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— in which the group sit down
and decide to read fanfics about
each other (it was not fun!!)
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if ur dry readers this chapter i'm deleting ALL my books.

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username4 DID HE JUST QUOTE A LIL TJAY SONG 😭😭😭😭

username21 i ain't know my boy jude was messy like that 😭🙏

masonmount ew happy couple

masonmount TRIGGER WARNING PEOPLE IN LOVE ‼️‼️‼️‼️ TRIGGER WARNING PEOPLE IN LOVE 🚨🚨🚨🚨

masonmount die pls
↳ judebellingham good evening to you too, kind sir! 🥰
↳ masonmount STFU.

mileshamilton fuck you looking at the phone for when my beautiful sisters looking at you like you're her entire world
↳ elenahamilton what do you want.
↳ mileshamilton the new iphone please 🤗
↳ elenahamilton NO.

jobebellingham eated 🔥🗣️
liked by creator
↳ jobebellingham nah wtf i take it back now bc who are you to think you're too big and famous to not reply to YOUR OWN BROTHER.
↳ judebellingham oh shut up 😭

rico.lewis leaving ur child at home is crazy
↳ judebellingham stfu
↳ judebellingham babysitter says it should've been ur bedtime an hour ago! ❤️
↳ rico.lewis I DONT NEED A BABYSITTER.

username9 quoting a lil tjay song in the caption ain't no way 🤣🤣🙏

username4 NAHH HE ICONIC FOR THIS

emilystyles bro thinks he's mysterious with that last pic
↳ chloeranyard def posted it and said "the girls will love this one 🤣🤣💯💯"
↳ judebellingham ur both getting blocked.

username3 more pics of elena pls xx

declanrice CAPTION?? 😭
↳ judebellingham yeah x

mileshamilton also fuck off you knob
↳ judebellingham wtf why
↳ mileshamilton DID YOU HAVE TO SCORE THAT WINNER AGAINST BARCA????? UR SO FUCKING SELFISH 😡😡😡
↳ hctorforrt_ word.
↳ pablogavi word 2.
↳ joaofelix79 word 3.
↳ pedri word 4.
↳ _ferminlopez word 5.
↳ lamineyamal word 6.
↳ jkeey4 word 7.
↳ jpcancelo word 8.
↳ mileshamilton WTF HI OMGG UR ALL SO FINE AND I AINT EVEN GAY
↳ mileshamilton bend me over when 🤣🙏
↳ danielarae MILES.

username5 why are there more pics of you than elena...
↳ judebellingham i'm only human after all 
↳ judebellingham i'm only human after all 
↳ judebellingham don't put the blame on me
↳ judebellingham don't put the blame on me
↳ levicolwill man stfu 😭😭😭

elenahamilton i love you 💝💞💕💘💖💗💓
↳ judebellingham omg!! same 🥰❤️‼️💯💌
↳ masonmount OH SO U WANT ME TO DIE. JUST LIKE THAT.
↳ danielarae MASON LEAVE THEM ALONE.

szoboszlaidominik so cool!
↳ elenahamilton hey x
↳ judebellingham oh ffs

username69 not jude casually dropping a lil tjay lyric in the caption 😭
↳ judebellinghan did it for you queen
↳ emilystyles petition to have username69 join our gc??
↳ oliviarodrigo OH MY GOD YESS

username02 bye this ate

username8 JUST ONE CHANCE ELENA PLS PLS PLS PLS
↳ judebellingham beg

trentarnold66 so cool bf 🥰🤗😚
↳ andyrobertson94 what..
↳ szoboszlaidominik oh !!
↳ k.mbappe trent?? 😔
↳ judebellingham ERM WTF.
↳ bukayosaka87 ohhh trent you're in big trouble now 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
↳ danielarae damn right he is.
↳ trentarnold66 SHIT.

username56 help idk who i want more

username33 PARENTS

nisaperkins🧎🏽‍♀️
↳ judebellingham i thought i blocked you..
↳ rico.lewis FUCK OFF U CUNT
↳ emilystyles get UPP 🩼
↳ declanrice EMILY 😭😭😭😭
↳ szoboszlaidominik didn't elena get rid of you ages ago? 
↳ trentarnold66🧎🏽‍♀️🏌🏽 not today satan
↳ elenahamilton tf? 🤣🤣
↳ masonmount not nisa local coming back for round 50 💀 (she lost all 49 before)

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GROUP CHAT
"elena's children😇 (+jude)"

dilfs daughter [ elena hamilton ]
judalicious [ jude bellingham ]
emmeline [ emily styles ]
lottie my bby [ lottie cortez ]
scouser [ trent alexander arnold ]
mountain [ mason mount ]
roadman [ phil foden ]
babybell [ jobe bellingham ]
liv [ olivia rodrigo ]
super jack [ jack grealish ]
rice cake [ declan rice ]
4'9 merchant [ rico lewis ]
dom [ dominik szoboszlai ]
lee-vai [levi colwill]
chlo bird [chloe ranyard]
dani bear [daniela rae lewis] 
dilfs son [miles hamilton]

judalicious
@scouser you never told me you
were a dancer?

scouser
wait what
jude mate i think you've got the
wrong person
i don't dance 😭

dilfs daughter
okay chad calm down

dilfs son
CHAD AND RYAN WERE GAY AND
I DONT DANCE WAS A GAY SONG.
AND LETS TALK ABOUT IT.

judalicious
NO 😡
let's talk about my man trent and his
amazing dance moves !!
#dancemomsiscalling 🤗🤗

scouser
WTF ARE U TALKING ABT
I DONT DANCE????

judalicious

ohh really 🤨

dilfs daughter, dani bear, and 13 others
saved this video!

scouser
WHAT THE FUCK

dilfs daughter
HELP ME

roadman
AINT NO WAY 😭😭😭

scouser
JUDE
DELETE THAT RN
OH MY GOD
ANGELM4RIE U BETTER HIDE
BITCH
IM COMINF FOR U

liv
LMFOAOAOAOA

mountain
BYE THATS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY
TO IMAGINE HIM DOING IRL

emmeline
the sickled feet 😖

rice cake
bottom of the pyramid for u 😭🙏

chlo bird
WHO EVEN WAKES UP ONE DAY
AND DECIDES YEAH IM GONNA
MAKE AN EDIT OF DREAD HEAD
TRENT DANCING??? 😭

dani bear
DREAD HEAD TRENT.

chlo bird
...yes dread head trent
that's what i said

dani bear
STOP.

chlo bird
STOP WHAT???
MF I LITERALLY BREATHED

dani bear
DREAD HEAD TRENT 😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

chlo bird
oh
nvm guys!!
false alarm!!
shes just in mourning❤️

mountain
DANI
UR SO REAL FOR MOURNING
OVER DREAD HEAD TRENT

roadman
bring back dread head trent 🗣️🗣️
🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

scouser
wtf
i was literally so depressed atp
in my life
no thanks

dilfs daughter
oh

rice cake
erm

babybell
that's just made this a little bit
awkward

dilfs son
omg!
same king🥰
the dreads were not an era

liv
guys stop
i hate depressed convos

super jack is online!

super jack
HEY EVERYONE

emmeline
THERE U FUCKING ARE.

super jack
oh no
what did i do now
omg
no
emily i promise it wasn't me who
eated ur doughnut!! 😇😇😇😇

emmeline
wtf
i wasn't on abt that
WAIT.
U ATE MY DOUGHNUT???

super jack
eated*
AND NO
WTF
I JUST SAID I DIDNT

emmeline
BITCH PLS
LIKE I BELIEVE THAT FOR A
SECOND

dilfs daughter
EMILY
STOP GOING OFF TOPIC HERE

emmeline
SHIT
SORRY

liv
and what exactly IS our topic?

dilfs son
YOU.

liv
oh

lee-vai
AND JACK.

liv
bye

judalicious
DONT RUN FROM US BITCH
WE KNOW ITS TRUE
AND U KEEP AVOIDING THE
SUBJECT

liv
what subject 🥰

rice cake
@super jack what do you have to
say about this?

super jack
🤐

rice cake
what the fuck

dilfs daughter
jack?

super jack
🤐

roadman
JACK.

super jack
🤐

scouser
MATE UR USUALLY CALLING
EVERYONE OUT BY NOW
WHY ARE U SO QUIET

super jack
🤐

chlo bird
GASP.
OLIVIA. U TRAINED HIM TO BE
SILENT. DIDNT U.

liv
i have no idea what you're talking
about 😇🤗

4'9 merchant
AINT NO WAY 😭😭😭😭

babybell
she got jack to be silent?
respect 🫡

mountain
JOLIVIA 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

dilfs daughter
LIV MY GIRL
WE ALREADY ALL KNOW

liv
know whattt 😆😆

lottie my bby
OLIVIA.

judalicious
awhh
i love how everyone is just slowly
getting together
me and lena
trent and dani
chloe and rico (in my delusions)  
and now liv and jack! 🤗

rice cake
what about jobe and emily...

judalicious
FUCK NO.

dom
jack!
are you and olivia together?

super jack
🤐

dilfs daughter
i hope u both realise that jack being
silent has just gave u away bc that's
so unlike him...

chlo bird
sigh
jolivia were always my otp 

liv
bitch.
chico is my otp!! 🥰🤗😆

chlo bird
WTF
EW
GIRL DONT MAKE ME THROW
UP 🤢🤮

4'9 merchant
never imagine me with that thing
ever again pls 🤣🤣🤣🤣

chlo bird
EXCUSE ME?!

scouser
nah what
don't call her a thing man that's so
uncalled for

dani bear
rico 🤦🏽‍♀️

lee-vai
GUYS NO
STOP
OLIVIA WANTS US TO GO OFF
TOPIC AND ITS WORKING
DONT FALL FOR HER ANTICS
AND START ARGUING

liv
LEVI U BEST STAY QUIET IF U
KNOW WHATS BEST FOR U.

dilfs son
GASP
SO HES NOT WRONG THEN?! 

dom
I KNEW IT

liv
fuck.

mountain
i literally caught u and jack kissing
two hours ago idk why so ur acting
like this is such a secret 😭😭

rice cake
WHAT

dani bear
OMG
OMG
OMG
MY BABIES

liv
MASON
WHAT THE FUCK
SHUT UP
U DIRTY WHORE

mountain
gasp
did u just trent shame me??

scouser
BITCH?!

dilfs daughter
WE DID IT GUYS
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED WHOOP
WHOOP
WE GOT OLIVIA TO ADMIT JOLIVIA
IS REAL 

emmeline
🥳😋🥰😍😌😉😏🎊

roadman
^ me rn

chlo bird 
does this mean we can have a
party to celebrate????

lottie my bby
girl
why do u want a party so bad
u got some boys to pull? 😏

chlo bird
no
i just love alcohol❤️

super jack
sigh
that's so real

liv
JACK.
I DIDNT SAY YOU COULD START
TALKING YET.

super jack
🤐

babybell
fucking simp 😭😭😭😭

dilfs daughter
awh bless them
it's cute tho

rice cake
oh no
@mountain there's another
couple in the gc!

mountain
fml.

mountain is offline!

emmeline
HELP

scouser
poor boy 😭

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"hey guys!" elena waved at her camera as the video slowly faded in on the friend group crowded in her bedroom. that friend group consisting of her, jude, trent, jobe, emily, rico, dom, and miles, because all the others refused to film this video with her when she explained what they would be doing.

"i'm ready to read about trent's boypussy again," laughed jude, the room going silent as the meme "oh! that's not-!" played over the video.

"excuse me?" questioned trent.

"sigh. that's so real."

"DOM-?!"

CUT TO INTRO (BAD HABBIT BY STEVE LACY SPED UP VERSION AS INTRO MUSIC)

"yes, you saw the title right," elena grinned as she clapped her hands together, sat in between miles and jude, trent on jude's other side with dominik next to miles, then emily, jobe, and rico sat on the floor in front of them. "tonight we are going to be reading fanfics about each other!"

"i already know my fangirls have done me good," emily smirked, winking at the camera.

"can't relate," jobe cringed. "my only fanfics are probs just typos when they've spelt jude's name wrong."

"but you're the better bellingham?"

"bitch?" jude snapped his head towards rico with a glare, causing him to go quiet as emily pushed him behind her, glaring right back at jude.

jobe blew rico a kiss. "love you bae!"

"okay, let's not," elena quickly stopped them, and turned back towards the camera. "we decided the best place to do this one would be ao3 as me and emily refuse to go on wattpad after last time."

"what happened last time?"

"emily fell in love with an alpha daddy."

edited crickets played over the video as the group simultaneously snapped their heads towards said girl in confusion.

"those smut scenes were awful," she cringed, and closed her eyes to try and erase the memory.

"i didn't know jobe was an alpha daddy?"

edited jaws music played over the video as emily slowly turned her head towards jude, whose eyes widened in fear as he jumped up and tried to run away, only for the video to then pause as the text 'pussy🤣🤣🤣🤣' popped up next to his face as loud laughter sounded over the photo.

CUT SCENE

"i say we get it over and done with and start with jude," elena sighed, and everyone nodded as she typed his name into ao3. "okay, the first one that pops up is- oh my god! it's an enemies to lovers! we're so reading this!"

"what's it about?" jude leaned over her shoulder to look, reading the description. "lulu, barca's golden girl, absolutely despises jude, madrids golden boy, with a burning passion. that feeling was mutual — but overtime, could their hate eventually turn into the overwhelming feel of love?..."

"..."

the room fell silent, and everyone glanced at elena for her reaction as her eye started twitching.

"sorry lena, but why does that low-key sound so good?" emily asked, looking and laughing to see elena's jaw clenching in anger.

"this is going to ruin enemies to lovers for me i can already feel it," elena sulked, and rico snatched her phone off of her as he clicked on the story, cackling when he scrolled to chapter one.

"oh wait there's a smut scene... what the fuck... it's angry sex..."

edited crickets played over elena's silence as she snatched the phone from jude.

"fucking punk ass bitch," elena muttered. "stupid angry sex. fuck that shit. enemies to lovers sucks anyways. next fic!" she ranted as the words 'lulu. i'm onto you bitch.' popped up on the screen.

CUT SCENE

"we're not reading anymore jude fics because lena will kill someone," trent explained. "so i found the next best thing!"

"what is it?"

"an emilena stylilton fic!"

emily and elena slowly looked at each other whilst jude clenched his jaw and looked over towards the blonde, his eyes squinting.

"bye i'm reading it," trent laughed, scamming his eyes over the text as he frowned. "okay, i'm sorry, but emily is not a top!"

"bitch what?" emily frowned. "i'm literally such a top."

"well no you're not because no way in hell would i bottom to someone just under four inches shorter than me," elena frowned, and emily blinked at her silently as she took in her words.

"right," the blonde stated.

"in other words, jobe. emmeline wants you to rail her-!"

"-RICO-!"

CUT SCENE

"technical difficulties guys! but we read over the fic and had to separate jude and emily because he kept trying to punch her," elena awkwardly smiled. "and then everyone was getting mad because this weird bitch called kam kept violating me any chance she could, so jude started screaming curse words at my camera i don't think i'm allowed to repeat!"

"i stand my what i said," jude shrugged carelessly. "and she kept trying to act innocent? like the bitch just wants me to put on a wig and fight her."

"JUDE."

CUT SCENE

"i found a jobe fic!"

"that's surprising," teased miles, causing jobe to deadpan at him as dominik whistled.

"the girls called kali," elena explained, opening up the fic and finally beginning to read one. "oh shit... wait what? why has it randomly just put me to the last chapter?"

"oh my god! yes, read the last chapter!" shouted trent, and everyone crowded around to listen to elena as she cleared her throat.

"jobe, i have something to tell you' said kali as she played around with her fingers. 'whatever it is you know i'll support you, baby' replied jobe softly, he lifted up her chin so she was looking at him," elena read out loud, and the video zoomed in as emily's face scrunched up in disgust.

"this is cute," smiled jobe.

"i don't know how to say this' she sighed, and right at that moment did jude walk into the room as they held intense eye contact. jobe frowned. 'kali what's going on?' he asked, darting his eyes between them both as his eyes widened. kali bit her lip, struggling to admit it out loud," elena continued.

dominik gasped. "shut up."

"don't tell me..." rico whispered, a smile tugging at his lips, and his question was soon answered.

"sorry jobe, i want jude instead' said kali..." elena read slowly, and that was when the chaos began as rico and emily fell to the floor laughing.

"JUDE YOU FUCKING SLAG!" jobe screamed out loud as he pointed his finger at his brother in fury, standing up to square up to him.

"DON'T POINT YOUR FINGER AT ME!" shouted jude, and the video cut to the famous dance moms argument between kelly and abby, the words "get your finger out of my face!" playing right over the top of their faces before going back to normal.

"fine," jobe agreed monotonously, before slowly raising his middle finger at his brother.

"OHH PUT IT DOWN!"

CUT SCENE

"rico's turn!" jude cheered loudly, miles and jobe starting to hype up their friend as he hid his face behind his pillow in embarrassment. "just click on the first one that pops up, there wont be many to chose from anyways."

"bitch?" rico frowned as he stood up to advance towards jude, but dom dragged him back down.

"now see me personally i wouldn't be having that," trent instigated, raising his hands in surrender as emily turned to him and giggled.

"here's one!" elena shouted once she had typed his name in, looking over at rico. "it's about you and a girl called cj- oh, that's weird. for some reason it's only got one chapter," she frowned.

"i like the name cj," rico shrugged. "click on it, i'm intrigued now."

"alright," elena shrugged her shoulders. "wait what? it's only two hundred words. reeks are you sure you wanna read this one?"

"positive," rico nodded, leaning his head on trent's shoulder as they moved in closer to try and catch a look at the chapter on elena's phone, who began to read it out loud.

"you're all i've ever wanted, you know that right? i would kill for you, rico' revealed cj as she wrapped her arms around her boy, pulling him in close and placing a kiss on his lips, 'no one can ever try and get in between us' she continued," elena read out, and jobe widened his eyes.

"sounds to me like you're just a doormat for this cj girl," he whistled.

"i'd be a doormat for anyone called cj," emily said monotonously. "it's such a hot name for a girl."

"on god," agreed rico.

"i love you, cj' said rico as he looked at his girl and took in all of her beauty- wait, this fic is actually so sweet though considering it's short," elena smiled, holding a hand to her heart. "rico, you best go find your cj in real life and marry her."

"girl what? i'm right here!" laughed jobe.

"okay and what if i want to be rico's cj?"

"FUCK OFF MILES! STUPID HOMEWRECKER!"

"speaking of homewreckers," elena pursed her lips and she began reading again. "over in the distance, trent and daniela's conversation was cut short by a random bitch walking towards them."

"no..." gasped dominik.

"hi i'm called sem and i love to get in the way of cj and rico! said the bitch," elena read out loud, and everyone went silent as they took in her words.

"that felt aimed."

"rico, my boy, don't let this sem bitch get in the way of you and your girl!" miles hyped him up, slapping him on his shoulders as rico rolled his eyes.

"ew, we don't stan homewreckers up here in this household," emily cringed.

"yeah, miles."

"shut up jobe!"

"i know! poor cj," elena shook her head, before her eyes widened as she read the next part of the book. "oh... never mind! cj's fine! turns out she smashed sem's head into a brick wall and made her bite the curb, and then she and rico got married and lived happily ever after!"

the group went silent.

"crazy girls on top," rico cheered.

"go back to chloe then."

rico slowly looked at jude, his left eye twitching in anger. edited shocked gasps played over the top of the groups expressions as they actually deepened what jude had just said.

"get in, chico!" jobe raised his hands and clapped, only to be silenced by the feeling of rico shoving a pillow over his face, practically suffocating him.

"i don't think cj will allow that..." elena trailed off, before putting her phone down. "okay! enough of that story before i grow even more concerned and call the police!"

"fuck you sem!" trent shouted.

"we love you cj!" agreed domi.

"THEY AREN'T EVEN REAL?"

"for a scene that specific, sorry but something must have happened in the real world for cj to even write that," elena explained, and everyone nodded to her words before turning to the camera and shouting at the same time:

"FUCK YOU SEM!"

CUT SCENE

"okay... guys i'm sorry but why are all the dom fics just fics of him and trent?" elena questioned as she scrolled through his hashtag. "and they're all alpha fics, what the fuck."

"i say we read one," rico laughed.

"okay," elena shrugged, clicking on a random fanfic and starting to read it. "alpha, please! trent begged, laid sprawled out across the bed as dominik slowly inserted his fingers in- yeah fuck that."

"what the fuck," stated jude.

"i need bleach for my ears," miles complained, his eyes tightly shut as emily covered his ears, her face bright in amusement as she glanced between trent and dominik.

"...wait read it again-!"

"DOM-?!"

CUT SCENE

"there's so many to chose from for trent, but most are just one chapter porn fics," elena cringed, and dominik's head popped up.

"just read one of them!" he said.

everyone blinked at him silently.

"uh— i mean... you can click on one of you want. i don't really care," dominik corrected himself, and jude pursed his lips at him as he widened his eyes and looked away.

"whatever, just read one of them," emily said, trent cringing awkwardly as he laid back in his chair and waited for the pain to begin.

"here, i'll read it," jude took the phone off of elena, and started scrolling for a book as he stopped at a random one. "this one's called birthday smut, that okay?"

"birthday sex!" cheered emily.

"fuck my life, man," trent stuffed his face in his hands as jude clicked on the book.

"kali...' said trent, breathlessly as he laid down against their bed-" jude read out loud, his face brightening up in amusement once he started reading over the rest of the text silently.

"why are all these girls called kali?" rico asked in confusion, interrupting the story as they all went silent in agreement.

"i don't know, she must be a famous slag in the football industry or something," jude shrugged, before continuing with the story. "what is it you want, trent?' kali giggled. and he replied almost immediately, 'you' he said. 'well hurry up then!' urged kali."

"don't let dani see this," jobe joked, only for trent's eyes to widen in alarm at the sheer thought.

"he pulled out his nine inch dic- alright dude. what the flip," jude stopped himself from carrying on as trent grinned devilishly. "phrases like this help me remember that this isn't real."

"...what's that supposed to mean?" trent snapped his head towards jude, frowning.

"nine inches is crazy," emily shook her head.

"i know right! it's eleven," trent cheekily winked at the camera, laughing out loud as everyone groaned out in disgust whilst elena leant over and smacked him on the back of his head.

"that's so disgusting," jobe cringed, before moving closer towards jude and the phone. "now carry on, i'm getting invested."

"she saw trent staring at her in silence, and raised her eyebrows expectantly, 'yes?' she asked. 'please kali-!' trent begged-" jude read out, and the group fell to the floor in laughter as they glanced at trent, whose face was raging in fury as he stood up and angrily pointed at the phone.

"WHY ARE THEY MAKING ME BEG FOR IT? DO I LOOK LIKE A BOTTOM TO YOU?"

"do you want the honest answer to that or?" miles trailed off, sending him a look of bewilderment.

"sorry but if the ao3 authors write you as a bottom, you're a bottom," jobe explained, and the group all nodded in agreement with him, besides trent, who was still raging angrily.

"on a real note though can we drop this fic?" rico asked. "i'm low-key traumatised."

"i'm not."

"DOM-?!"

CUT SCENE

"now we all collectively agree trent is a bottom-!"

"-NO I'M NOT"

"do you want me to call dani?"

"...you may continue," trent ignored her question and motioned for elena to carry on with what she was saying, gaining a grossed-out look from rico.

"whatever, shut up, now it's time for miles," elena said, looking towards her brother. "but the public have only known you for like two months now, so don't get upset if you have less fics."

miles shook his head. "i don't care."

elena then typed his name into her phone, and the group fell silent as soon as his tag came up. trent's jaw dropped open in shock, rico and jobe grabbing onto one another as they looked over at miles with clear jealously written on their faces.

"200K?!"

"that's just not even funny," jude shook his head, and they watched in silence as miles smirked and winked at the camera.

CUT SCENE

"okay hold up. this first ones description is, when anisa must figure out who her heart lies with, jobe and his love she already has, or miles and his love she craves," elena read out, her eyes widening.

"damn, a love triangle?" trent wondered.

jobe snapped his head towards miles in anger. "are you stealing my girl?"

"oh please. i steal everyone's girl, don't go thinking you're special," miles rolled his eyes with a wave of his hand, laughing in disbelief.

"the name anisa sounds awfully close to you know who..." jude muttered, and the video zoomed in on the glare that casted across elena's face.

"hey! you leave anisa alone! for all we know she could be a sweetheart!" miles defended her, and dominik nodded in agreement.

CUT SCENE

"SHE CHEATED ON ME?!"

"oh dear," jude sighed as jobe began stressing out again, having just read that this anisa girl had just cheated on him with miles of all people.

"i don't know about y'all but i'm happy, i might go find this chick in real life and hit her up," smirked miles, and elena shook her head at him whilst she brought jobe into her arms and started to comfort the boy.

"this anisa girl be hopping back and forth between jobe and miles like it's some hobby," said emily as she shook her head in amazement at what she had just heard. poor jobe was struggling to confess his love for his girlfriend, whilst miles walked in from out of nowhere and swept her off of her feet.

"at least she's happy with miles," trent shrugged, and jobe began sobbing harder.

"hey anisa, my girl, if you're watching this, hit me up!" miles cheekily smiled at the camera.

"what about your other fangirls? are you sure they won't get jealous?"

"OH SHIT-!"

CUT SCENE

"can we stop now?" jude asked.

"yes, the videos over."

"THANK GOD!" cheered jobe in relief, blowing a quick kiss up to the sky as everyone watched him awkwardly.

"yeah... anyways... to wrap this video up, i actually made an edit of us last night with our other friends 'cause i was bored and you were all begging me for more content of us," elena explained with a smile.

"i don't like that look," trent commented as elena rolled her eyes.

the video then cut to loads of fan edits made of the group, most coming from elena's youtube channel. there was a lot of them:

videos of trent and jude pushing jobe into the pool on holiday whilst he was on his phone, emily head locking rico, declan scaring them all, phil tripping jack over as the boy face planted the floor, daniela sobbing violently over period cramps, olivia crying over the death of ashtray from euphoria whilst the boys made fun of her, dominik and elena creating tiktok dances, jobe booting a ball and shattering someone's kitchen window, dom and rico playing just dance as jude side-eyed them, chloe and trent getting chased by a group of crazy fan girls, lottie literally fainting in the middle of the shop and levi laughing because he thought it was a prank, elena and jack getting stuck in a lift, all of them pulling countless pranks on each other, miles spitting his water out all over dom in the taco slap challenge, emily shoving jack's face into his birthday cake, having the nerf gun war, jude throwing up nearly everywhere after a tough training session as levi screamed at him, daniela and trent wresting each other onto the couch, rico and jobe accidentally kissing each other one the lips, everyone simping over lewis as elena and miles glared at them, the group threatening loads of kids at a playground as some random karen called the police on them.

elena swore her whole existence with all her friends was in this edit. the video then snapped back to the group who were all applauding elena for her editing skills.

"that was so cute!" emily awed, leaning over jobe as she hugged elena tightly and the girls fell back onto the bed together.

"are we finally done?" rico wondered.

"yes!"

"thank fuck for that," jude sighed, standing up and walking out the room as jobe followed after him — tripping him up on their way out.

elena laughed and blew a kiss towards her camera, her arms still wrapped around emily as the both of them picked up the camera and waved, ending the video with elena actually kissing the screen.

CUT SCENE

the video slowly faded back in on emily, trent, and domi, who were all sat around the kitchen counter with devilish grins on their faces.

"we stole elena's camera so now we're gonna read fanfics about jude to make fun of him," trent said whilst looking over dominik's shoulder, who was scrolling through his phone, cackling wickedly.

"pause! wait! stop!" emily snatched the phone from dominik's hand, her eyes wide in horror as the boys leaned over her shoulder to look. "does that tag say boypussytrent or is it just me?"

"yeah it does! wait... didn't jude read a book tagged that the other week?" dominik realised, and edited crickets played over the video as the trio awkwardly looked at one another in silence, glancing back and forth between trent and the phone.

"click on it."

CUT SCENE

emily, trent, and dominik sat there, tears brimming their eyes. she dropped the phone from her hands in horror, dominik's jaw was open as it refused to even close; trent quietly sobbed to himself as he wrapped his arms around his body, hoping that it would gain some of his innocence back.

"i feel exploited," trent cried.

"did you really have to make trent call you alpha?" emily finally spoke up, slowly turning to dominik, her face pale and disgusted.

"I DIDN'T MAKE HIM DO ANYTHING! IT WAS FANFICTION ME! NOT ME ME!" domi stressed, shuffling away from trent as the boys now felt the awkwardness between them after reading about them... yeah.

the door abruptly slammed open, the trio jumping back in shock as they turned to the sound, lobbing the phone across the room to hide the evidence of what they had just read as it shattered against the wall.

a loading sign popped up above elena's head as the samsung notification sound played over the top of the video, her eyes widening at the sight of all their tear stained cheeks. "what happened in here?"

"DOM WALKED IN ON TRENT MASTURBATING AND DECIDED TO HELP HIM OUT AND FORCE HIM TO CALL HIM ALPHA!"

dominik and trent only started to cry harder.

"WHAT THE FUCK-?"

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AUTHOR (CJ) SPEAKS,

as much as i would love to openly say this is my new fav youtube video, nothing could EVER top the nerf gun war for me.

ignore any typos please, i only reread through this once !! 🤗🥰😁🎀

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