˚ ₊ ♡ ❰ chapter 46 ❱ ⋆ ✰ ₊˚.༄
˚ ₊ ♡ ❰  𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙶𝙸𝚁𝙻  ❱ ˖⋆࿐໋ ⋆
⋆⋅ ━━━━ ‧ ༻✩༺ ‧ ━━━━ ⋅⋆
— in which jude and elena sit and
read some thirst tweets, only to
become utterly traumatised.
▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂

(if you're dry readers this chapter lil tjay is gonna make a return (he probs will anyways lol) BUT BE DRY AND ILL JUST MAKE IT WORSE THAN IT HAS TO BE... though if you're EXCEPTIONALLY not dry, you may persuade me to not bring him back... 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️)

iconic trent & elena texting convo this chapter that you all BEGGED me for. you're welcome <33

            . ˚  ⁺ .  ✦ . 　. ✦ .⁺ ˚ .　　　
. ✦ . 　⁺ 　. ✦ . 　 　
✦  ✦

buzzfeed celeb posted a new video!

NOW LOADING...

Elena Hamilton And Jude Bellingham Read Thirst Tweets | BUZZFEED CELEB

4.1m views • 23 hours ago

INTRO

"hi everyone! i'm elena hamilton and i'm here with jobe's brother!" she held her hands up towards jude as he smiled before suddenly realising what she had just said, a glare casting across his face. "and today we are here to read thirst tweets written by you!"

"i'm already regretting it," jude deadpanned with a monotonous voice, and elena awed as she grabbed ahold of his face and squashed his cheeks together, him frowning at her.

END OF INTRO

"first one, are you ready?" jude asked.

"the first ones are always normal, they get worse at the end," elena rolled her eyes, getting the tweet up as she read it out. "jude and elena are actually the definition of bi panic. him? hot. her? hot. me? wet. threesome. when?"

jude laughed. "oh yeah, completely normal."

"we are quite hot, aren't we?" she teased, looking at him with a cheeky grin as he stared at her in silence before turning to wink at the camera.

CUT SCENE

"jude bellingham's thighs are my religion," jude trailed off, and just as he was about to answer his eyes widened when he looked over and saw elena nodding in agreement. "excuse me?"

"what?" she replied loudly. "do you want me to sit here and lie?"

jude shook his head in silence, turning back to face the camera. "now i've seen many comments about my thighs; all i've gotta say is that i'm flattered."

"okay but that promo pic of you in your madrid kit sat on that throne with your legs open is my literal roman empire," elena cut in. "honestly, i go to bed dreaming about it and wake up thinking about it."  

jude stared at her fondly. "el, we're supposed to be reading fans thirst tweets, not coming up with our own."

"sorry," elena shrugged her shoulders, hiding her mouth from jude as she turned to the camera and shook her head, mouthing the words 'i'm not!'

CUT SCENE

elena read out the next one slowly, a confused look on her face. "what do elena's feet look like? asking for a friend! someone send me a picture please, i swear my friend needs it so bad !!"

"..."

"who put trent in here?"

CUT SCENE

"anyways, moving on," jude smiled, his smile then dropping as soon as he read out the next tweet. "if jude and elena are ever up for a threesome THEN FUCKING SEND THEM MY WAY I HAVE HANDS AND I HAVE HOLES AND IM WILLING TO PUT THEM TO GOOD USE !!"

"what you saying? yes or no?" elena inquired with a cheeky smile, looking at her boyfriend, who winked at her before smirking at the camera.

"when and where?"

CUT SCENE

"this one's crazy," elena giggled, turning to look at jude. "jude bellingham can honestly suffocate me with his thighs and my ghost will thank him."

"what is everyone's obsession with my thighs? it's getting concerning," jude laughed slightly, pulling his shorts up to look at them for a moment, elena watching with her mouth dropped open. "i really don't get the hype."

"babe... LOOK AT THEM!"

"THEY'RE JUST THIGHS!"

"YOU DON'T GET IT!"

CUT SCENE

"in the most respectful way possible, i would drag my tongue along 150 degree concrete if given the chance for jude to spit in my mouth," jude slowly read out, frowning. "wouldn't that hurt?"

"i know that girl meant every word she said," elena shook her head, before her face suddenly fell as she stared directly at the camera. "i don't blame her."

jude side-eyed her.

CUT SCENE

"@elenahamilton sit on my face pls," she read out loud, jude frowning to himself. "well elenalover69, today could be your lucky day!"

"no," jude immediately cut in, shaking his head as she giggled at him. "all mine, thanks!"

"i'm joking, i like my seats comfy," elena smirked at the camera and winked, carefully running her hand over jude's face whilst saying this, causing a cheeky grin to cast across his lips.

CUT SCENE

"my dads gonna kill me when he watches this..."

"dilf."

"JUDE-!"

CUT SCENE

"next tweet!" jude grinned at the camera and tilted his head whilst doing so, elena giggling at him and his cuteness. "ELENA IS ACTUALLY SO MOMMY IT AINT EVEN A JOKE ANYMORE."

"it was a joke in the first place?" elena furrowed her eyebrows together, pretending to look upset as jude comfortingly rubbed her back. "wow. i'm hurt!"

"not wrong though," he then shrugged, frowning at her when she deadpanned at him. "what?"

CUT SCENE 

"the way i NEED jude bellingham to rail me is concerning to feminism."

"that's so real," elena whispered to herself, and jude seemed to be in a state of shock for a moment as he stared at the tweet in silence before looking up with an awkward smile on his face.

"thanks!" jude held his thumbs up, elena giggling loudly after two beats of dead silence.

CUT SCENE

"elena hamilton OWNS my coochie," elena read out as jude widened his eyes in shock, cringing at her as she laughed. "well, there you have it guys. i am now the owner of this lovely persons woman genitals!"

he scrunched his face up in disgust. "why'd you have to say it like that?"

"shush, judith."

CUT SCENE

"daydreaming about having a sexy threesome with jelena was not on my 2024 bingo card, but here we are anyways doing exactly that!"

"..."

"is everything okay at home?"

CUT SCENE

"jude bellingham seems like the type of guy to just destroy your insides, but romantically," jude read out loud, clicking his tongue as he looked at it over and over again before then turning his head to look at elena, who smirked at him. "say, lena. what are you thinking?"

"all i'm gonna say is that all your fangirls know you well," elena nodded her head in approval, flashing the camera a wink as jude sighed.

CUT SCENE

"i will literally drink a bottle of bleach if i have to just for a chance to sleep with elena hamilton," he read, groaning in disgust.

"drinking bleach just to have sex with me? please, why am i feeling special?" elena held a hand to her heart, pouting at the camera before blowing it a quick kiss.

"you can drink all the bleach you want in the world, mate. but sex with my girl ain't happening," butted in jude, pointing at elena as the small smirk on his face just proved to her that he was starting to get a little bit annoyed.

she laughed, grabbing ahold of his hand and softly kissing his knuckles as he watched her with a fond look in his eyes — despite the moment only lasting for around two seconds.

CUT SCENE

"shall we see what the closing tweet is?" elena said with a wink, smiling as jude nodded his head at her so she would continue on. "@bellinghamjude i am just a hole for you."

"which one though?" jude smirked cockily, looking at the camera as elena gasped loudly and smacked him on his chest, causing him to squeal.

OUTRO

"i actually enjoyed that," elena said with a laugh as jude snapped his head towards her in a mixture of shock and disgust. "what? it was funny!"

"i- okay, whatever," he turned back to the camera. "anyways those have been your thirsty tweets and can i just say... you're all mad!"

"we still love you though!" elena added in, blowing the camera a kiss as jude threw his arm around her shoulders and mirrored her action, the two of them giggling as the video ended.

END OF VIDEO

open comments

username6 close, now drop the sex tape

username9 THEY HEARD OUR COMPLAINTS AND HAVE US WHAT WE WANTED
↳ username2 how down bad are we to be quite literally BEGGING for jelena to read thirst tweets omds 😭😭

username4 the way he looks at her will forever have me in a chokehold

username5 okay but never have i related to so many tweets in my life before

username21 PEOPLE ARE SO REAL BRINGING UP JUDES THIGHS. THEYRE DELICIOUS !!😋

username7 now get dom and trent on here x

username2 THEY'RE ACTUALLY SUCH A BI PANIC AND I LOVE HOW THEY KNOW

username04 i feel like we're interrupting smth...
↳ username11 nah bc we ALL know what they got up to after this video 😭🤣

username23 LEWIS IS GONNA GO MENTAL IF HE EVER SEES THIS PAHAHA

username66 sobbing they're so cute even when they're supposed to be reading out thirst tweets
↳ username203 their love language is physical touch and it's so obvious 😭

username02 the threesome tweets are so real

username71 jude this, and jude that, BUT LETS TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE HOW OUR GIRL IS BLOWING RN
↳ username17 jude got lucky with elena istg

username14 emily and jobe next...?
↳ username24 HOLD ON. NOW HOLD ON A SECOND. let her cook 🔥🔥🔥

username18 it couple.

username02 are we on the wrong app...

username111 oh this ate so hard

username42 WHY IS ELENS APPEARING ON EVERYONE ELSES YOUTUBE BUT HER OWN? SOMEONE FORCE HER TO POST RN !!

username92 nah that tweet about elena being so mommy is the realest thing i've heard IN MY LIFE before 😭

open more

▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂

      . ˚ ⁺ . ✦ . 　.  ✦  .⁺  ˚ .　　　
          . ✦ . 　⁺ 　. ✦ . 　 　
✦  ✦

IMESSAGES
"trent and elena"

bestie
POOKIE
GUESS WHAT

pookie
WHAT

bestie
EARLIER JUDE LIFTED ME UP
AND BASICALLY MANHANDLED
ME LIKE I WAS NOTHING 😝

pookie
HOW
WHAT
WHERE
WHEN
WHY
GIRL I NEED ANSWERS

bestie
I DONT KNOW
BUT IM JUST SO
UGHHH

pookie
COME AGAIN?!

bestie
lord i wish

pookie
WHAT

bestie
whattt 🙄🙄🙄

pookie
i know i did NOT just read that
right..

bestie
you did❤️

pookie
ELENA GRACE HAMILTON.

bestie
TRENTON JOHN ALEXANDER
ARNOLD.

pookie
girl
my first name isn't even trenton

bestie
chloe literally showed me your
birth certificate
stfu

pookie
whatever
nice youtube video earlier btw xx

bestie
awhh thanks xx
bet you were jealous fans were
tryna steal your man huh xx

pookie
yes very xx

bestie
good
he don't want a whore

pookie
WHAT
I AM NOT A WHORE

bestie
this pic says otherwise

slutty ahh pose

pookie
my face card goes hard fr

bestie
cocky much?? 🤔

pookie
COCK 😜😜😜😜

bestie
tf..?

pookie
wait a minute
fuck you calling me a whore for
when you were PRAISING jude
for the same pic earlier

"slutty ahh pose" MF THIS IS A
SLUT. END OF.

bestie
omg
you shouldn't have sent that

pookie
...why

bestie
i can't describe my thoughts in
words today
only photos
so i'll leave this right here ❤️

pookie
BRO
READING THOSE TWEETS HAS
MADE YOU FERAL
WTF

bestie
well i'm sorry but when you send
me my fav pic of my man OFC i'm
gonna start acting like a feral dog
or some shit like that 😔

pookie
feral coquette girlie 🎀💗

bestie
ofc ofc 🎀💗

pookie
wait until jude hears about all
this

bestie
WHAT
NO
TRENT
DONT YOU DARE
I WILL FIGHT YOU SO HARD
SO YOUR LEG INJURY WILL
TURN PERMANENT

pookie
threatening me now?
GIRL
i am with your boy rn
do NOT make me tell him about
how FERAL he makes you xx

bestie
RIGHT.
don't act like you weren't on call
with me LITERALLY giggling and
kicking your feet bc daniela got
you some roses.

pookie
they were white roses tho 😔

bestie

pookie
EXCUSE ME.

bestie
you heard.

pookie
i know the bitch whose ex forced
her to do weed ain't talking...😒

bestie
OH.
SO THATS HOW WERE PLAYING
THIS???
fine. 
i know the bitch who couldn't tell a
girl he loved her in time so she was
kidnapped by her entire family and
was nearly forced into an arranged
marriage isn't talking... 🥰

pookie
...
okay you won
now take that back hoe

bestie
why should i mf

pookie
i'll slap you

bestie
woman beater????

pookie
HUH

bestie
i'm telling dani.

pookie
girl bye
i'm telling jude you're being mean
to me
just told him
he said elena leave my bf alone

bestie
uhh
pics or it didn't happen xx

pookie
bet

he also says hi
but then he also said tell elena i love
you more than her

bestie
the fleece...

pookie
yeah...

bestie
oh my...

pookie
where is this going...

bestie
it be a waterfall down there 😝

pookie
NOT AGAIN

bestie

sorry had to quickly change x

pookie
THAT IS DISGUSTING
EW
TOO FAR
I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW
THAT (real)

bestie
SEE BITCH
YOU AGREE WITH ME
stfu

pookie
the only person who can tell me
to stfu AND ILL LISTEN TO is
my gf
but nice try 🥰🥰

bestie
whipped

pookie
and what
do you blame me
malewife for her fr

bestie
sir???

pookie
yes i do the cooking yes i do the
cleaning 😝🍽️🧼

bestie
DOWN HORRENDOUSLY.

pookie
again.
CAN YOU BLAME ME??

bestie
...
i can't argue with that bc i was
saying this shit earlier too

pookie
damn
guess we both whipped

bestie
yeah

pookie
wow

bestie
ikr

pookie
anygays
jude's just gone to hang out with
jobe
so
bestie movie night??

bestie
it depends what it is...

pookie
how about mamma mia 1 & 2?

bestie
i'll be there in 10 💞💝💘
message liked

▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂

. ˚ ⁺ . ✦ . 　.  ✦  .⁺  ˚ .　　　
          . ✦ . 　⁺ 　. ✦ . 　 　
✦ ✦

GROUP CHAT
"elena's children😇 (+jude)"

dilfs daughter [ elena hamilton ]
judalicious [ jude bellingham ]
emmeline [ emily styles ]
lottie my bby [ lottie cortez ]
scouser [ trent alexander arnold ]
mountain [ mason mount ]
roadman [ phil foden ]
babybell [ jobe bellingham ]
liv [ olivia rodrigo ]
super jack [ jack grealish ]
rice cake [ declan rice ]
4'9 merchant [ rico lewis ]
dom [ dominik szoboszlai ]
lee-vai [levi colwill]
chlo bird [chloe ranyard]
dani bear [daniela rae lewis]

judalicious
@scouser i made a tiktok slideshow
about us 🥰🥰

scouser
WHAT REALLY

judalicious
YES !!

dilfs daughter
bless
that's so cute

liv
omg show us

judalicious

scouser
now hold up

dilfs daughter
I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING
BUT I AM
TRENT IM SORRY
BUT PLEASE
WHY IS THIS SENDING ME

babybell
humble at the end is wild 😭

4'9 merchant
bro is NOT humble 😭🙏

rice cake
nah you're glazing trent way too
much here

judalicious
yeah i can't believe i put that many
words for him
he doesn't even appreciate it 😔

scouser
FYM I DONT EVEN APPRECIATE
IT???
YOU DESCRIBED ME IN THREE
WORDS
THE LAST ONE WAS LITERALLY
'NOTHING'
FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY
TO THAT???

emmeline
STOP IT
IM CRYING
THATS SO FUNNY

judalicious
thanks emmeline 😝

emmeline
nvm
suddenly it's not anymore

roadman
hey jude
has anyone ever told you that
you're super humble before?

judalicious
quite a few people yes x

mountain
bro is his own biggest fan 😭🙏

chlo bird
"give yourself a pat on the back"
ahh slideshow 😭‼️

lee-vai
nah we gotta respect him for
that tho
always remember to have a
winners mindset 💪🏾

super jack
says the chelsea player...

lee-vai
boy you drew with us and dropped
points
don't start

dani dog
JUDE?
HELLO?
THE TIKTOK?

judalicious
cute isn't it!!

dani dog
NO.

judalicious
oh

liv
poor trent
i know he's crying himself to
sleep tn

dilfs daughter
he was already sobbing bc donna
and sophie have just sang slipping
through my fingers to each other
he did NOT need this rn 😭😭

roadman
who tf are donna and sophie?

lottie my bby
i know you did not just say that...

babybell
believe it or not lottie not everyone
in this world has watched mamma
mia 👍

rice cake
jobe and his hatred for lottie is
gonna be the death of me 😭

scouser
jude.
we're not boyfriends anymore.

dom
does this mean i can finally have
you to myself? 🥳

chlo bird
WOAH

dilfs daughter
dom saw his chance and took it
respect 🫡

judalicious
GASP
NO
YOU CANT JUST END TUDE
LIKE THAT

4'9 merchant
tude was lame anyways
#robe 🔛🔝

emmeline
we literally go through this debate
ALL OF THE TIME and chemily is
always proven to be better
argue with the wall 🤷‍♀️

scouser
replying to: YOU CANT JUST END
TUDE LIKE THAT
i just did.

dilfs daughter
period king !!

dani dog
let them know your worth !!

roadman
unrelated but does trent remind
you guys of austin mcbroom
or is it just me

mountain
STOP
I LOVE AUSTIN IDC

liv
he's got a meme for everything 😭

babybell
nah wait
why is that such a shout

rice cake
trent and austin are variants of
each other: confirmed ✅

scouser
i can't tell if this is a compliment
or not...

chlo bird
mate they're basically calling you a
crackhead

scouser
WHAT

dilfs daughter
THEY MIGHT NOT BE !!
MASON DID SAY HE THINKS
AUSTINS FUNNY
SO THEY COULD BE CALLING
YOU FUNNY !!

judalicious
my love.
we're making fun of him.

dilfs daughter
sigh
i tried my best

lee-vai
why is it always trent 😭

scouser
nah honestly tho
fuck this shit
i am NOT getting bullied today
hold on
lemme add someone

mountain
bro has to bring backup
what a saddo 😭🙏

scouser added daddy hamilton
to the group chat!

mountain
...
yeah nvm
no one say A WORD.

dilfs daughter
DAD?!
WHAT THE FUCK
TRENT
WHY HAVE YOU ADDED MY
DAD TO THE GC?!

scouser
he's my backup xx

daddy hamilton
What is this?

emmeline
DADDY LEWIS IS HERE??!!
OH MY GOD
EVERYONE STAY CALM
STAY FUCKING CALM

chlo bird
too late, i already finished x

judalicious
WHAT 🔥🔥🔥

dilfs daughter
DAD.
LEAVE.
NOW.

scouser
funny how you all wanna talk shit
but as soon as i bring backup you
pipe down
FUCKING PUSSIES

babybell
trent stfu

daddy hamilton
Who just told Trent to shut the
fuck up?

lottie my bby
wait WHAT
HES ACTUALLY HERE TO DEFEND
TRENT?!
OH MY GOD
EVERYONE RUN
RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK

roadman
yeah we're cooked 😭🙏

4'9 merchant
i'm too pretty to die young
no
lewis
my mothers dad who refuses to be
called grandad bc he's too young
spare me pls xx

chlo bird
boy who lied to you..

dilfs daughter
DAD ISTG YOU BETTER LEAVE
RN IM NOT FUCKING JOKING

daddy hamilton
Stop using that foul language and
I just might!

dilfs daughter
wait really

daddy hamilton
No 😂

rice cake
BYE WHY IS HE LOKWEY SO
ICONIC THO

dom
can we keep him?

dilfs daughter
WTF
NO
NO WE CANNOT KEEP MY DAD

dani dog
domi omg 😭😭

daddy hamilton
I still don't understand why I am
here

lee-vai
trent wants you to stick up for
him bc we're all bullying him
again
which we were not btw !!

scouser
I CALL BULLSHIT

babybell
TRENT WILL YOU STFU AND STOP
LICKING LEWISES ARSE FOR ONE
SECOND

scouser
EXCUSE ME

dilfs daughter
NO
NO MORE ARGUING
HELP ME PERSUADE MY DAD
TO LEAVE 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

rice cake
GIRL
NO
FUCK THAT
HES STAYING

dilfs daughter
NO HES NOT

super jack
YES HE IS

dilfs daughter
NO

liv
YES

roadman
YES

lee-vai
YES

lottie my bby
YES

mountain
YES

rice cake
YES

4'9 merchant
YES

chlo bird
YES

dani dog
YES

dom
YES

super jack
YES

emmeline
YES

babybell
YES

scouser
YES

dilfs daughter
NO???

daddy hamilton
EVERYONE SHUT UP.

scouser
suddenly i'm hellen keller.

emmeline

judalicious
it's always them two istg 😭😭

dilfs daughter
oh for god sake
DAD
LEAVE MY GC
PLEASE

daddy hamilton
Why?

roadman
i say we start a petition to make
elena allow him to stay

babybell
we need some more eye candy in the
gc icl
have to make up for lottie's presence
haven't we xx

lottie my bby
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE
TO YOU NOW.

chlo bird
hey lewis!

nice photo on your story the
other day!

daddy hamilton
Thank you!

lee-vai
me to his abs: 👅

liv
omg the v line..
it's doing things to me!!

dilfs daughter
WTF
OH MY GOD
IM GOING TO BE SICK
DAD LEAVE
PLEASE
YOURE TURNING MY FRIENDS
INTO WILD ANIMALS ISTG 

daddy hamilton
I like your friends though!

dom
question
is trent cheating on me with you?

daddy hamilton
...
Define cheating in your context for
me please...

dom
WHAT

4'9 merchant
trent you actual slut man 😭😭🤣

dilfs daughter
DAD.

daddy hamilton
NO.
Nice name by the way ❤️

mountain
her name is so true, isn't it?

daddy hamilton
Yes!

dani dog
he's such a dilf
omds
i can't do this anymore

judalicious
lewis as much as i love you i say
it's best you leave purely for the
sake of elena 😭😭

daddy hamilton
Do I have to? 😕

mountain
NO

chlo bird
NO

dani dog
NO

rice cake
NO

dom
NO

babybell
NO

lottie my bby
NO

liv
NO

4'9 merchant
NO

emmeline
NO

lee-vai
NO

roadman
NO

scouser
NO

dilfs daughter
YES.

daddy hamilton
Elena 😔

dilfs daughter
LEAVE.
NOW.
DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT
FOR YOU?

daddy hamilton
Okay fine! 
I'll leave
And not because Elena told me to!

chlo bird
bye daddy lewis 😝

babybell
BYE LEWIS
I LOVE YOU 😍😍

dilfs daughter
DAD FFS
WILL YOU JUST LEAVE ALREADY
BEFORE YOU KILL MY FRIENDS!!

daddy hamilton
Okay okay
I'm going!
No need to be so rude about it 🙄
Bye everyone!

daddy hamilton left the
group chat!

super jack
well that just happened!

liv
do you even know what it was that
just happened?

super jack
no!

4'9 merchant
honestly
ofc trent would be the one to add
elena's fucking DAD to the gc 😭

lottie my bby
please 😭

emmeline
speaking of trent
did you guys see the youtube video
he posted earlier??

roadman
he has a youtube?

judalicious
wtf are you talking about

emmeline
jude and phil?
how do you not know?
you two are literally IN IT..

dilfs daughter
oh no

emmeline
look!

scouser is offline!

rice cake
PLEASE
THESE YOUTUBE VIDEOS HAVE
ME CRYING OF LAUGHTER AND
IDK WHY

babybell
done phil proper dirty with that
photo 😭🤣

roadman
ong 🤣
wait
...
WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO
MEAN?!

liv
oh phil 😭

▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂

             . ˚  ⁺ .  ✦ . 　. ✦ .⁺ ˚ .　　　
. ✦ . 　⁺ 　. ✦ . 　 　
✦ ✦

AUTHOR (CJ) SPEAKS,

photo of the day !!

my boyfriend (it's confirmed) 💘💗💝💞

(i'm foaming at the mouth)

anygays xx

#ishouldntfindthisasfunnyasido

ADDITIONAL!!
+++ don't be a silent reader!!! i love feedback and funny comments,, it gives me a reason to write.