 dilf.
↳ danielarae WOAHH WHAT
↳ judebellingham TRENT. GET BACK ON UR FUCKING LEASH.
↳ jobebellingham BRO MY DADS JUST BEEN CALLED A DILF WTF

madders sheriffs reporting for duty 🫡
↳ jordanhenderson 🫡
↳ judebellingham 🫡
↳ trentarnold66 🫡
↳ aaronramsdale awhhh look!! it's the tuck-in shirt gang xx
↳ levicolwill tuck-in shirt gang actually had me creasing 🤣🤣

declanrice UNRELATED BUT WALKER HAD IT OUT FOR YOU IN ENGLANDS NEW VIDEO ISTG 😭😭😭😭
↳ kylewalker2 what can i say??? i learn from the best! @emilystyles @chloeranyard ❤️
↳ judebellingham ...i'm really not a fan of this pact getting made against me

username8 jobe looks more like jude than jude does himself

centralcee family 1st
↳ emilystyles fuck off then x
↳ rico.lewis crickets. that's all i hear rn.🧍‍♂️
↳ levicolwill mate what 😭
↳ sanchooo10 ik bro is not tryna be best buddies after wanting to get on his girl...
↳ bukayosaka87 the nerve is unreal 🤣🤣

elenahamilton I LOVE YOU!!
↳ judebellingham I LOVE YOU MORE!!
↳ elenahamilton I LOVE YOU MOST!!
↳ masonmount NO ONE GIVES A SHIT!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
↳ username21 MASON. 😭😭

jobebellingham random fact that i want u all to know! today marks the 12 year anniversary of that time i fell off of the swings at a park and this bitch ass kid said to me 'what season is it?? fall?' i pray that he is suffering every single day.
↳ chloeranyard BROS BEEN COUNTING 😭
↳ masonmount that's some shit a young trent would say...
↳ jackgrealish NO WAY 😭😭😭
↳ oliviarodrigo ik that moment will forever be your roman empire 😭
↳ elenahamilton THIS IS SENDING ME
↳ judebellingham u sobbed for days after that stop it was so funny 🤣🤣

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judebellingham oh..
↳ elenahamilton oh?!!?
↳ sanchooo10 man needs some 'me time' 🤣🤣
↳ marcusrashford bluds gonna be taking a cold shower tn 💀

judebellingham my gorgeous girl 🤍
↳ elenahamilton stop you're making me blush 🫣🫣🤭🤭

gioareyna looking good elena!
↳ judebellingham wtf.

chloeranyard UR SO PRETTY WTF
↳ elenahamilton STOP IT IM ADOPTING U UR SO CUTE
↳ trentarnold66 cute... CUTE?!!?!
↳ judebellingham elena be fr that demon is the OPPOSITE of cute 😒
↳ elenahamilton don't talk shit ab my child.

declanrice so no one's gonna talk ab how if chloe was elena's child that makes her and rico incest...
↳ philfoden eh they're broken up
↳ philfoden who cares 🤣
↳ masonmount DONT REMIND ME. 💔💔

aurelientchm elenaaaa 😍
↳ judebellingham ERM????

emilystyles ⭕️💢⭕️💢
↳ jobebellingham WHAT
↳ rico.lewis THATS ACTUALLY CRAZY

tobybishay oh wow 😋
↳ judebellingham back the fuck up.

jackgrealish I HAVE A JOKE AND U BEING IN WATER REMINDED ME OF IT
↳ elenahamilton shoot
↳ jackgrealish OKAY! what did the ocean say to the other ocean?
↳ elenahamilton sea you later?
↳ jackgrealish nothing!!! they just waved!!! did you sea what i did there? 😁
↳ elenahamilton shore!! did you see what i did there? 😆
↳ jackgrealish STOP STEALING MY JOKES U BEACH 🤬🤬🤬
↳ elenahamilton water you saying? 😧

oliviarodrigo DID U ALL KNOW ELENA WAS CUDDLING A CALF EARLIER! it was so cute🥹
↳ elenahamilton MY BABY I MISS HIM!!!
↳ jobebellingham wtf is a calf?
↳ oliviarodrigo it's a baby cow u idiot 🙄
↳ jobebellingham HUH?!! but i thought baby cows were called milfs
↳ emilystyles nah that's ur mom 🤣
↳ jobebellingham FFS. FIRST MY DAD AND NOW MY MUM?? unbelievable.

rodrygogoes loving this 🤩
↳ judebellingham BRO.

szoboszlaidominik szép! 😉
↳ judebellingham .....someone translate this for me rn
↳ trentarnold66 it's means 'pretty' 😁
↳ judebellingham ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME. THE WINK AS WELL? FUCK OFF.
↳ masonmount so no one's gonna question how trent knew that?
↳ trentarnold66 he calls me it all the time x
↳ masonmount ahh makes sense 😭
↳ masonmount wait..
↳ masonmount WHAT?!!!

vinijr parece bom! 🔥🔥
↳ judebellingham FUCK OFF.

oliviarodrigo these comments are making me cry no joke 😭😭
↳ lottiecortez LITERALLY
↳ danielarae they're all messing with him it's so funny
↳ emilystyles ik his hairs gonna be grey after all this
↳ chloeranyard STOPP 😭😭😭

judebellingham ELENA. IF THEY'RE ALL NOT BLOCKED ISTG. GET THEM GONE.
↳ elenahamilton even dom? 🙁🙁🙁
↳ judebellingham girl he's getting blocked first. period.
↳ lottiecortez ooo he sassy w it
↳ danielarae bro threw his handbag across the room 😭😭
↳ oliviarodrigo THE HOOPS ARE OUTTT!!!

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GROUP CHAT
"elena's children😇 (+jude)"

dilfs daughter [ elena hamiltom ]
judalicious [ jude bellingham ]
emmeline [ emily styles ]
lottie my bby [ lottie cortez ]
scouser [ trent alexander arnold ]
mountain [ mason mount ]
roadman [ phil foden ]
babybell [ jobe bellingham ]
liv [ olivia rodrigo ]
super jack [ jack grealish ]
rice cake [ declan rice ]
4'9 merchant [ rico lewis ]
dom [ dominik szoboszlai ]
lee-vai [levi colwill]

dom
tell me why trent just came up to
me and asked 'how's the weather
up there?'

babybell
HE DID IT TO ME TOO

scouser
BRO
UR BOTH SO TALL ITS ACTUALLY
A JOKE
WHAT DID UR MOTHERS FEED U?

dilfs daughter
i like my man a little tall xx

judalicious
awh cute

dilfs daughter
oh this is awkward... bc i was
referring to dom... 😬

judalicious
WHAT

mountain
no need 😭😭

rice cake
i'd hate being really tall
idk why
just seems so exhausting

roadman
innit
lanky ass mfs 💀💀
imagine being over 6ft

babybell
nah what
i'm not having this

judalicious
we literally just breathed and now
we're being violated

dom
#talllivesmatter 💔💔

4'9 merchant
nah
if ur over 5'11 sorry but ur pronouns
are fe/fi/fo/fum

judalicious
listen here u little shit

dilfs daughter
JUDE. THATS UR CHILD UR
TALKING TO.

babybell
if ur under 5'11 sorry but ur pronouns
are oompa/loompa/doompety/doo

emmeline
i got a bad feeling bout you 😝😝

scouser
timothee chalamet is so fine. and
let's talk ab it.

dilfs daughter
EW NO
don't get me wrong the song emily
just sung low-key hits
BUT NO
HES SO UGLY

liv
ARE U FUCKING BLIND?!!!

lottie my bby
no YOU'RE all blind
that man is mid at best 😭😭

lee-vai
is this a bad time to say i get where
trent's coming from?

dilfs daughter
YES.

super jack
trent man
get some better taste

scouser
says the one who has a fetish
for camels 😒

super jack
bitch?
says the one who has a fetish
for PREGNANT women 😒

babybell
AINT NO WAY...

4'9 merchant
😭😭💀

lottie my bby
THATS THE FIRST TIME JACKS
EVER HAD A COMEBACK THAT
ACTUALLY EATED

dilfs daughter
4+4?!?!

roadman
trent just face it
ur boyfriends fucking ugly

scouser
yk what
ik someone who will agree with me
on this
one second

scouser added chloe to the
group!

scouser
timothee chalamet.

chloe
SHUT UP HES THE ACTUAL LOML
OMG DONT GET ME STARTED ON
HIM 😫😫🥵🥵😍😍😍
wait..
wtf is this gc 😭

emmeline
CHLOE MY DARLING

judalicious
fuck.

4'9 merchant
wtf is SHE doing here 🤣

chloe
did someone say something?
🤣🤣

mountain
yeah we're keeping her
sorry rico

dilfs daughter
chloe
as much as i love you
TIMOTHEE CHALAMET IS
NOT FINE.

chloe
WHAT?
YES HE IS ARE U BLIND???
actually wait
nvm
there's no point in arguing with u
ab this
ur dating jude x

judalicious
WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO
MEAN.

chloe
whatever u want it to mean ❤️

rice cake
i'm so living for the agendas against
jude 😭😭

4'9 merchant
timothee is a walking ick

scouser
I CALL BULLSHIT

4'9 merchant
yk what
fuck this
ik someone who can back me up too

4'9 merchant added daniela to
the group!

4'9 merchant
timothee chalamet.

daniela
don't make me throw up he's so ugly
idk what people see in him 🤢🤢🤢
wait
why have i been added to this gc??

rice cake
RIGHT THATS IT.
NO MORE ADDING PEOPLE TO
THE GC.

lee-vai
16 people is madness 😭😭😭

dom
HI DANIELA

daniela
HEY DOM

super jack
SHUT UP
IS THAT DANIELA???!

mountain
DANIELA WE MISS YOUUUUU

judalicious
no way
SHES BACK EVERYONE
I REPEAT
DANIELA RAE LEWIS IS BACK 🗣️
🗣️‼️‼️📢📢

daniela
yeah hey again 😭😭
missed you all sooo much xx

dilfs daughter
bye bc why have i just arranged a
date for our wedding??

daniela
nah fr?
i was wondering why i had a dress
picked out all of a sudden 🤯

emmeline
trent
look who it is!!!

scouser
i hate you so much emmeline it's
actually crazy.

emmeline
don't call me that.

daniela
hi trent

scouser
hey dani

babybell
yep
the tears are falling

rice cake
sorry but if they're staying in this gc
they need a nickname
everyone has one

chloe
dom doesn't have one??

dom
i'm too sexy for a nickname

dilfs daughter
at least he's self aware 🤭🥰

judalicious
ELENA.
WHAT THE FUCK.

liv
she is wildddd today 😭😭😭

scouser
omg
i've got a good nickname

scouser changed 'chloe' to 'chlo
bird' !

chlo bird
seriously 😐
out of all the names in the world u
chose that 😐

scouser
ITS CUTE 🥹🥹🥹🥹
i used to call u it when u were little

4'9 merchant
well in that case then

4'9 merchant changed 'daniela'
to 'dani bear' !

dani bear
oh ffs
rico
u haven't called me that in years

4'9 merchant
oh well 🤪

emmeline
since we're on the topic of changing
names
if someone doesn't change this gc
name istg
it's getting boring now

judalicious
tf are YOU gonna do ab it 😭😭

dilfs daughter
oh no
here they go

emmeline
beat ur ass just like last time 🥱

rice cake
guys it's not even noon
can we not do this AGAIN.

roadman
nah nah
let them at it
it's funny as fuck

judalicious
i'll pull up to ur crib emily, no
problem 🤣

dani bear
can't you two save this for another
day??
chloe and i have just joined the gc
and i wanna throw us a welcome
party 😔😔😔😔

dilfs daughter
omg
that's such a good idea

scouser
yeah listen to dani

mountain
jude leave the death threats towards
emily until the afternoon at least

babybell
not trent being a simp at 11 in the
morning 💀

scouser
what?!
i'm not simping

lee-vai
'yeah listen to dani 🥺' goofy ahh

super jack
no need for that 😭

emmeline
a simp just like his soon to be bald
headed bestie xx

scouser
OH SHIT

judalicious
WDYM 'OH SHIT' U NOT EVEN
GONNA BACK ME UP????

emmeline
he can back u up outside of elena's
room 🤣

dilfs daughter
WHY IS IT ALWAYS MY ROOM

liv
remember when they shattered
your windows throwing forks at
each other 😭😭

dom
THAT WAS SO FUNNY

chlo bird
why are u all at a hotel?
don't u live in like million quid
mansions?

mountain
we're all watching elena's show tmr
night bc it's her last one of the year
so we're staying in a hotel together

dani bear
awhh
that's so cute tho

babybell
emily...

emmeline
listen jobe i've gotta set him straight

lottie my bby
wait...
do you guys hear that?

dilfs daughter
it sounds like someone's knocking
on a door down the hall...

judalicious
ITS ME BITCH.
PULL UP.

4'9 merchant
ain't no way 😭😭😭😭😭

babybell
jude bro knock it off
ur gonna wake our mum and dad up

chlo bird
aweee are you and ickle judeypoo not
allowed to go anywhere without your
mummy and daddy 🥺🥺

babybell
THEY WANTED TO WATCH ELENAS
SHOW AS WELL.
STFU.

emmeline
hold up i'm coming outside
let me get my knife rq

dilfs daughter
a KNIFE??!!!

dani bear
someone film this and send it to
me straight away

scouser
dw i got you

4'9 merchant
ofc you do

scouser
what?

4'9 merchant
what?

lottie my bby
EMILY DONT U DARE

super jack
DONT LISTEN TO HER EMILY
LISTEN TO THIS GUY!!!

babybell
jobe u best get ur flat ass back to
our room rn i'm not playing

dilfs daughter
flat???
really???
that's the word u went for???

liv
literally
he's got a bigger ass than me

super jack
that's not saying much 🥰

liv
EXCUSE ME?

lee-vai
NO WAY DID HE JUST SAY
THAT 😭

chlo bird
now me personally...

emmeline
@judalicious i see u

judalicious
good

emmeline is offline!

judalicious is offline!

dani bear
see idk ab u guys but if i was there
i'd be following them to make sure
they didn't kill each other

dilfs daughter
nah
they'll be fine 🥰🥰

babybell
...

super jack
...

lottie my bby
...

mountain
...

roadman
...

lee-vai
...

dom
...

4'9 merchant
...

dilfs daughter
...

liv
...

scouser
...

rice cake
...
WHY THE FUCK CAN I HEAR
GLASS BREAKING.

dilfs daughter
..oh shit.

babybell is offline!
super jack is offline!
lottie my bby is offline!
mountain is offline!
roadman is offline!
lee-vai is offline!
dom is offline!
4'9 merchant is offline!
dilfs daughter is offline!
liv is offline!
scouser is offline!
rice cake is offline!

chlo bird
THAT DOESNT LOOK GOOD 😭

dani bear
ffs 😭

(half an hour later)

dilfs daughter
...

dom
...

chlo bird
what's with the dot dot dot?

scouser
ellipses*

chlo bird
stfu*

babybell
mum and dad just got done yelling
at jude
never laughed so hard in my life 😭

mountain
I COULD HEAR IT FROM DOWN
THE HALL

roadman
bro i already know emily's mum
bouta go feral on her 🤣🤣

emmeline
nah bc tell me why my mum just
gave me the 'i'm so disappointed
in you' speech and called it a day

[email protected]
WHAT?!
man that's so unfair

dilfs daughter
HOPE?!
WHAT THE FUCK?!

dani bear
DONT TELL ME THATS JESSES
DAUGHTER.

lee-vai
ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE PAHAHAH

super jack
HOPE???

rice cake
oh no
jessie's gonna kill us

mountain
OKAY.
OWN UP RN.
WHO INVITED A CHILD INTO
THE GC.

[email protected]
guys RELAX it's ME
mum and dad took my phone
then omw back i found hope sat on
the stairs and had to bribe her with
skittles to let me use her ipad smh

chlo bird
nah bro couldn't even get a trap
phone he had to get a whole ass
trap IPAD 😭

dilfs daughter
TRAP IPAD 😭

babybell
NAHH💀

4'9 merchant
trap ipad is crazy💀💀

rice cake
that's what u get for waking up the
entire hotel for a silly squabble

[email protected]
squabble?
why u talking like ur in the before
times bro

rice cake
now i KNOW ur not talking when
ronnie had to be the one TO PULL
U BOTH APART

lottie my bby
PLEASE THAT SHIT WAS SO
FUNNY

roadman
MY KID IS NOT EVEN UP TO MY
WAIST AND HE WAS ABLE TO
BREAK U APART??

dom
WITHOUT A SINGLE SCRATCH
ON HIM AS WELL 😭😭😭

dilfs daughter
honestly didn't even know ronnie
was that strong
ngl i was very impressed when he
rugby tackled jude to the ground

liv
please that mans beef with ronnie
is SO FUNNY 😭

emmeline

someone get bro a facial asap 🤢

dilfs daughter
NAH
THAT PHOTO ISNT EVEN BAD I
SWEAR

chlo bird
oh girl..
ur WHIPPED whipped 😭

mountain
ABSOLUTE VIO

babybell
nah 😭
u caught bro on an off day mums

emmeline
baby brother jobe always coming
to the rescue
bro u can't even defend THAT

liv
oh my
what am i looking at rn...

[email protected]
DELETE THAT PICTURE RIGHT
NOW WTF
WHERE DID U EVEN GET IT??

lee-vai
emi send it to me when u have
the chance please

emmeline
i will later dw
and it don't matter where tf i got
it from what matters is the fact u
glare like ur daddy
and that ain't no compliment 🤷‍♀️

[email protected]
oh HELL NAH ur bringing up my
dad now???

babybell
don't even tell me ur ab to go for
round two...

roadman
MORE FIGHTING
YES

[email protected]
jobe she insulted our DAD
imma have to do SOMETHING to
get her to stfu

chlo bird
yeah idk ab u but emily's my spirit
animal
so i'm on her side x

dilfs daughter
jude my love have u forgotten the
fact that ur GROUNDED?!

[email protected]
tbf they didn't specify what kind of
GROUND my feet had to be on 🤷‍♂️

scouser
tf does that mean 😭

dom
yeah i really don't like the sound
of that...

rice cake
JUDE WHY HAVE I JUST HEARD
U LEAVE UR ROOM

dani bear
ain't no way he actually wants more
smoke 😭😭😭😭

[email protected]
imma head over to this cunts room
since she wanna talk shit

lottie my bby
how did u even escape from ur
room i can't 😭

babybell
OMDS
JUDE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
FALL BACK NOW
IM SUPPOSED TO BE MAKING
SURE U DONT LEAVE

[email protected]
dw i got this
it's gonna be real quick as long as
emily and her dumb ass egomania
condition apologises for making
fun of my dad

lee-vai
emily and her dumb ass WHAT
now... 😨

dilfs daughter
JUDE VICTOR WILLIAM
BELLINGHAM.

super jack
wait i'm lost
what does egomania mean?

liv
of course u don't know 😑

4'9 merchant
see me personally emily
i wouldn't be taking that level of
disrespect, but that's just me x

scouser

emmeline
OH?
so that's how it's gonna be? 🤣

[email protected]
yeah bitch
let's see how u like it when i bring
MY knife.

liv
NO
WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN

roadman
WTF
YES WE ARE

dani bear
SOMEONE FILM IT AGAIN FOR
ME PLEASE 🥰🥰🥰🥰
liked by scouser!

emmeline
didn't even bring my knife bc i
don't need it to beat ur ass for
a THIRD time 🥱
DEFINITELY don't need it to
rip ur overrated hair from ur
wonky ass hardline 🤣🤣

mountain
ENOUGH 😭😭😭😭

babybell
😭😭
okay i may be laughing but jude
istg get back here
IM NOT EVEN JOKING

rice cake
pause
i can see them

chlo bird
WHATS GOING ON???

dom
they're not even fighting they're
just talking
i think they made up

dilfs daughter
THANK GOD.
finally we can put their silly little
arguments behind us once and
for all 🙏🏾

babybell
i second that notation if it means
JUDITH gets his ass back to our
room like RIGHT NOW 😐

roadman
ur all no fun
i was waiting for them to start
throwing hands 😔

[email protected]
bro it's cool now we're not fighting
anymore i swear

emmeline
yeah we're actually sorry for all that
guys like fr🙏
i promise to take u all out to lunch
somewhere when jude gets himself
ungrounded

dilfs daughter
not you sugar mommying us

mountain
it's giving sarah cameron x

lee-vai
no one:
emily:

lottie my bby
BRO 😭

babybell
THANKS EMMELINE

emmeline
😐
call me emmeline one more time
and istg.

4'9 merchant
NOPE
NO MORE ARGUMENTS TODAY
PLEASE

super jack
can we put in requests for where
we want u to take us?
bc i really wanna go nando's

roadman
nah i say we just go maccies

liv
really?!
i was thinking arby's

dilfs daughter
what the fuck is an arby's?

liv
oh shit
i forgot i'm the only american
nvm guys
they don't have it here in the uk

rice cake
nah hold up
lemme search this shit up

(one minute later)

rice cake
LIV??
WHAT THE FUCK 😭

super jack
i know my girl did not just request
us to eat THAT.
😭😭😭

emmeline
📢 WE HAVE THE MEATS 📢

dilfs daughter
STOPP IM CRYING

mountain
WHO TF WANTS TO GO AND
GET FOOD POISINING AT A
PLACE LIKE THAT??

liv
hot bitches like me
that's who

dani bear
don't get me wrong
ur so hot
but...
bby arby's is NOT the move. 😆

scouser
i'm ashamed to be half american
now
AND ITS ALL UR FAULT LIV 🤬

[email protected] 
BRO.
THEIR MEAT LOOKS LIKE ITS
STILL ALIVE.

dom
looks like that shits gonna eat my
insides if i put it in my mouth

lee-vai
not the still alive meat 😭💀

4'9 merchant
liv
in the most disrespectful and rudest
way possible
no one's gonna wanna get poisoned
by that nasty ass shit 😭

liv
ITS SO GOOD
WTF
U ALL HAVE NO TASTE!!!

scouser
WHAT TYPE OF DRUGS HAVE
YOU POSSESSED??
THEIR MEAT LOOKS LIKE ITS
AB TO EAT ME.
HELL NO.

chlo bird
carnivorous ass meat 🗣️‼️

[email protected] 
NAHHH

dilfs daughter
CHLOE STOP 😭😭😭😭

rice cake
MAN SAID CARNIVOROUS ASS
MEAT
AINT NO WAY 😭😭

emmeline
WHERE HAS THIS GIRL BEEN
ALL MY LIFE

babybell
PAHAHAHAHAHAH

liv
okay fine
we won't go to arby's then
you're all so rude 😒
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